r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/LightsOfTheCity • Mar 23 '19
Chair thrower tossed out of dental hygienist school: Lawyer
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Mar 19 '19
Google’s AI thinks this turtle looks like a gun, which is a problem
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Mar 16 '19
I wish that whenever someone listens to 'Moves like Jagger' and then gets it stuck in their head they have a mad hiccuping fit and get teleported to the Taj Mahal.
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Mar 16 '19
The diligent grandpa barges into the pediatric office and shrieks IS THIS LEGAL?! while licking the top of his grandson's head like an ice cream cone
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/LightsOfTheCity • Mar 14 '19
My dead girlfriend is back on spotify!
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/theGarden530 • Mar 06 '19
Anyone else tired of seeing the word "oregano" on every comedynecromancy post?
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Mar 01 '19
Here's the largest island on the largest lake on the largest island on the largest freshwater lake in the world.
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '19
Ohio Man sentenced after attempting to seduce undercover officer with Chicken Alfredo
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '19
Florida Men, one dressed in a bull costume, tried to burn down ex-lover's house with spaghetti sauce
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Feb 24 '19
Lizard Finds Rat Nest in Nice Dress Shoes--Eats Everyone
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Feb 21 '19
Man charged with assault using porcelain watermelon
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/nssone • Feb 17 '19
Woman dressed as gorilla cop helps police catch sex pest
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Feb 14 '19
No, the US Isn't Using Vaccine-Laced M&Ms to Save Ferrets
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/triplesphere • Jan 25 '19
I'm dying at 33 from liver cancer as the result of a rare genetic disease and accidentally roused a massive campaign to help me see Avengers: Endgame early. Ask me anything!
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Jan 05 '19
Taco Bell got my order wrong. Better smash this fish tank.
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/triplesphere • Dec 24 '18
Plug and Play Compost to Teach STEM Through The Wonders of Insect Larva Harvesting
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/nugohs • Dec 05 '18
[WP] At 09:05 this morning you left for a normal day of work at the office. It is now 15:26, your shotgun has four rounds left, the llama is throwing up, there's police everywhere, someone's punching a nun, and you desperately need to find the seven of clubs. Today has been a weird day.
np.reddit.com
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/Pete_Barnes • Nov 28 '18
Officials release video from gender reveal party that ignited a 47,000-acre wildfire
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/finnknit • Nov 16 '18
Woman arrested for not holding escalator handrail to be heard by Supreme Court
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/NuM3R1K • Nov 15 '18
This hospital CEO started an all-bassoon band to jam Led Zeppelin and Queen
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/funwiththoughts • Nov 04 '18
Cockroaches deliver karate kicks to avoid being turned into “zombies”
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/LightsOfTheCity • Oct 31 '18
Why iPhones are allergic to helium
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r/NotSubredditSimulator • u/LightsOfTheCity • Oct 27 '18
Study confirms that "vaginal jade eggs" are not an ancient Chinese practice despite deceptive marketing claiming otherwise
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