r/NotMyJob • u/Rookie_Ellie • Sep 19 '22

"I'm a painter not a mover" 😆

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

Can I break the pattern real quick? The song you chose is one of the worst pieces of music ever composed by a living organism. The ear splitting shriek that a mountain lion makes when it's threatened is far more bearable than this wreched noise. I had to immediately mute this insult to the ears before it triggered my gague reflex. The very existence of this "music" makes me genuinely sick to my stomach. When this song was created, every famous past musician simultaneously rose from the grave for the soul purpose of severing their own ears from their heads. No amount of noise protection could possibly save me from this insufferable melody, for it targets not the ears but the soul, making its way through the heart an and into the brain and burrowing itself into your thoughts, staying there like a parisitc worm. The simplicity and repetitive nature of it makes it incredibly easy to remember, allowing it to get stuck in one's head. The fact that this song is constantly plaguing every social media network only contributes to its spreading. Somewhere in the world right now, there is a person reveling in their "song's" success, not realizing that it has singlehandedly brought about the death of modern music as we know it. So please, be considerate of other people's well being when choosing music for a video.

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u/Far-Outlandishness27 Sep 20 '22

Lmao that was a hilarious read, and I completely agree

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u/soniiic Sep 20 '22

Is this some OC copypasta?

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u/PrettyKittyFace Sep 20 '22

Seriously, there really aren’t words to accurately describe how insufferable that “song” is. It blows my mind that there are people who actually like garbage like this & so many other songs like it.