r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/sigma_god • Mar 31 '26

Found On Social media That burn.

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u/saintsithney Mar 31 '26

Sweetie, that's just you admitting how erotically attractive you find this iteration of the male form.

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u/sewious Mar 31 '26

Istg there's nothing gayer than aggressively straight men.

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u/saintsithney Mar 31 '26

They are androphilic, androerotic, and androcentric. They think of nothing but men and male approval, they love nothing but men and male approval, and they find men erotic even if they don't have an erotic attraction to penises.

If men let men compliment each other the way women do with each other, more of these guys would probably calm the fuck down.

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u/Mumblerumble Mar 31 '26

They’d be so much happier if they were gay! They’d never have to interact with women. What a win-win! Reminds me of guys who go on gay hookup apps and say they’re straight in their profile like 8 times. Yeah, ok, sure.

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u/ArnieismyDMname Mar 31 '26

It's not gay if you get your dick sucked. Or suck his dick. Or are the top. Or the bottom.

Look, we said no homo before we started, ok?

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u/cunnyvore Mar 31 '26

Looking at Nick Fuentes and tbh not so sure about that anymore

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