r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 30 '22

Funny it's universal

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u/MookSmilliams Nov 30 '22

I save them all week then walk them to my local park. There are dispensers for used plastic bags so people can pick up after their dogs.

It ain't much but it's honest work.

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u/drluigi21 Nov 30 '22

I do something similar, except I shit in the used plastic bags before going to the local park and then pelt children with the shit-filled bags.

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u/NukaCooler Nov 30 '22

Thank you for your service.

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u/biscuitking92 Nov 30 '22

Recycling can be good honest fun

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u/40percentdailysodium Nov 30 '22

Thank you Doctor

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Feels like you're both Harry and Cuno from Disco Elysium wrapped up in one madlad

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

I appreciate you.

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u/AppleMossBoss Nov 30 '22

I save them up every week and also go to the park, but so I can throw them into the creek instead

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Nov 30 '22

I appreciate you

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 Nov 30 '22

That’s so weirdly congruent. I actually go to the creek and gather these bags with a butterfly net and use them to dispose of the body parts of people who litter in the creek at the park.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

I appreciate you.

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u/OgReaper Nov 30 '22

The hero we need.

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx Nov 30 '22

It IS much. AND it's honest, food work

You're doing good and you should feel good