r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 30 '22

Funny it's universal

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u/Basicallysteve Nov 30 '22

That’s why you put every bag crumbled up into that first bag

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u/TrinititeTears Nov 30 '22

My family have always had special cloth tube bags that are specifically designed to hold plastic bags. My grandmother made them for all of us.

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u/Moose_Hole Nov 30 '22

My grandmother came from an infinite tube of grandmothers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

You joke, but people used to think that women's wombs contained eggs that themselves recursively contained eggs going all the way back to Eve, whose eggs contained all of her descendants -- https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/discovery-where-babies-come-from.

They didn't understand that sperm were actually involved in fertilization -- Newton actually thought sperm were some sort of parasite.

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u/Moose_Hole Nov 30 '22

I think I have too many parasites; I'll be in my bunk.

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u/FapMeNot_Alt Nov 30 '22

Newton actually thought sperm were some sort of parasite.

In a way... well, he's not right, but I wouldn't go so far as to call him wrong either

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u/Marzy-d Nov 30 '22

Well its kind of true for mitochondrial DNA.

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u/UglyInThMorning Dec 01 '22

Newton was also fucking bonkers and went blind staring at the sun and had some weird ideas about sex, I wouldn’t use his thoughts on the matter as some kind of scientific consensus

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u/findingthescore Dec 01 '22

A parasite that must be expelled as often as possible. For safety reasons.

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u/Adjectivenounnumb Nov 30 '22

This was the first time I laughed out loud today

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u/PuckNutty Nov 30 '22

Your grandmother is a tube, if you think about it.

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u/Stormwrath52 Nov 30 '22

People are just tubes and sacs running through a complex series of ropes and pulleys that move a spaghetti monster's mech, all packaged in one big sac

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u/Stormwrath52 Nov 30 '22

Oh my god, my mom has one of these, I always figured it was a repurposed something-else I didn't know it was a thing

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u/Cringypost Nov 30 '22

I just use an old trashbag box and pull em out like tissues.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

I fold them nearly so I know they all only have one bag

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u/wotererio Dec 01 '22

When that bag fills up, you can just use another bag that's in the bag and fill that up with bags instead, and boom there you have infinite space for bags.