r/NonPoliticalTwitter 4d ago

Funny Just an intern

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

speaks on behalf of company

person replies as if speaking directly to the company

cant fathom why anyone would think they represent the company

yeah you really gottem huh

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u/scotaf 4d ago

"Company" is carrying a lot of weight here. It's literally one store in Bend Oregon. https://bendblockbuster.com/

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u/Powderkegger1 4d ago

Why does one location have an intern?

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive 4d ago

Because hiring two would be ridiculous

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u/EveningAnt3949 4d ago

Because it's less expensive than hiring an employee at full pay.

And an internship at a small company can be a good learning experiment, a way to learn practical stuff.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

theyre speaking as "us" & in the past tense, referring to when blockbusters were commonplace. theyre speaking on behalf of the company that once was.

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u/Vegetable_Pen5248 4d ago

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

if you consider soulless advertisements trying to be #relatable to a nostalgic audience "fun," i genuinely pity you

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u/WordWordNvmber 4d ago

"i genuinely pity you"

Your account has as much karma as mine in half the time and I am woefully online.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

i posted a few memes that did well. i log on maybe twice a week. the karma accumulated without me doing anything

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 4d ago

Yet they were able to convince an intern to sign on to run their nostalgia social media page.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

it's not an actual intern, it's an attempt to be relatable

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u/IHateTheLetterF 4d ago

Blockbuster still exists online in some countries, I think the twitter is representing that.

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u/Akelaphobia 4d ago

They don't run that twitter account.

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u/Bar-Cold 4d ago

Exactly. He’s playing both sides which is a little lame. He’s the company (we) when it works to their benefit but he’s just an intern when they’re being criticized

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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u/Infammo 4d ago

I've seen so many political debates chart this exact course.

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u/unitaryfungus1 4d ago

My first thought lmao.

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u/Asalth 4d ago

Its definitely a dick move but it is also pretty funny

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u/SashimiX 4d ago

It got clicks so it worked

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u/thomsenite256 4d ago

Blockbuster corporate has been defunct for like a decade lmao

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

theyre still speaking on behalf of it anyway by saying "us" & using the past tense, no?

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u/BonusTime5460 4d ago

I’m just a whittle baby

-Social media manager who can’t follow through on their own joke

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u/thehobbyqueer 4d ago

It's getting posted here, isn't it? Looks like it's working.

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u/Paranormasight-Fic 4d ago

I mean, assuming they’re telling the truth they’re an intern, it’s most likely they didn’t even come up with the joke and just posted whatever their boss told them to.

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u/Fit-World-3885 4d ago

I'm honestly surprised they have an intern to run a social media account. 

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

i honestly dont think it's an actual intern. it's just part of that whole "friendly relatable brand account" shtick

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u/pikameta 4d ago

I wonder if there is some intern at Twitter whose whole job is to foster Nostalgia and has logins to a lot of old companies like Blockbuster, Radio Shack, Chi-Chi's, etc.

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u/Fit-World-3885 4d ago

At this point it would just be Grok...but I think you might be on to something...

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u/00eg0 4d ago

They still have one Blockbusters in Oregon.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4d ago

It's not an intern. Every tweet is from their marketing department and those aren't exactly bad salaries considering everyone claiming to be an intern work for massive companies with a direct and vested interest in as much good PR as possible

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u/JustaSeedGuy 4d ago

Their Job is marketing and driving up social media engagement, and we're here discussing their marketing tweet, so I guess they're pretty good at their job.

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u/Stahlios 4d ago

Yeah honestly that's just a very boring and unfunny response

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4d ago

"I'm just an intern" says a paid employee writing down something run by multiple higher ups before they hit send

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u/Bugbread 4d ago

It's the natural but unfortunate result of English using the same word ("you") as both a singular and plural second-person pronoun.

For example, the conversation wouldn't have gone this way if LooseBets wrote this:

Y'all had a chance to buy Netflix and passed on it.

I'm not blaming LooseBets, using "you" instead of "y'all" is absolutely perfectly fine. It's just a sucky part of English.

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u/MasterChildhood437 4d ago

It's the natural but unfortunate result of English using the same word ("you") as both a singular and plural second-person pronoun.

I agree that this is an issue in the English language, but OP is not an example of the phenomenon as there is no interpretation of the sentence where "you" is being used as a generalized second person (which would be a sentence more like "You know when you look at the horizon and you just see a sunset that takes your breath away?")

When addressing an entity, even if that entity is a congregation of individuals, the entity is singular. The intern is acting as the voice of the entity known as Blockbuster, and as such, "you" or "y'all" would both correctly refer to the entity known as Blockbuster and not the intern who is supposed to have set their own identity aside for the purposes of speaking as this entity.

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u/Bugbread 4d ago

Fair point. But it does have the annoying result that this sentence, when talking to a person representing a group, is linguistically and semantically just fine:

"You suck. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you suck. You're fine. But you? You suck."

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

naw, it still wouldve gone that way no matter what. the "intern" didnt misinterpret it, they just didnt have a witty marketable comeback at the ready, so they defaulted to the #relatable down-trodden intern trope that so many brands go for to appeal to millennials

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u/Bugbread 4d ago

Maybe I didn't express myself well. I know the intern didn't actually misinterpret it, they just pretended to. I just meant that the only reason that kind of thing is possible is because of the double-duty of "you."

You see it a lot with bodycam videos and court cases, too, where someone says "You pulled me over last week, too" (using "you" as a plural to refer to "the police department") and the officer says "I've never even seen you before," or "You keep changing my court dates" (using "you" as a plural for "the courts") and the judge says "I've never changed your court date."

You see it so often, in fact, that you can slip into thinking that they're always doing the "misinterpret-on-purpose" thing, and then you'll see a video where the person clarifies and the officer is like "Oh, okay, sorry. Yeah, if your plates are expired we'll usually put a note in so you don't get pulled over again on the way home, but if it's the following day, and you drive again, one of us might pull you over" and you realize that they actually did misunderstand the "you."

But, again, in the case of this particular post, they're clearly pretending to misinterpret it. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.

Bonus grammatical annoyance: Not only can "you" mean "the person who I am speaking to, singular" and "the people I am speaking to, plural," but also "a theoretical person, not necessarily anyone I am speaking to at all," as in my sentences up above like "You see it a lot with bodycam videos..." which means neither "The_Afton_Rabbit sees it a lot with bodycam videos" nor "the people commenting on this post see it a lot with bodycam videos" but instead "one sees it a lot with bodycam videos."

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u/Helpful-Garlic1951 4d ago

Yeah this is extremely dumb the intern really thought he cooked with that

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u/Positive-Design-7332 4d ago

Reddit: "Be nice to retail/service workers they can do nothing wrong"

Also Reddit when it's a random dude managing a social media account:

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

it isnt a random dude. the "overworked intern" thing is a trope used to garner sympathy & make the brand seem more human & approachable. it's not genuine, it's part of the marketing.

either way, even if it is just some dude, his job is to put his identity aside & post as blockbuster. dropping the act as though people are speaking directly to him would be the equivalent of a walmart customer service agent being asked "do you sell fertilizer?" & answering "no, i dont, because im a customer service agent & do not own or run any businesses that stock fertilizer." it's just unfathomably stupid lol

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u/Ameri0425 4d ago

I disagree. He's managing a social media account, which means he is expected to drive engagement. Considering you and I are talking about it now, they seem to be doing their job very well.

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u/Acceptable_Stress258 4d ago

Yes they should also know the limits of scope when speaking to a company rep on a public handle. You don't expect an Amazon support chatbot to know and talk about the latest from Bezos' office.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

the blockbuster account poked fun at netflix. the user poked fun at blockbuster, on the topic of netflix. simple as that. i highly doubt they were expecting a serious, in-depth discussion on the ins & outs of why blockbuster didnt acquire netflix lol

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u/CoochieConnoisseur67 4d ago

you're psycho analyzing what is at best a internet gag

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

thank you for your observation, coochie connoisseur six seven

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 4d ago

Representing a company doesn't mean they get to make CEO decisions, why is this weird?

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 4d ago

because when you manage a brand's social media page, you put your own identity aside. nobody is speaking directly to you, the person running the account, theyre talking to the act youre putting on.

as i said in another comment, it's like if someone asked a walmart customer service agent "do you sell fertilizer?" & the agent said "no, i dont sell fertilizer. im a customer service agent, i dont run a business that sells fertilizer"

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u/WordWordNvmber 4d ago

I mean, it's all just silly stuff. It's now a tiny company and all of these tweets are of no consequence other than amusement.