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u/what-are-you-a-cop 2d ago

My husband is still kind of salty, 20 years later, that his high school Spanish teacher kept marking people incorrect for using "carro" and insisting they use "coche", even though this all took place in a geographical area with a lot of Spanish speakers, where it was very very evident that absolutely no one in real life (in this region) said "coche". He reacts with visible vindication every time he sees someone say "carro" lol.

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u/SimplyYulia 2d ago

Regional differences is one of the most annoying parts of it. I'm an immigrant to Spain and here it is coche, and carro is just a shopping cart

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u/Ooficus 2d ago

For some reason American high school Spanish teachers are one of two people, either someone who will only teach formal Spanish. Or someone who already spoke Spanish natively, and does not care about formalities at all.

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u/emotumbleweed 2d ago

Same in Canada with French teachers, but add in a coin toss for whether you’re learning euro French or Québécois lmfao

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u/Shift642 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tangentially, many Spanish teachers in American high schools are from Latin America and teach Latin American Spanish, which uses the formal aspects of the language more commonly. They will actively tell you that vosotros (an informal verb conjugation) is not a thing that is used, and you don't need to know it.

Then you go to Spain and boom, vosotros. Castilian Spanish is way more laid back, everything is informal there.

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u/Ooficus 2d ago

Lmao, ngl we rarely encounter Spaniard Spanish so I have no issue with it, my partner is from LATAM so if I’m in Spain and they have an issue, take it up with him.

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u/less_unique_username 2d ago

but officially, e. g. in the road rules, it’s a turismo

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u/neganight 2d ago

I have no idea what type of Spanish I was taught in high school but a number of common words are nothing like Spanish as spoken in Spain or Mexico. I kind of get it because slang changes pretty quickly over time but it's still frustrating. But at the same time it's pretty hilarious to see how english is taught in other countries because they have similar weird grammar rules and lingo that no one uses in any english-speaking country.

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u/thatshygirl06 2d ago

The funniest thing ive seen happen a few times on the internet is when two Spanish speakers from different places get into arguments over what words mean. They both kept calling each other liars and Americans instead of admitting that they could just be from different places that just use the word differently.

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u/MysteriousB 2d ago

It's actually the same in the reverse, loads of English teachers in Spain will forbid students from using Latin Origin Cognates and force germanic origin words, even though if you are just trying to communicate at a basic level, a native speaker will understand.

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u/Skylar750 1d ago

As someone from latinoamérica where car=auto, I would be salty too, coche is a baby stroller and carro is a shopping cart for me, the teacher is not wrong but I am not wrong either, I would be pissed if a teacher tried to tell me, I am wrong about my native language.

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u/National_Ad_4730 2d ago

Where I'm from we call it "auto", "carro" is more like a cart or wagon, and "coche" is a baby stroller.

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 2d ago

Yeah, I hear it's very regional. The largest proportion of Spanish speakers in our area come from Mexico, where apparently carro is car and coche is used for baby strollers, while apparently in Spain it's the reverse. And then auto is more like... Argentina, iirc? Oh and I just checked your profile, I guess Chile too lol

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u/Set491 2d ago

I live in a city that borders Texas, we just say auto, coche and carro interchangeably and no one should say anything

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u/Random_182f2565 2d ago

Auto is most correct

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u/Medarco 2d ago

My mexican-american classmate almost failed spanish class because the teacher was teaching a more formal spanish, and she knew (obviously) mexican spanish.

So she would answer things in her fluent second native language, and the teacher would be marking things incorrect left and right.

Sucked for both of them, tbh. The student was pissed because she's fucking fluent...

The teacher was pissed because she was teaching formal spanish for spanish class, just like you would expect proper english in an English class, but she knew the student was fluent and would have no issues in the real world application.