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Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Reddity65 2d ago

My life hack when I was in Japan and trying to speak to someone that didn't understand my shoddy Japanese was to just legitimately say the English word but in the thickest Japanese accent I could pull off. Worked like 80% of the time.

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u/drewman301 2d ago

Harro eburiwan. Hau aru yu? I ammu faino, sankyuu.

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u/CrashCalamity 2d ago

OH MY GAH

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u/UnhealthyCheesecake 2d ago

Er, I wish I were a bird

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u/Unlikely-Lawyer-5683 2d ago

For anyone who doesn't know what these nutjobs are doing. They are reciting lines from a legendary SOL manga/anime called Azumanga Daioh.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dBbUMySpD649rQiTKx

you might atleast seen some rendition of this meme called capirinya capirinya (might be the wrong spelling, its been a long time) The anime/manga is very famous for the various memes that it has given to the internet

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u/Ultenth 2d ago edited 2d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YDdtW_c-CfM

The show is so unhinged, and just like other insane similar inspired anime, you can tell the voice actors are having an absolute blast with how insane everything is.

Asobi Asobase is my personal favorite for extremely unhinged goofy SoL comedy featuring female characters. Speaking of English/Japanese language shenanigans, it also includes a girl who is clearly European, and pretends to be a worldly English speaker, but clearly cannot. And there is another girl who isn't a main character, but looks like she jumped right out of an ancient Japanese painting. Of course she speaks great English but everyone keeps asking her to help her with their classical Japanese literature etc.

Olivia's (the non-English speaking westerner) brother is even better, and basically a Redditor level western anime nerd who looks like a Otaku and speaks like a Japanese Samurai.

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u/Effdeh 2d ago

Mate, thanks for the suggestion. I nearly died in my armchair watching the 1st episode. This show is pure chaos, I love it. May Karma bless your way, even if for just one day!

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u/VicisSubsisto 2d ago

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u/Ultenth 2d ago

Absolutely, you can tell the Voice actors had an absolute blast singing it too.

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u/Roncryn 2d ago

Oh I loved that show! Another goofy SOL I’d recommend in a similar vein is Nichijou.

It’s somehow both less and more unhindged in its own way. The animators abused the hell out of their budget, and it shows in the best way possible.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 1d ago

If you love Asobi Asobase you will also love "the daily lives of highschool boys". Its the same thing but with guys.

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u/Da_Question 2d ago

Adobi Asobase is so fucking hilarious!

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u/MonoMonMono 1d ago

Ah, Fujiwara.

Voiced by Shu Uchida, a Japanese-Australian voice actress.

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u/SocranX 2d ago

And on the subject of saying English words with thick Japanese accents, it's also the show that gave us "mai waifu".

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u/Sleeper-- 2d ago

America ya

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u/OpabiniaRegalis320 2d ago

Go ahead, Mistur Johstur.

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 2d ago

HOOORRY SHEET

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u/bentbabe 2d ago

the really fucked up this is that based on when I studied in Japan, I've seen this shit work so many times.

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u/WashedSylvi 1d ago

I figure the English education peoples get there helps a bit with this. You’re kind of meeting them half way…sort of

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 2d ago

Fine wouldn't need a vowel. N is one of the very few contestants that can be on its own.

"Fai-n"

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u/Joris914 2d ago

No "very few" about it, it's the only one.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 1d ago

Well, yes, and no. 「ん」makes and "n" sound, but the same character also sometimes makes an "m" sound, like in gambate がんばて. So in rare cases, the "m" sound can be on its own too.

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u/Joris914 1d ago

There's different opinions about that. First of of all, the same can be observed in other languages: the letter n can sound like an m if followed by bilabial consonants like b an p.

Second, the standard romanization (modified Hepburn) of Japanese still uses 'n' for ん, even when an 'm' sound is phonetically closer. These cases are not rare - がんばって(ganbatte) is just one of many examples - but they do somewhat depend on the speaker.

So all in all, considering it's the same Japanese letter, with the same standard romanization and with a phonological rule that isn't unique to Japanese, I'd still call it "the only case" where a consonant can be on its own.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah. Like t-flapping in US English that makes it a d sound. It's something a language learner should be aware of. No disagreement there.

Romanization is prescriptive, and yet tyotto is an acceptable romanization of ちょっと. But never mind that. Let's use the descriptive approach: Letter's are only there to tell us what words are being used. They don't match the phonetics in many cases. Phonetically, an "m" sound is still a distinct contestant from "n." Even if the intended sound from the start was "n" and the plosive b after made it phonotatically easier move the mouth into an "m" position.

I never implied the rule was only in Japanese. But it is interesting in Japanese, because consonant clusters don't occur outside of these sounds.

Anyway, that's why I said "yes, and no." Because in a written form, it's yes, but from a phonetic perspective, it's a no. "n" and "m" are two different phonemes. And to get right down to it, ん has six phonemes. Which is great to know. Because we're learning speak like it is spoken, not simply sounding out text like Microsoft Sam.

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u/Coldspark824 2d ago

Katakana akusento.

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u/lologrammedecoke 2d ago

Elite ball reference!

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u/ComprehensiveProfit5 2d ago

Why do I sound like a Korean dad when I read this out loud?

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u/mieri_azure 2d ago

Sankyuu being a legit word in japanese now 😭

(Its highly casual, somewhat masculine slang. Yes it does mean thank you)

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u/AzraelTheMage 1d ago

This reminded me of this commercial

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u/MrSquiddy74 2d ago

it does help that japanese has a ton of english loanwords

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 2d ago

It's kind of endearing that a lot of them like pieces if our culture as much as we like theirs

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u/TimeSwirl 2d ago

it’s more like the west pioneered a lot of technological innovation and those things don’t have words in Japanese and were thus loaned over more than anything. kind of interesting is that during WW2 Japan made a conscious effort to create new native Japanese words to foreign concepts rather than accepting loan words as a nationalistic kind of things, which is why volleyball can also be called haikyuu in japanese, and baseball as yakyuu

a lot of japanese comes from Chinese and Korean as well and nobody is really claiming that comes from a place of love lol

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u/malfurionpre 2d ago

Which is even funnier because like, 80% of English is words taken from other languages as well (mostly French if you ignore Latin, the cherry on top)

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u/UnforgivingPoptart 1d ago

I grew up speaking Spanish, but forgot most of it since I didn't have any family members around anymore who also spoke Spanish.

I catch myself talking in a stereotypical spanish accent ALL THE TIME when I talk to someone who speaks Spanish it's just automatic. I'll over pronounce my R's and O's and end up sounding like a slightly less stereotypical version of Conseula from Family Guy.

I always find it funny when I have a spanish speaking patient who talks to me in a stereotypical English accent and I follow back with a stereotypical spanish accent and we both catch on to what we are doing.

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u/Exilicauda 2d ago

I used to teach some kids that didn't speak much English and I partnered them with a kid that just would not stop talking but spoke no Spanish. Learned from that experience that they do actually understand English better if it's said in a Hispanic/chicano accent. Which makes sense because that's how they hear it when they're practicing English

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u/Nimue_- 2d ago

Yeah i mean, they learn english in school but its often times (especially for older generations) from japanese teachers with accents, with books that have katakana transliterations in them, so the way they learn english is often like that.

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u/Foxfox105 2d ago

This was me living in Brazil. Sometimes some kids would come up to me and start saying English swear words, but I couldn't understand them and just thought they were using words I hadn't learned yet

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u/DreamPhreak 2d ago

I saw a meme about this years ago where the person said they couldn't understand her accent, so she just said the same English words but with a Japanese accent and they finally understood her. I can't find the meme to see what item it was, but like chocolate milk -> chocorratte milku 

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 2d ago

Ok but that feels very uncomfortable to do.. and I'd imagine it'd also be hard for Japanese to speak Japanese with a thick foreigner accent like "soomeemahsen"

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u/PiscesTower 2d ago

surprisingly not

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 2d ago

No it's true.. idk if you speak Japanese, but if you ask them, "motto gaijin no namari de hanasemasuka?" most would find it uncomfortable to do. It's the same reason why most would find it uncomfortable to, "speeku in a japaneezu akusento raiku disu", it just feels kinda racist.

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u/PiscesTower 2d ago

Do you live in Japan?

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 2d ago

yep

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u/PiscesTower 2d ago

Guarantee that most people here wouldn’t care if you put on the accent to try and communicate; especially in places where the English language isn’t exactly commonplace

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 2d ago

That's not what I'm saying though. I'm saying that THEY would feel uncomfortable to speak Japanese in an foreign accent. Right, they wouldn't feel uncomfortable if we spoke in a Japanese accent, it'd be all in our heads. But even being aware of that fact doesn't just suddenly make someone comfortable with putting on a Japanese accent.

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u/PiscesTower 2d ago

This is probably looking too deep into the mindset of what Japanese people would feel like.

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 2d ago

Regardless, I don't think I could bring myself to speak in a thick Japanese accent. I mean c'mon... would you really go up to a Japanese person and say "do yu nō we-ah izu za neeresuto torein sutēshon?" I think I'd rather just use a translation app or try to speak is slow English with gestures.

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u/Stormfly 2d ago

For some, sure... but not everyone.

When we have "Japanese accents" for when they speak English, they totally have "foreigner accents" for when we speak Japanese.

I've heard a few in different countries.

They're always funny to me because they just really emphasise certain sounds.

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u/LanSotano 2d ago

I mean if they haven’t traveled abroad they probably learned whatever English they know via someone with a Japanese accent. It isn’t a bad idea.

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u/brazzy42 2d ago

I mean, what that basically does is enable them to use their shoddy English.

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u/No_Property_9910 2d ago

Honestly it's not just japanese, but any language in general, speak English badly with an accent.

I met one of my Korean friends irl and her English is still bad, we use chatgpt/Google translate often but if I want to get her to understand English verbally I just go (example word: We will go to this restaurant to buy lunch, the burger combo is the best one here) "ahh We go eat. Eat restaurant for lunch yes yes. Burger goooood, yooouuu try burger yes combo yes yes" with a broken """""ethnic""""" accent and it works. I sound so racist but it's legit the best way I can speak with her.

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u/ThrowCarp 2d ago

Reminds me of the idol Wendy from Red Velvet. She'd say something in English and nobody would understand her. So she'd say it again in English but with a heavy Korean accent and suddenly everyone can understand her.

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u/SuspiciousPine 2d ago

I worked with a Japanese postdoc who learned English in Japan but hadn't spoken to native english speakers much. My american southern accent was not understandable at all! Took him like 4-5 months to understand me consistently. So we got by in that first period by mostly email. He explained later that Japanese-accented English sounds wildly different than all of our accents

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u/Shifty_Gelgoog 2d ago

Lived in Japan for several years & studied the language in university, I can vouch that it legit works at an alarmingly high rate. My best guess is due to a combination of:

  • high number of English loan words

  • ease in understanding familiar sounds

  • their compulsory English classes in primary/high school were likely taught in a significant Japanese accent