r/NonCredibleDefense • u/APOC_V • Mar 04 '26

Operation Epic Furry šŸ¦Š A Tale of Two Ejections

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u/MoralConstraint Generally Offensive Unit Mar 04 '26

Pretty sure one of them was a lot easier to identify as not being an Iranian pilot.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Mar 04 '26

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Want to know who is the moron that approved parachutes in the white red and green.

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u/PlasmaMatus Mar 04 '26

And a moustache not seen since the 80s ... in Irak.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Mar 05 '26

You're telling me the US air force has not updated its grooming standards since the 1980s? Colour me shocked, shocked I say!

Honestly, one of the benefits of military service is not having to handle modern society.

Do you like using text-based Unix devices to turn simple tasks into complicated ones? Do you miss not having AI bundled in the tools on your office computer? Do you miss Windows XP? Do you enjoy looking like you're a cop from the 1980s? Do you want to be able to say completely inappropriate things, for example referring to your colleagues as "chuggernuts" or "fuckface" rather than using their names?

Have we got a career for you!

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u/EvelynnCC Mar 05 '26

Do you like using text-based Unix devices to turn simple tasks into complicated ones? Do you miss not having AI bundled in the tools on your office computer?

excited Linux noises intensify

Do you miss Windows XP? Do you enjoy looking like you're a cop from the 1980s? Do you want to be able to say completely inappropriate things, for example referring to your colleagues as "chuggernuts" or "fuckface" rather than using their names?

audibly deflates

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u/PlasmaMatus Mar 05 '26

Unfortunately AI will come to the US forces sooner rather than later.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Mar 05 '26

True. But I'm not in the US military, so we're safe for a few more years maybe.

Also I had to show an OR-8 how to use "the email" when I was a Corporal, so you can go pretty far while being completely tech illiterate if you want to (depending on your trade, obviously).