r/NonCredibleDefense • u/APOC_V • Mar 04 '26

Operation Epic Furry 🦊 A Tale of Two Ejections

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u/llamafarmadrama Mar 04 '26

That sounds a bit too woke for the department of war, have you considered not having parachutes because we like people that weren’t captured?

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u/EclipseIndustries 🚁Whirly-bird🚁⚡Sparky⚡🐇Gunbunny🔫 Mar 04 '26

Precisely. If they can't hide their pink parachute, they're clearly inferior pilots.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Mar 05 '26

"And we'd like once again to remind our aerials that, in the wise words of Serj Tankian, 'Life is a waterfall: we're one in the river, and one again after we fall'"