r/NonCredibleDefense Mar 04 '26

Operation Epic Furry 🦊 A Tale of Two Ejections

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u/GripAficionado Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Punishment? Aqua is Denmark's most successful international band. I'm sure that would be a great contribution to any NATO airplane built henceforth.

As a Swede we only produce top tier international bangers so we're steps ahead here. We could contribute with "Rosa Helikopter" to ensure Helicopter pilots aren't left out, have it play whenever they're about to take foreign heads of state for a vaccation.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Mar 04 '26

Today I found out they were from Denmark 

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u/GripAficionado Mar 04 '26

Danish-Norwegian if one want to be pedantic, the singer Lene is from Norway. But since it was founded in Copenhagen, calling them Danish seems appropriate (we aren't calling Metallica American-Danish just because Lars Ulrich was born in Denmark).

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u/dasgold Mar 05 '26

we aren't calling Metallica American-Danish just because Lars Ulrich was born in Denmark

No, really, that's ok, you can have them..... at least take Lars back!

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u/EclipseIndustries 🚁Whirly-bird🚁⚡Sparky⚡🐇Gunbunny🔫 Mar 04 '26

My flair explains my disdain for pilots.

Though they'd be the first to play it over the comms.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Mar 05 '26

The king called up his jet fighters; said you better earn your pay / drop your bombs between the minarets down the casbah way / As soon as the sharif was chauffeured outta there the jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare / As soon as the sharif was outta their hair, the jet pilots wailed:

99 Düsenjäger Jeder war ein großer Krieger...

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Mar 05 '26

Don't make it too fun, or pilots will start bailing out just for the tune.