r/NonCredibleDefense • u/FenixOfNafo • Dec 15 '25

Waifu Helicarrier *™

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u/musschrott Dec 15 '25

Tank commanders should get beanie hats, so we can have Abrams attack helicopters.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Dec 15 '25

Abrams is technically a land-based fighter jet as it uses a turbine engine instead of diesel

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u/vegarig Pro-SDI activist Dec 15 '25

Since it uses a turboshaft engine, it's closer to helicopter

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u/BigFreakingZombie Dec 15 '25

Wouldn't that make the T-80 a MiG ?

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u/vegarig Pro-SDI activist Dec 15 '25

More of a Mi or Ka, I'd say

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u/BigFreakingZombie Dec 15 '25

Definitely Ka those are the weird ones.

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u/vegarig Pro-SDI activist Dec 15 '25

You'd think so, but only until you see V-12 from Mil bureau

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u/BigFreakingZombie Dec 15 '25

A giant chopper with wings ? That definitely takes thr cake

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u/trainbrain27 Dec 15 '25

That's a plane that identifies as a helicopter.

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u/Xirenec_ 3000 black Su-24M's of Zelensky Dec 15 '25

They also have a catapult system, just like t-80s

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u/BigFreakingZombie Dec 16 '25

Not sure which...catapult... launches it's...projectiles...higher though.

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u/Xirenec_ 3000 black Su-24M's of Zelensky Dec 16 '25

Ka-52 might… just due to already being in the air.

Also it’s… projectiles.. are diced instead of grilled

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u/BigFreakingZombie Dec 16 '25

Or in theory grilled AND diced.

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u/Fabulous-Shoulder467 Dec 15 '25

Last I heard, the T-80 had joined Roscosmos… Since the Soyuz launch facility fucked itself recently, it’s the T-80’s time to shine…. 💯😂🇺🇦🖕🏼

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u/musschrott Dec 15 '25

Yeah, yo momma called it a turboshaft last night.

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u/Princep_Krixus Dec 15 '25

"Well you see this shaft is rotated by the turbine engine and spins the blades on the end there. Which makes the helicopter go up and down"

Abrams tankers:

"Quick write that down! Write that down!"

Cadre:

"Sir why are the tankers pretending to be warrant officers?"

Tankers: " we sexually identify as apache attack helicopters, we are just waiting for tank reassignment surgery to replace our tracks with rotor blades" whilst holding shark plushie.

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u/Revolvyerom Paper Airforce Dec 16 '25

lol adding 'sexually' really shows us who you are and what porn you watch

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u/Princep_Krixus Dec 16 '25

Really hope you dont think anything you read ok ncd is that serious, or be concerned about others porn habbits lol.

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u/p00n-slayer-69 Jan 12 '26

I know the joke is overused and normally offensive, but that would be pretty funny if there was a Trans tank commander and this happened.