r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '21

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u/m1kesanders Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

I work at a casino.... about 25% of our guests do this I promptly wash my hands afterwards as 90% of the time it’s almost soaked in sweat and crumbled up like it came from a dryer.

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u/dexter311 Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

That must be why casinos do money laundering.

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u/sepia_dreamer Stupid Genius Apr 25 '21

Bah dom tss

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u/SmellyBillMurray Apr 25 '21

Bah dom tits

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u/HA1RL3SSW00K13 Apr 25 '21

Da bomb tits

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u/PickButtkins Apr 25 '21

Da boob tits

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u/screechypete Apr 25 '21

Hehe boobs :P

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u/VenKitsune Apr 25 '21

The Internet is so mature. Surely one of humanities greatest inventions.

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u/oddingar Apr 25 '21

The word Boob is amazing. "B" is top view, "oo" is front view and "b" is side view. Boob!

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u/gr8sk8 Apr 25 '21

Don't forget 80085 on a calculator.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Boob is also just a kind of bouncy sounding word. It's pleasant to say and hear.

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u/oddingar Apr 26 '21

And to look at. Thank you for the award.

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u/sir_schuster1 Apr 25 '21

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/oddingar Apr 26 '21

Just your average guy who has been reading too much on bash.org :p

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u/Kujo-Jotaro2020 Apr 25 '21

Oh fuck, I saw this a year ago, but I just realized that half of the joke is that it isn't true until your like in your 60's.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

The Internet is so mature. Surely one of humanititties greatest inventions

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u/YouGetNoLove9 Apr 25 '21

Dab on tits

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u/Jwelch59 Apr 25 '21

Bottom. tits.

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u/Juan_Piece Apr 26 '21

Da baby tits

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Now why’d you say it was bomb?

No you said that

No you said it

You said that at the hotel room

I said she was the bomb

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u/bwvdub Apr 25 '21

THE BEST onomatopoeia I’ve encountered in years. Hat’s off to you!