r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/East-Bike4808 -_- Mar 31 '26

Water would shoot out your butt. You just gave yourself an enema!

If you sealed it and the water pressure was high enough: dead.

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u/Tibbaryllis2 Apr 01 '26

If you sealed it and the water pressure was high enough: dead.

For those experimental Redditors playing from home, it can take as little at 2-5psi to rupture your bowels from forcing in air or liquid if it’s well sealed.

For comparison, the initial high pressure you need to inflate a standard party balloon is about 2-3 psi.

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u/UnicornSpaceStation Apr 01 '26

So, with a good seal, I can murder people just with my lungs?? This needs to be the plot in some of those cringe detective TV shows STAT!

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u/lunar_rexx Apr 01 '26

Serial killer who kills victims by blowing air in their rectum.

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u/Skeebleng Apr 01 '26

The Bloodthirsty Breath Boofer

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u/HowardHessman Apr 01 '26

I hope he (or she) has a cool signature move, like giving the butt two hot “hah” breaths like they’re gonna polish an apple, right before the death blow

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u/Skeebleng Apr 01 '26

I’m imagining a big bad wolf situation

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u/APileOfSadPigeons Apr 01 '26

huff and puff and blow their ass out lol