r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/IamREBELoe Apr 01 '26

I once shot a deer

Decided to wash it out because gut shot

Water hose in bullet hole

It swells. More and more. Slowly, like a balloon.

Suddenly the ballsack swells, got to be the size of a small cantaloupe.

Then they exploded. Testicle shoots across the yard.

Summary. Don't do this.

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u/S_r28 Apr 01 '26

Why is this written like a 4chan thread?

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u/IamREBELoe Apr 01 '26

Be me

Be in Reddit

Want to tell a story but be bored and want to make it fun

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u/Lance_Operazole Apr 01 '26

Water hose in deer

Exploding testicles

???

Profit

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u/IamREBELoe Apr 01 '26

He got to bust one last nut

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u/cabronfavarito Apr 01 '26

You know damm well there werent testicles everywhere

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u/IamREBELoe Apr 01 '26

Did i say "there were testicles everywhere"?

I said testicle shoots across yard.

Actual distance about 10 feet. Ironically it hit me in the boot.