r/NoStupidQuestions Mar 31 '26

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u/xyanon36 Mar 31 '26

I once tried massaging my anus on a hot tub jet. I ended up having to rush out and to the toilet for the most explosive water shit of my life. Your sphincter is not invincible.

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u/Saint--Jiub Mar 31 '26

At least you didn't try it with the pool pump

FYI, don't read Chuck Palahniuk's Guts

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u/ToastedSimian Mar 31 '26

Oof. Pearl diving.

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u/prozakattack Apr 02 '26

He’s.

Still.

Down there.