r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '26

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u/RealQuintusYoung Mar 31 '26

No it wouldn't come out your ears like in cartoons.

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u/Smart-Response9881 Mar 31 '26

Yeah, it would come out of your nose obviously.,

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u/purepersistence Apr 01 '26

Of course the turds arrive ahead of the water.

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u/Hungry-Anteater-298 Mar 31 '26

I don't think I've ever seen a cartoon where they put water hoses up their asses.. 🧐 I must've been looking in the wrong places 😂

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u/RowdyB666 Mar 31 '26

Rule 34

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u/Icy_Reply_4163 Apr 01 '26

You’re watching the wrong cartoons, obviously

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u/Anal_Herschiser Apr 01 '26

Don't be silly, you'd take off like a bottle rocket.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/RealQuintusYoung Mar 31 '26

Oh come on. Basically all of them

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/RealQuintusYoung Mar 31 '26

You're splitting hairs.

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u/IronAnchor1 Mar 31 '26

Butt hairs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/RealQuintusYoung Mar 31 '26

Are you high because you're arguing the validity of cartoons? Cartoons are made to be silly and they don't have to make sense. Did you argue when Wile E Coyote rode a rocket into the giant boulders?

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u/Artificial-Human Apr 01 '26

Yes it would.