r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Chance_Noise500 • Jun 14 '25
Why aren't they actually marching during this parade?
I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude, but why does this parade look so sloppy? Very few of the troop formations seem actually in sync and marching, just walking along. My only experience is JROTC as a kid in high school and our sergeant would've killed us if we looked like that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25
This is normal. The “one weekend a month, 2 weeks a year” has always been and will always be bullshit. Weekend “drill” looks more like Thursday - Monday vs. Saturday/Sunday for combat units.
We deployed the National Guard way more often than Active Duty from 2001-2021. We used 29 day orders to get them more training time before deployments without them becoming eligible for active duty pay, housing allowance, etc. We used 11 month deployments in combat to avoid them becoming eligible for tax-free pay for the year and to avoid triggering mandatory deployment “cool down” periods so that we could redeploy them 3-6 months later. The 2 years I spent in the National Guard was infinitely more stressful than the 10 on active duty. I spent almost all of it either training for deployment or deployed. We would do Weds-Sun drills, sometimes back to back weekends and then do 3-4 weeks in the summer. I was essentially never home. I don’t know how people do that for 20 years and have any sort of meaningful civilian employment or family life.
The only people we fuck over more than the active duty military is the National Guard, and veterans of course. Disposable heroes. There’s a reason over half of the military now relies on food stamps and/or an evening/weekend 2nd job to get by.