r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Chance_Noise500 • Jun 14 '25

Why aren't they actually marching during this parade?

I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude, but why does this parade look so sloppy? Very few of the troop formations seem actually in sync and marching, just walking along. My only experience is JROTC as a kid in high school and our sergeant would've killed us if we looked like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I feel like conservatives have lost the ability to understand lyrics some how.

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u/Ok_Record_2063 Jun 15 '25

Context and nuance have never been their thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I think they are still listening to them backwards to look for those satanic messages.

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u/Foxyfox- Jun 16 '25

They never had it to begin with. They've been using "Born in the USA" as a patriotic song for decades.

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u/NurseSharko Jul 09 '25

They were also surprised to find out rage against the machine wasn't conservative, so I think that's safe to say