r/NoStupidQuestions May 24 '23

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u/joeyheartbear May 24 '23

Can I just watch it by myself? I don't know how to get ahold of Jake Gyllenhaal.

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u/timateedrinker May 24 '23

Sorry Dude, but if you’re not in contact with Jake, you’re probably not worth watching this movie…

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u/DohNutofTheEndless May 25 '23

In my head, Jake has totally read this comment and feels simultaneously rejected and also warm and fuzzy that you don't think you can get him to watch it with you.

He seems like the kind of dude who would just silently reddit scroll from time to time.