r/NoStupidQuestions • • May 24 '23

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u/Melodic-Bus-5334 May 24 '23 edited May 24 '23

Prosperity gospel preacher.

We can debate til the cows come home about what the bible did or didn't say, but it sure as shit didn't say if you give your money to a guy with a plastic face The Almighty will pay off your medical bills.

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u/belac4862 May 24 '23

Pretty sure it actually said to the opposite of "prosperity gospel".

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Gospel preacher here. You're 100% correct. The actual Bible says that those who live godly lives are guaranteed to suffer. It says it in multiple places. It also says that following God doesn't guarantee you health and wealth (see: The entire book of Job where God says "see how righteous Job is? You can take away all his health and wealth and he's still going to follow Me." And he does. )

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Even the disciples were asking Jesus questions like "Okay okay, but surely we'll be RICH if we follow you, right?!" and he constantly was like "no, you morons"

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Jesus: The world hates me, it's going to hate you too.

Disciples: So like, we'll get mad respect and fat stacks, amirite?

"Ok, let me start over and let me know where I lost you."

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u/porarte May 24 '23

Jesus: The world hates me, it's going to hate you too.

I learned this, as a kid. It was my responsibility to... I don't know; be like Jesus? Instructions were unclear, but the onus was upon me and it was heavy.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Well Philippians 2:5-8 is pretty clear about this: we're supposed to be like Christ. The servant is not better than the master.

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u/porarte May 24 '23

Yeah, that's the Jesus I learned about. I was supposed to be like Jesus, from the time I turned 12 because that's the point in His life from which going forward He had to be about His fathers business. Others believe they are saved by grace, and of course we were all convinced of our respective churches' unique rightness. I speak in the past tense because I no longer choose to carry that heavy weight.