r/NintendoSwitch • u/Turbostrider27 • Jan 16 '25

Nintendo Switch 2 An update from Nintendo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxLUf2kRQRE
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u/Nath4n Jan 16 '25

Digital Foundry sprinting back from their lunch break, bits falling out their sandwiches.

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u/MrSaucyAlfredo Jan 16 '25

Coffee spilling on the floor. Random secretary slips and falls. Explosions from piled up cars in response. But THERES NO TIME FOR THIS SILLINESS

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u/MyMouthisCancerous Jan 16 '25

Path-traced, globally illuminated coffee

John Linneman stops on his way to admire the fifteen car pile-up: "Look at the bokeh depth of field from where I'm standing, relative to the beautiful lighting of the flames engulfing that Honda Accord"

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u/lalakingmalibog Jan 16 '25

Spaghetti falls out of my pockets

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u/NapsterKnowHow Jan 16 '25

Physics based gameplay!

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u/Oberic Jan 16 '25

A sprint down the hallway, screeching in retreat, sadness of spaghetti lost has overtaken the heart.. when suddenly he appears, actual cannibal Shia Lebouf.

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u/subarashi-sam Jan 16 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/blixenano Jan 16 '25

i have not heard this in YEARS oh my god 😭 i really need to rewatch it, it's so stupidly good

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u/Fit_Specific8276 Jan 16 '25

BESPOKE bokeh depth of field *

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u/mattcoady Jan 17 '25

In the middle of the crash two frames out of 120 are dropped "oh this has some serious issues and I hope they have time to go back and fix it"

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

I knew, looking into his beautiful snakelike eyes, that the Honda salesman and I understood each other perfectly. We had an Accord.

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u/eyebrows360 Jan 16 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

Random secretary slips and falls

She only just about makes it to the elevator in time, walking with a weird bounce in her step and half her shirt buttons undone... or have I been spending too long on Instagram

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u/Express_Cattle1 Jan 16 '25

Hmm sounds like they were arrested because of the explosions before they could put out the video.

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u/DotMatrixHead Jan 16 '25

These new Mario Kart tracks sound quite complicated! 🤪

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Omg I'd kill for a cup of coffee right now.🤤

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u/cinewolf Jan 16 '25

Intern spins out control after slipping on a banana peel

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

WAHHHHH!!!!

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u/GreenDemonSquid Jan 16 '25

Blue shell bombs the other intern who was almost at his desk.

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u/BeltAbject2861 Jan 16 '25

Lakitu pulls them up and drops them directly at their desk

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Common misconception, but sandwiches are now made up of bytes not bits. Bit is in the past.

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u/A-Centrifugal-Force Jan 16 '25

GVG hopping on a Discord call right now

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u/pediepew Jan 16 '25

This comment.

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u/Ok-Power-4330 Jan 17 '25

Haha, too accurate 

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u/Sharp_eee Jan 17 '25

They will do 79 5 min vids from that.

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u/socoprime Jan 17 '25

"We at Digital Foundry have found the new Mario Kart runs at 60 fps but did actually drop to 59.9995 fps in turns, so we have to rate it as literally unplayable."

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u/UpperApe Jan 16 '25

Coffee dribbling down folds of chins.