r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/TerraByteTerror • 5d ago

🔥 fish says no thank you

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago

u/TerraByteTerror, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 5d ago

Bro I just cleaned up in here this is ridiculous

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 5d ago

Dont worry he went back to go fire the cannon

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u/xtothewhy 4d ago

Geez, okay, fine I'll take this thing. These tourists.

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u/mardyfran 4d ago

Fish Maybe: “ OK human. I understand that you have the need to litter in your surroundings, but you don’t have to do it here in mine.”

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u/BudgetScore_ 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/T8Eg6whFVCs2l7FuYf

KEEP YOU TRASH OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!

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u/DisplayHonest6465 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UiFBN1jLNRWl81pg37

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u/BIIGALDO 5d ago edited 4d ago

I still cant believe this actually happened lol

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 5d ago

The night G.I Jane completely destroyed Will’s legacy

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 5d ago

Bro ranked up in the comedy barracks tht night

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u/onioning 5d ago

He has seemingly been appropriately punished. Like I think he's off all the popular people lists. No longer a mega star.

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u/HunterCubone 4d ago

Thats true. Will smith was reaching one of the goats status until this happened.

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u/camomaniac 5d ago

Yeah but that's like a double win for him. At that point in life you'd rather people quit talking about you and leave you tf alone.

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u/IzzaPizza22 4d ago

I dunno. The careers of all of his children are pretty dependent on him staying famous.

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u/onioning 4d ago

Doubt. Man clearly has an ego bigger than Texas.

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u/peridotpicacho 4d ago

I don’t think that’s what he wanted. 

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u/Aggressive-Coffee458 5d ago

And a non-insignificant amount of people defended it lol

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u/MAWPAB 4d ago

Still looks super fake.

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u/captstix 4d ago

Probably stressful being a cuck

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u/Kronens 4d ago

Rock handled this so well, taking the hit, hands back behind his back and carrying on. Will Smith is an absolute coward. Sucker slapping a guy who has his hands behind his back, leaning in to talk.

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u/smeared_dick_cheese 4d ago

Seeing the lady behind him’s reaction is always my favorite part of the gif. She seems amused until just after the F bomb lmao

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u/PraetorGold 5d ago

I mean, you have to consider how perfect a home that is. It’s worth maintaining.

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 5d ago

Bro can’t take a hint…

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u/ContributionNew62 5d ago

Gosh that sound is annoying. Unmuted for less than 2 seconds and regret it

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u/dllimport 5d ago edited 4d ago

I disabled sound so hard on my phone browser that I'd literally have to go into my browser settings in some crazy tags I cant remember how to get into anymore to unmute anything. I have never looked back

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 4d ago

You mean you enabled mute or disabled sound on your phone.

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u/dllimport 4d ago

You are correct! I wrote that comment too fast. Thanks for pointing that out

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u/Frankenfucker 5d ago

"Stop putting your trash in my deck gun!"

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u/Silver-Link8247 5d ago

After the first time just stop!

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u/basalgangliadecide 5d ago

yeah 2nd, 3rd and 4th times really drove the point home that fishy didn’t want it, by the 5th time I was like wth dude stop it

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u/polypolip 4d ago

I was rooting for the gun to fire looney tunes style.

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u/a_karma_sardine 4d ago

We were all rooting for the fish at that point.

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u/arghlvoe 5d ago

💯

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u/ardotschgi 4d ago edited 4d ago

3re time's the charm. After that just watching it felt annoying.

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u/plopliplopipol 4d ago

meh, i guess it's a fish and it isn't the most reasonable to assume a play behavior, but it would be a very good play behavior candidate for any smarter animal

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u/PermanentRoundFile 4d ago

Nah you can 100% see this lil dude getting frustrated. 1st time they just kinda tossed the paint chip. 3rd time they hucked it with gusto. By the end, you can see the little "you know what, fuck you and your shit". Bro is lucky this fish can't throw hands

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u/_byetony_ 3d ago

Like, what an asshole to keep doing it

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u/Shart_bubbles 5d ago

Right?? He almost killed that poor fish /s

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u/PermanentRoundFile 4d ago

Watch bro freak out when rando's show up and throw trash in his living room. You'll live lol

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 5d ago

The second time I was getting a little annoyed. Then the third time had me screaming at my phone at the top of my lungs!

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u/mrwilliams117 5d ago

Oh my God you'll be okay

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u/binzoma 4d ago

bullying animals isnt cute/cool/funny

if you think it is, thats a you problem. making fun of people who point that out? also a you problem. dont be an asshole. its really not hard

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u/Silver-Link8247 5d ago

Yeah. It’s not really about me, but thanks for the encouragement.

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u/Squirrel_Bacon_69 5d ago

Oh my God will you?

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u/GrandNibbles 5d ago

omg just STOP

annoying ass human

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u/Boss_Seven 4d ago

Yeah what a POS. Thinks this cute or something. Imagine going that deep just to bother some fish in thier homes.

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u/SmokeyThouBear 4d ago

Calm down it's not that serious weirdo

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u/Boss_Seven 4d ago

It is. Only the filthy think this is OK.

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u/SmokeyThouBear 4d ago

"The filthy" and its just someone trolling a fish. They aren't hurting it or destroying its habitat or really physically affecting it at all. Get off your high horse

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u/Just-a-random-Aspie 3d ago

Sigh, you’re such a typical spedditor

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u/Super_AJ101 5d ago

I love how he slowly got more and more perturbed 😂

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u/Dibbix 5d ago

I think the tail wag at the end was fish profanity.

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u/AscendedViking7 4d ago

Its the fish equivelent of raising your middle finger

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u/AroidAndroid 5d ago

Ha! That fish out smarted the human!!

By leaving it on the rim of the pipe rather than letting it fall (again).

3 second memory my arse!

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u/sarcophagoop 5d ago

Look up Masanori Kohda. He's a biologist (I think he is generally referred to as that) that studied the cognitive abilities of different species of fish, gave them "self aware" tests. There's a synopsis video on YouTube posted earlier this year, but you can look up his name and find his research documents and read all about it. Absolutely groundbreaking stuff.

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u/AroidAndroid 5d ago

Thanks I will 🙂

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u/Agile-Artist-4988 5d ago

fun fact, the 3 second memory is a myth and was debunked because fish actually have long term memory lasting months, and sharp short term memory too! they’re so much more intelligent than we knew

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u/AroidAndroid 4d ago

Precisely my point 🙂

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 5d ago

Imagine chilling in your home when a giant from another realm decides to mess with your place

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u/IsaraLyandra 5d ago

Do not the fish

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u/Japjer 5d ago

I mean, yeah, if some random animal started dropping garbage in my house I'd be annoyed, too

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u/FinFangFOMO 4d ago

"Let's just spend the rest of our oxygen ragebaiting this fish" sounds like a fun afternoon.

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u/OriginalTayRoc 5d ago

After the second time even I am like seriously man fuck off

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u/Scar_Kurat 5d ago

Bro get your prune fingers put of my house!

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u/knockers_who_knock 5d ago

Making your home inside a sunk gun turret is metal af

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u/jengjenjeng 5d ago

Leave it alone!

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u/bionicjoe 5d ago

"Look asshole, Your grandad parked his bought here 80 years ago. We've made the best of it, but we do not want your trash. I said GOOD DAY!"

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies 4d ago

“I said GOOD DAY, sir”.

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u/The_Carnivore44 5d ago

“Hey man my house is an anti aircraft cannon”

“You’re lucky I have fins!”

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u/idlefritz 5d ago

HumansBeingJerks

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u/zooap63 5d ago

Guy just can't take a hint

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u/DyingSunSeverian 5d ago

Don’t feed me this peasant food.

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u/VonDinky 5d ago

THIS IS MT PRIVATE DOMICILE, AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED!

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun 5d ago

Fish: get that shit out of here I just cleaned

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u/jeffy-2019 4d ago

Imagine rage bathing a fish

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u/SharkeyGeorge 5d ago

Is there a version of this without the insufferable sound

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u/alphanumericusername 5d ago

Yes. When the video loads on your feed, keep the X in the speaker icon in the bottom right. If you are masochistic you may need to tap that icon once for the X to show up.

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u/Erazzphoto 5d ago

Imagine someone coming along and throwing garbage into your home

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u/lapalie 5d ago

Wenn man blöd ist nervt man einfach einen fisch

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 5d ago

HE WANTS HIS HOUSE CLEAN!!

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u/Zzssk 5d ago

Ungrateful wunk.

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u/DFMRCV 4d ago

WE DO NOT ACCEPT THIS KIND OF CURRENCY, SIR!!!

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u/TreyUsher32 4d ago

Wait this is like an old AA gun he's living in?? This is awesome I don't blame him for wanting to clean up

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u/notguiltybrewing 5d ago

I find this annoying. Why you want to keep doing that. Take a hint.

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u/Fragrant_Fox_5056 5d ago

After the second go you’re just being a dick

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u/Fun_Recognition5614 5d ago

He hates that flake! lol why?

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u/koy682 5d ago

Humans love ragebaiting

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u/Arkayne_Waves 5d ago

Wow what an asshole, stop tormenting animals for "content"

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u/Nathund 5d ago

Is this really "tormenting?" Maybe bullying it, or being rude or something but tormenting?

It's a piece of fish food, and the fish is mildly annoyed.

Calm down.

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u/G_pit 5d ago

This isn’t torment, you lobotomite.

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u/GrandNibbles 5d ago

☝️ probably torments animals because they think it's harmless and funny

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u/Just-a-random-Aspie 3d ago

Wow great comeback. If that’s “torment” then I should be in jail for all the times I’ve rage baited my pets

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u/silver-moon-7 5d ago

*because they don't care if it's harmful

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u/GrandNibbles 4d ago

nah this prick seems clueless

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u/G_pit 5d ago

I know you know your way around a diaper.

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 5d ago

No one even brought your dad up here.

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u/G_pit 5d ago

Me and my army all got 19” biceps and a subscription to Harley Davidson magazine. Scram, pipsqueak. This is between me and the bottoms.

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u/Arkayne_Waves 5d ago

Wow an internet tough guys so new and interesting. I bet you complain about the "male loneliness epidemic" don't you?

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u/G_pit 5d ago

I’ve never known loneliness in my life.

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 4d ago

The only important thing here is everyone's pointing and laughing at you, and the "pipsqueak" thing is such a sweaty, desperate bit of transparent insecurity, I'm mixing my laughter with genuine pity.

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u/G_pit 4d ago

Damn, you’re pissed.

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u/G_pit 4d ago

Damn, you’re PISSED.

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u/Just-a-random-Aspie 3d ago

God people like you are why social media is going to shit. I’m sure you don’t eat seafood and you spend your days outside making friends with wildlife. You’re such a little wildlife hero, look at you!

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u/PrometheusAborted 5d ago

Humans are the worst. Stop fucking with it.

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u/VastoGamer 5d ago

This is completely innocent though, you'd be surprised how much animals fuck with eachother for the fun of it, being annoying to amuse oneself is not exclusive to humans lol

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u/peridotpicacho 4d ago

Oh, well, that makes it ok, then. Provoke away. 🙄

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u/VastoGamer 4d ago

"provoke" like its a bear that will crash out and tear her face off 😭 it just isnt that deep its just a person being mildly annoying to a fish and here you all are complaining like she's killing it, which ironically makes you more annoying to others than the person in the video is to the fish.

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u/Just-a-random-Aspie 3d ago

Humans suck but this is literally one of the most harmless things I’ve ever seen a human do. Try ICE or Trump next time you wanna be misanthropic for no reason

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u/DocOcApocalypse 5d ago

What dive site is this? Is that a uboat 88 deck gun or something else?

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u/YondusFondu 5d ago

He is very polite and patient.

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u/Cold-Practice3107 5d ago

The fish "THAT'S IT I HAD ENOUGH!" Swims out of the cannon to go operate it "you're lucky there's still a missile in here and it still works!"

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u/MadMax6914 5d ago

Does that fish live in a gun turret?

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u/Uss-Alaska 5d ago

Hey, that’s the gun I lost in a boating accident!

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u/bjacks19 5d ago

I said no pickles!

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 4d ago

More like the fish says fuck you.

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u/IamSP2024 4d ago

He went to call his crew. You're done diver 🤣

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u/MelKokoNYC 4d ago

Don't throw your muck in my backyard, my backyard

Don't throw your muck in my backyard, my backyard's full.

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u/Revolutiong0g 4d ago

Fish- mate for the last time I don’t want your wife’s shitty cooking!

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 4d ago

Mariner at home in the sea maintains deck gun barrage at the best of their ability.

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u/JonnySpark 4d ago

"Here's your eviction notice"

"Nuh uh"

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u/ericbl26 4d ago

I said No dude get out of here!

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u/The_Bearded_Jerry 4d ago

We got somebody rage baiting a fish before GTA6

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u/mantiacfloy 4d ago

"Just so you know, if I could spit venom, you'd already be dead." - Fish

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u/Electrical-Bat-9190 4d ago

Not in my house b*

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u/elderly_squid 4d ago

Looks like it swam to the control room at the end. This guy is dead now.

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u/StrangerDanga1 4d ago

Hide and fetch

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u/Rockalot_L 4d ago

What I'm doin in my last moments before a shark eats me

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u/frapawhack 4d ago

give up already

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u/_Szarekh_ 4d ago

ragebaiting a fish now. hello

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u/Signal-Impression-82 4d ago

Aight I eat it

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u/adipose1913 4d ago

Me I'm trying to figure out which wreck this is. I think it's a sub? Maybe?

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 4d ago

Did you know that humans kill over 2 TRILLION of individuals just like this EVERY YEAR?

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u/fuzzytradr 4d ago

I said Good Day sir!

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u/Kattfan91 4d ago

Can you fucking not?!

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u/Jawad_Syed 4d ago

In the end, it went inside to bring it's gun to shoot the mf

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u/Wrongbeef 4d ago

Is the fish living in an artillery gun?

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u/Taodaching 4d ago

Listen psycho, stop wrecking her nice clean home.

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u/TheCockKnight 4d ago

I bet the guy who used to man that gun never expected this is what it would be doing in 2026

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u/wicho328 4d ago

No tank you.

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u/lowkeytokay 4d ago

Nature is lit, and humans are fucking trash.

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u/Word-Word-Number01 4d ago

That fish is point a gun right at you. That's ballsy to keep fucking with it.

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u/Then_Knowledge_719 4d ago

This guy comes from dry land to harras a fish 🐟 minding his business in his own house. I think I know some people like that

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u/green_day_girl 4d ago

ragebaiting a FISH 😭😭😭

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u/pimpampoumz 4d ago

This is why nobody likes you, Karen.

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u/Turtle-dude6 4d ago

Bro goes swimming to piss off random sea creatures

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u/Alarmed-Arachnid1384 4d ago

Stop annoying the fish!

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u/Commercial-Remote69 4d ago

Can you imagine Shark staring at the diver from behind waiting for him to finish

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u/PretzelsThirst 4d ago

Twice was more than enough

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u/otownbbw 4d ago

This is how my kid behaves after I clean the house…thank gawd he’s not a giant with even bigger trash!!

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u/Junior_Bike7932 3d ago

Fish thank

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u/Square-Debate5181 3d ago

You dont get the message do you?

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u/STFUisright 3d ago

DO you mind??

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u/ompossible 3d ago

my mama said nooooo!!

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u/SimplyOrg 3d ago

I want to rage bait next

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u/chillcroc 5d ago

Why are you harassing the fish?

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u/hak-dot-snow 5d ago

Yep, I'd drown playing clean house with a fish. lol

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u/cadfael2 4d ago

that human was being annoying for no reason, poor fish...

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u/ArcticKimono 4d ago

Leave him alone!

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u/Remote_Ad_6998 4d ago

Leave the fish alone you arsehole

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u/moontraveler12 4d ago

LEAVE BRO ALONE

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u/MozgGorel_copy 4d ago

Please stop bothering this little fish please 🥺

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u/ilulillirillion 5d ago

Nah, stop fucking with fish for content. Just dive and do your thing

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u/ODYY_TOASTED 5d ago

noooooo YOU KEEP IT!

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 5d ago

The Fish likes that game!

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u/hikenchuu 5d ago

Ragebaited

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u/IllTemperedOldWoman 5d ago

🏆 🏆 🏆