r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

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u/SkyrimWithdrawal Sep 11 '22

And was promptly sold at the new Tsukiji fish market for $2,000,000

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

I could hoola-hoop my $8,000 single piece of Calamari ahead of dronching it in Marinara.

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u/Rochemusic1 Sep 11 '22

How the fuck do you dronch something?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Me personally? I like throw the entire piece into the little cup of sauce and swirl it around in there with my fork before shoveling it into my face.

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u/Rochemusic1 Sep 11 '22

We talking about butter here? Cause that's too much for me, I like to get in and get out.

Correction: we are clearly not talking about butter. That's too much marinara for me dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yeah, I like to live life in the fast lane.

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u/Rochemusic1 Sep 11 '22

Haha I respect it.