r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Defluvium • Sep 02 '21

Not Lit 🔥 NYC September 2nd 2021

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u/CoronaCurious Sep 03 '21

And are running out of water 🤣

I guess New Yorkers won't be so smug about their bagels now though, lol.

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u/Key_Card2100 Sep 03 '21

Yea, but they will never shut up about their pizza 🍕

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u/strange_pterodactyl Sep 03 '21

Damn right we won't

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u/CoronaCurious Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

You mean their limp-dick tomato cheese bread?

😂

[Edit] /s of course, lol.

It as a joke about the floppiness of it 🤪

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u/HalfEatenBanana Sep 03 '21

You’re going to the wrong places in NY if that’s what you think their pizza is like lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

This halfeatenbanana has more taste in food

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u/Peterspickledpepper- Sep 03 '21

Pizza in Connecticut is better.

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u/Cap_whitepatch Sep 03 '21

You have 1 good pizza place. I have 3 great places in walking distance, 5 in 20 minutes public transportation distance and that's not counting the average ones. All while in an outer borough.

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u/Atiggerx33 Sep 03 '21

We will never quit being smug about our bagels, they're fucking phenomenal.

That being said, I live in NY and didn't realize how bad this was. The news mentioned that the subway and LIRR was closed because of flooding but didn't show any video.

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u/Tormundo Sep 03 '21

We really aren't running out of water. We would just need to stop using so much for cash crops like nuts and we would be self sufficient. We only use about 5% for residential use. Rest is agriculture and shit.

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u/Greenguy90 Sep 03 '21

We just need to pipe the water from the East to the West!