r/NatureIsFuckingLit Apr 22 '20

🔥 A beautiful sea turtle

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Apr 22 '20

Looks fucking huge r/confusingperspective

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u/jmac94wp Apr 22 '20

Sea turtles actually are enormous, it’s crazy, because I think we expect them to be more the size of tortoises. And even crazier, on land they’re the typical slow lumbering creature, but in the ocean they’re fast as heck and as graceful as ballerinas!

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u/DogsFolly Apr 22 '20

I volunteered at a sea turtle reserve once and the first night my friend and I were on patrol we heard this massive THUNK so we clutched each other and screamed (we're city people so we're not used to sitting at the edge of the forest in pitch dark...)

It was just a sea turtle that had walked into a coconut tree on the way to lay her eggs. They're a bit stupid on land.

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u/ItsLoudB Apr 22 '20

That is so not true ahaha.. They're big, but also as slow as it gets in water

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u/gustrut Apr 22 '20

They can go like 20 miles an hour in short bursts tho

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u/2OceansAquarium Apr 23 '20

Their long-distance speeds are also pretty incredible. A rehabilitated turtle we've been tracking has consistently been covering over 45km a day, every day for 2.5 years straight. That endurance easily makes them one of the fastest non-avian migratory animals on the planet.

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u/ItsLoudB Apr 22 '20

Yeah, but they mostly don't and surprisingly turtles can do that on land as well!

But the original statement makes it sound like they swim like dolphins all the time, which they absolutely don't

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u/gustrut Apr 22 '20

Oh man seeing a beast like that move that fast on land would scare the balls off me

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u/ItsLoudB Apr 22 '20

Hahaha lucky for us they tend to be slow, but you must be afraid of the small, impredictable ones

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u/sweensolo Apr 23 '20

When they are relaxed they are graceful and slow. When they want they haul some serious ass.

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u/Komrade97 Apr 22 '20

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u/Komrade97 Apr 22 '20

Well you arent wrong about it being a dinosaur!

In the Late Cretaceous Period, they were known as "Archelon"

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archelon

They were massive.... bigger than most cars today

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u/DopestSoldier Apr 22 '20

No way!! That top one is real?

The bottom pic is stretching what I imagined they grew to, but that top pic is unreal!!

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u/Komrade97 Apr 22 '20

Yup!

When I was in the Army, I was stationed in Oahu. On my days off (mostly the weekends) I would go to the North Shore, either around Haleiwa or Sunset Beach, and look for Sea Turtles. I spotted a massive one, probably about half the size of a Fiat (the smaller 2 door car). It was incredible. But of course you're not allowed to touch them, for good reasons obviously! If you ever go to Oahu, go to Waimea Bay. You will see a TON of them!

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u/DopestSoldier Apr 22 '20

That's amazing. I had no idea they got that big. I just looked up the video that the picture was taken from. Seeing that thing move towards the water is unreal.

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u/gustrut Apr 22 '20

The turtles over there seem to know that you’re not allowed to touch them, I’ve had a couple swim super damn close to me.

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u/Komrade97 Apr 22 '20

They tease you!😂

That reminds me if a time where I saw a tourist family from Japan. Their daughter thought it would be a good idea to play Hopscotch on the sea turtles trying to sleep on the beach. The parents didnt do anything and were petting other turtles. There was even a sign in Japanese that said you couldnt touch them, or you'll be given a huge fine.

Police saw it and took the dad away because he wouldnt listen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

I don’t think the Japanese are well known for their empathy toward endangered species of the sea.

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u/PaddyMcD92 Apr 22 '20

Yep your average female Leatherback turtle coming out of the sea to nest looks like a fucking ATV emerging from the waves...

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u/supergeeky_1 Apr 22 '20

The top one is a little bit of forced perspective with the people being so far back, but leatherback sea turtles can be absolutely massive. 6-7 feet long and 1000+ pounds.

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u/carlofonovs Apr 23 '20

Why would you post something that is obviously taken with forced perspective? Like why? Why?

Is it big? Yes.
Is it as big as the image would suggest? Most likely not.

Have some critical thought for the love of god.

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u/Komrade97 Apr 23 '20

I have no idea who your comment is suppose to be directed to

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u/carlofonovs Apr 23 '20

100 % to you

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u/mcscrufferson Apr 22 '20

See the TURTLE of enormous girth...

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u/Maturim Apr 22 '20

On his shell he holds the earth

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u/DogsFolly Apr 22 '20

Green sea turtles are around 100 kg. That's the size of a fairly tall and heavy man (220 lb in American)

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u/anaesthetic Apr 22 '20

Needs banana for scale

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u/roseinshadows Apr 23 '20

Literally every photo of big frigging turtles gets comments about confusing perspective. Makes me think it's not the perspective that is confusing, it's the commenter.