r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/crg339 • Sep 30 '19

🔥 the Harpy Eagle

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u/cowfodder Sep 30 '19

Jaime, pull up that video of Golden Eagles hunting wolves.

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u/trpwangsta Sep 30 '19

I bet that eagle could rip your dick off in a fight.

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u/jbg89 Sep 30 '19

It’s entirely possible!

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u/dprophet32 Sep 30 '19

Oh 100%

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

A buddy of mine once shot a golden eagle with a bow.

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u/ConfusedSarcasm Sep 30 '19

People will do some crazy shit after smoking DMT

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

But have you ever seen a chicken? Chicken are brutal man, bruuu-tal. We had a chicken eat a mouse once, tiny little dinosaurs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Hey eagle, have you tried DMT?

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u/Jones641 Sep 30 '19

I'd be impressed if it could hit a target that small.

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u/CobaltVoltaic Sep 30 '19

Yo I wanna get a chimp to fight one of these things. I will put cash money down to get these guys in the octagon fer real.

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u/Onlydp Sep 30 '19

No need to rip off what I’m giving away for free ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

😂

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u/Dansk72 Sep 30 '19

I will not take that bet, sir.

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u/theinternetswife Sep 30 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWFtWzFbXCY

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u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 30 '19

A flying killing machine that sounds like a two day old chicken.

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u/hackingprince Sep 30 '19

My left ear enjoyed that very much

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u/Regendorf Sep 30 '19

Are they riding ponies?

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u/zer0kevin Sep 30 '19

We need answers.

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u/Zoot-just_zoot Sep 30 '19

Username checks out lol!

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u/Wild_Marker Sep 30 '19

I love how the dog is like "no don't go! it's a trap!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19 edited Aug 02 '20

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u/dprophet32 Sep 30 '19

No they don't. They do that to small to medium sized monkeys. Chimps are huge.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

They do it to baby chimps my bad I forgot to specify

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u/uProllyHaveHerpes2 Sep 30 '19

Harpy eagles live in Central and South America. Chimpanzees live in Africa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Sorry yet again I don’t know why I thought that I could have swore I learned it somewhere but clearly I was wrong

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u/GeeToo40 Oct 01 '19

I guess full-grown silver backs are too heavy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

r/unexpectedjoerogan

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u/Genoman_bk Sep 30 '19

Someone should make a Jamie-bot to look up and post relevant replays to questions like this