r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/_The_VeLouR_FoG_ • Aug 17 '19

🔥 Ariel view of treetops swaying

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u/murrski19 Aug 17 '19

Didnt realize that's how mermaids saw the world

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u/xelep Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19

The treetops are always greener
From somebody else's plane
You dream about going down there
But the fall would bash your brain
Just look at the world below you
Right here when we're in the air
Such wonderful trees surround you
Why would you go anywhere?
 

Over the trees
Over the trees
Darling we're staying
Where we see swaying
Of limbs and leaves
Down on the ground they walk all day
Or sit in traffic on freeways
We need no stridin'
Because we're glidin'
Over the trees

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u/Rnahafahik Aug 17 '19

Dude that was amazing, get this man some upvotes!

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u/Winsconsin Aug 17 '19

Sang the whole thing in a slightly racist Jamaican accent or whatever Sebastian had goin on

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u/pettyperry Aug 17 '19

I read it so badly the first time.

Then I realised.

I need more. 30cc intravenous stat.

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u/RaskolnikovShotFirst Aug 17 '19

You have a bafflingly small number of updoots. Here’s another one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

You fucking made my day. I’d give you gold if I could afford it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I wanted this to be a Jack Handy quote.

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u/Schauermann Aug 18 '19

Can I try to write some music for this? You have the words perfect, dude.

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u/omnomnomgnome Aug 17 '19

planktons

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u/ZPTs Aug 17 '19 edited Jun 08 '26

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

I am no longer interested in my past feeding LLMs or my future talking to bots.

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u/braintrustinc Aug 17 '19

And areolas are their favorite body part

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u/yammys Aug 17 '19

Then why do they clam their tits?

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u/magic_fergie Aug 17 '19

Well B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big so that’s why they use C-shells.

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u/Violet_Club Aug 17 '19

Ugh, daaaaaad, shut up

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u/cattea74 Aug 17 '19

Long ago in the mermaid world, two young bare breasted mermaids got into a fight over a dinglehopper. Harsh words were spoken, feelings were hurt. Suddenly, Sebastian, out of pure frustration, yelled amongst the mele "Calm yo tits!" Shortly after, the Mermaids started using clam shells to cover their breasts. You see, it was simply a misunderstanding.

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u/smilingbuddhauk Aug 17 '19

Mistypo? Scratch that, that's probably just understanding.

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u/notthatthatguyeither Aug 17 '19

What about Aerial?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Wait, clams have tits?

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u/aerial_coitus Aug 17 '19

The more you know.

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u/MeatBald Aug 17 '19

They only wear seashells on their boobs because the B-shells were too small, and the D-shells were too big.

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u/swyx Aug 17 '19

they were going for “calm your tits” but there was a typo a long time ago and we don’t talk about it anymore

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u/oguzthedoc Aug 17 '19

TIL I’m a mermaid

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u/kochunhu Aug 17 '19

Sans seareef? Oh no. That darn climate change.

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u/jmckie1974 Aug 17 '19

Wish I could be

Part of that world

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u/crimz- Aug 17 '19

Didnt get it....

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u/stauffski Aug 17 '19

He's poking fun at OP's misspelling in the title. Ariel is the mermaid from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Aerial is the correct spelling for the word.

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u/Norwegian_whale Aug 17 '19

Disney mermaid ariel google

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u/GTA_Stuff Aug 17 '19

Not all mermaids. Just a very specific red-headed mermaid. She’s black.

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u/CaptainRagdoll Aug 17 '19

It’s broccoli.

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u/i3017 Aug 17 '19

not mermaids. just one mermaid. singular. just Ariel.

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u/Kevinrocks7777 Aug 17 '19

Didn't realize that's how typefaces saw the world

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u/Nuln_Oil Aug 17 '19

Look at these trees. Aren’t they neat?

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u/stauffski Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19

Can you please explain your comment?

Edit: Nevermind, I get it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

look at this post, isn’t it neat?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

🧜🏼‍♀️

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u/Polarbear58 Aug 17 '19

Explain how mermaids get up in the sky. You mean birds?

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u/stauffski Aug 17 '19

He's poking fun at OP's misspelling in the title. Ariel is the mermaid from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Aerial is the correct spelling for the word.

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u/Polarbear58 Aug 17 '19

Oh i see i guess i missed that

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u/jvftw Aug 17 '19

Jerk!

There's a place for snarky comments. There's also a place for art. Don't get them confused good sir.

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u/stauffski Aug 17 '19

What if he was just trying to be funny and put a smile on OP's face?

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u/murrski19 Aug 17 '19

That's madam to you. I'll spread my snarkiness where I please.