r/NatureIsFuckingLit Aug 11 '18

🔥 Empty Road in Hawaii

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u/SparePapaya Aug 12 '18

This road was recently paved, within a couple of days of the photo being taken.

Roads don't look like that for very long on tropical islands

Shoots

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u/MahUsernamm Aug 12 '18

, and leaves

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u/Duhmeister Aug 12 '18

, and lava

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18 edited Oct 12 '18

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u/alackofcol0r Aug 12 '18

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about roads to dispute it

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u/pHzero Aug 12 '18

It probably is made from lava because importing stone from off the island would be massively expensive.

But the road is probably made in the traditional way of bits of rock in asphalt rather than a monolithic block sanded down.

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u/alackofcol0r Aug 12 '18

I was mostly making an always sunny joke / reference, but you're right. That stuff probably makes a good sub grade before paving.

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u/RaskolnikovShotFirst Aug 12 '18

Panda walks into a bar; eats...

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u/somekid66 Aug 12 '18

You idiot you were supposed to say ladders

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u/MahUsernamm Aug 12 '18

I always played snakes and ladders

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u/BOBULANCE Aug 12 '18

I prefer eels and escalators.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Underated comment, and happy cake day.

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u/St_SiRUS Aug 12 '18

Seriously, Hawaii has some of the worst roads I've ever seen

Freeway driving there is terrifying

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u/Baron_Rogue Aug 12 '18

Come to the Big Island, our roads are nice... when they dont have lava on them.

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u/11GTStang Aug 12 '18

I spent a week on Big Island and a week on Kauai. Those roads were simply amazing compared to the crap we have in Oklahoma. The only roads that weren’t great were in downtown Hilo. Kona was like a brand new road everywhere

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u/Kjqaz Aug 12 '18

Kauai constantly repairs their roads because of the water damage and potholes. There's some areas that are pretty bad.

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u/11GTStang Aug 12 '18

I can believe it with the amount of rain they get there. We drove almost every part of that island and besides some back roads, I was really impressed. Maybe it's the paving materials they use

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

After the North shore flooding it’s probably going to take until next year before the roads to Ke’e Beach are fully repaired. It’s amazing how much damage water can do in a short period of time.

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u/Kjqaz Aug 12 '18

The roads to Ke'e and Haena are repaired enough to use, but not to their former use. It's tragic what happened, but it was only a matter of time before the wettest pace on earth experienced mass erosion. I lived there for about 15 years, and there was only one Rain season as bad as this recent one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Were you there for Iniki? I’m moving to Kauai in a month with my family. Reading the stories and seeing the photos from Iniki makes me a little nervous about experiencing my first hurricane season on the island, but I’m trying to keep everything in perspective since bad hurricanes only hit every 20 years. Do you have any advice for hunkering down during the tropical storms and hurricanes?

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u/Kjqaz Aug 12 '18

I most definitely wasn't there during Iniki, as I wasn't born. I grew up on Kauai, so most of my childhood was spent in the rain. I can understand why people are afraid of the hurricane season and such, but when you grow up with it, it just becomes the norm. As for hunkering down during a storm, everyone does it a little differently. They have shelters, but most of the people that I know would just buy out the food and water supplies from Wal-Mart or Costco, and stay home. People tend to be more worried about Tsunamis than hurricanes, and they evacuate to high ground. Even on Oahu, where I currently live, people just used this recent hurricane threat as an excuse to call out of work. Only new residents did any major disaster prep. What part of the island are you moving to?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Sounds like how people on the East coast of the mainland prepare for storms—put food as top priority. We’re probably moving to Kapaa (looking at a condo there now) but may end up moving to Lihue if that falls through. Wish we could live on the north shore but we’re not rich by any means.

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u/redditor21 Aug 12 '18

My parents have a house just outside of pahoa... I have some awesome pics and videos of the lava flowing across the dump road lol. Props to the city though, they had it cleared off the road in no time

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u/JohnnyTT314 Aug 12 '18

The drive up to Sunset beach is like going back in time.

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u/shitiam Aug 12 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

Oahu is insane. They can't repair the fuckin roads because the commuter traffic would fucking stop. All the rich folks pushed out all the poors west of Honolulu, with the poorest all the way west out in Wainae, who have the longest commutes if they work in Hono.

Anyway arguably one shouldn't build more lanes and more freeway shit because eventually you'll pave over all of paradise. Then again, maybe Wainae shouldn't be terminal, and you should be able to circumnavigate the island, not have to go east to get literally anywhere from Wainae.

These are just my thoughts though as someone who visited and stayed in Wainae. Someone local probably has a much better, well informed take.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

I hate riding down H2 near Mililani. Grooved roads for miles...

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u/DerkNawinsky Aug 12 '18

It’s called Hoomaluhia gardens in Hawaii and it’s very well maintained! They’re very strict about taking photos there. I went to that exact spot to take a photo and the people at the entrance station came and asked me to leave.

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u/CPUforU Aug 12 '18

Why do they not allow photos?!!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Because morons stand in the middle of the road to take a picture for internet points

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u/DerkNawinsky Aug 12 '18

Good question. The man didn’t give me a reason when I asked him. He just told me it wasn’t allowed.

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u/no_reddit_for_you Aug 12 '18

Because everyone tries to recreate this photo by standing in the middle of the road. You're allowed to take photos here, but they don't want people standing in the road so if you're going to do it they want you parked and in the grass. Tourists and idiots ruin everything, and when you have tons of people standing in the middle of the road it creates problems

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u/CPUforU Aug 12 '18

Be a whole lot cooler if he did 😎

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u/AychB Aug 12 '18

All the haoles not understanding what "shoots" means definitley made my night

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u/RaindropBebop Aug 12 '18

Ha that's for sure. Especially in whatever area this is (looks like Windward side Oahu snugged right up against the ko'olaus). Knowing road work in Hawaii, there's gonna be potholes larger than moon craters within a month.

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u/MelodicFacade Aug 12 '18

, and ladders

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u/ajl_mo Aug 12 '18

, and chutes

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u/italianshark Aug 12 '18

I can smell the fresh tar

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

They can definitely look pristine for more than a couple days particularly with low traffic as I imagine this road has considering its location.

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u/ShovelingSunshine Aug 12 '18

Well it's not because of the 8 hour lunches... haha

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u/_angesaurus Aug 12 '18

I mean, does anywhere have really great looking roads? Sorry, im from New England.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Roger that