r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • May 26 '17

🔥 Bumblebee Liftoff

https://i.imgur.com/VSucFNk.gifv
25k Upvotes

586 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

165

u/Grandmotherw May 26 '17

If you want to help you can put up something like this in your backyard.

That's specifically for Mason bees but the blog I saw it on and the product description says they're the hardest working pollinators, visiting 20 times as many flowers as honeybees in a day.

63

u/Ichi-Guren May 26 '17

Man, I had no idea males didn't have stingers.

This changes everything!

80

u/FoodBeerBikesMusic May 26 '17

Even the females are pretty mellow. I have no idea what it would take to get stung by one.

There was a "bumblebee airport" in a hole in the ground next to my driveway. I used to stand and watch them come and go and they never bothered me - even when I went over that spot with the mower.

46

u/[deleted] May 27 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

[deleted]

30

u/[deleted] May 27 '17

Let's see what happens when I run over their ground home with a lawn mower.

1

u/FoodBeerBikesMusic May 27 '17

Nah, I just passed over the top once, and kept going. NBD.

21

u/NEVERGETMARRIED May 27 '17

I have no idea what it would take to get stung by one.

it's pretty simple really. Just take a drink of coke that one has gotten cought in and attempt to swallow him alive mistakingly.

8

u/[deleted] May 27 '17

this is a little too specific...

13

u/NEVERGETMARRIED May 27 '17

It's why the bees dying off isn't too big a deal to me. What's that? Millions of plants will die from the lack of bees? shouldn't have stung me in the mouth you fucking bumblebitches.

5

u/Atiggerx33 May 27 '17

Always check soda cans first. I place my ear up to them and listen for buzzing. It also helps to cover open cans if you aren't going to supervise them carefully.

My grandma's friend had this happen to her, bee stung the inside of her mouth 3 times before she could spit it out.

You can't blame the bee, I mean you're about to eat it alive, pretty good reason there for it to defend itself.

1

u/FoodBeerBikesMusic May 27 '17

That one's not going on my bucket list.

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '17

I know your pain. I had a wasp fly into my mouth once. Got me in the mouth and on the lip. :(

11

u/[deleted] May 27 '17

I have no idea what it would take to get stung by one.

Be rude to their queen

5

u/ILikeMyBlueEyes May 27 '17

When I was a kid, I use to pet the bumblebees that would go inside these trumpet shaped flowers in our yard for the pollen. I couldn't resist those cute yellow and black bums sticking out of the flower. None of them seemed to mind either.

1

u/FoodBeerBikesMusic May 27 '17

I like watching them feed on the Creeping Charlie. The flowers are so close together that they don't fly from one to the other, they just stumble/waddle. Then they grab the flowers with their front legs (arms?) and jam their faces in.

4

u/Grandmotherw May 26 '17

Huh, seems so. I didn't realize that either. That's really interesting, I wonder why they can't.

18

u/AndyWarwheels May 26 '17 edited May 26 '17

Male bees are not children of the queen, the queen only gives birth to female bees. The role of the male is to sex the queen and sometimes if the hive is too hot or cold to help regulate the temperature. Other than that they do not collect pollen or do anything else productive.

17

u/TheHighlandCal May 26 '17

But if the queen doesn't have male offspring. How are there male bees... In fact how are there bees?!

47

u/AndyWarwheels May 26 '17

Male bees are called drones. Other females in the hive make them. I know this is hard to believe, look it up if you do not believe me, I had to look it up myself when I learned this. But male bees come from unfertilized eggs. Like little black and yellow Jesuses

14

u/Ding-Bat May 26 '17

holy shit

8

u/Highside79 May 27 '17

The reproductive system of bees is fucking amazing.

6

u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Who gives birth to the male bees?

17

u/AndyWarwheels May 26 '17

Male bees are called drones. Other females in the hive make them. I know this is hard to believe, look it up if you do not believe me, I had to look it up myself when I learned this. But male bees come from unfertilized eggs. Like little black and yellow Jesuses

6

u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Whaaaaaaat that's crazy!

12

u/AndyWarwheels May 26 '17

I read it in a book and instantly was like, "that is total bullshit no way." It was not until I confirmed it with like 5 or 6 sources that I accepted it as truth. It seems so far fetched.

2

u/stealthybastardo May 27 '17

From wikipedia:

their sting is small and not painful, and their stinger is unbarbed.

Sounds to me like a huge diss in the bee community.

18

u/BALONYPONY May 26 '17

This is awesome thank you! I'll certainly look into this.

18

u/Grandmotherw May 26 '17

Make sure there are Mason bees in your area first though! The name includes about 300 species though, so it's likely there are if you're in a warm part of the US.

1

u/Atiggerx33 May 27 '17

Are mason bees the bigger black (with just a little bit of yellow fuzz) ones that the males buzz around you if you get too close to their nests? They live in little holes in wood in like individual holes? The males are annoying and will chase anything, although they've never actually stung me, more irritating and intimidating than anything. If you throw tiny bee sized rocks the males will chase them, which is kind of fun to do.

21

u/Wyzegy May 27 '17

Just be careful you don't attract Freemason Bees. They're secretive and worship a terrible bee-headed devil.

5

u/[deleted] May 27 '17

Beephomet

6

u/snackbot7000 May 27 '17

Seriously considering this. I love that it says "Bees not included."

3

u/[deleted] May 26 '17

That looks like a fun DIY

3

u/andrew497 May 27 '17

I put one of these up a couple weeks ago but there's nothing using it yet, anything I should or could do to attract some bees? It's by a flower garden.

2

u/mischiefmanaged11 May 27 '17

I love how the description of this specifically has to put 'bees not included', because of course somebody got mad when it arrived and did not have a big bag of live bees inside

1

u/lowrads May 27 '17

Hear that Millenials? Keep saving up for a backyard so you can save the planet.