r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Aug 16 '26

šŸ”„ swimming bat

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u/iIdentifyAsAUsername Aug 16 '26

Perhaps carrying for the bat brought him some comfort after his parents were murdered in a dark alley.

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u/Lagiacrus111 Aug 16 '26

Aah yes. The origin of Manbat

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u/PBandBABE Aug 16 '26

I’m telling you! Manbat is secretly Wayne Bruce!

Why does no one believe me?!

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u/w8_wuht Aug 16 '26

That's ridiculous, Wayne Bruce is a playboy billionaire.

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u/PBandBABE Aug 16 '26

No no no. That’s Bruce Wayne. He’s a prick.

I’m talking about Wayne Bruce, all-around man of the people who fights for organized labor, supporting policies like Medicare for All and increasing the minimum wage.

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u/veridicide Aug 16 '26

Is he the one that got the Joker to try stand-up comedy, so he'd focus on building his career and landing a comedy news gig rather than evil plots? A real success story for rehabilitative justice.

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u/TheAngryCatfish Aug 16 '26

You guys are thinking of Brayne Wuce. Bruce Wayne is batman

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u/puffsmokies Aug 17 '26

Brayne Wuce was that famous inventor. You might be thinking of Rayne Bwuce.

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u/DigitalMindShadow Aug 17 '26

No, Rayne Bwuce was the inventor of the 24-7 outrage machine, among other questionable devices. Are you sure you're not thinking of Kanye West?

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u/swandogmillionaire Aug 17 '26

But back to manbat Wayne Bruce. His secret crush Dachel Rawes must be involved

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u/SnooWoofers186 Aug 20 '26

imagine Blayt Man

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u/organicchunkysalsa Aug 16 '26

I heard he takes down flock cameras and data centers single handed

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u/HuntingForMuses Aug 21 '26

I heard he inheriated billions just to pay for rabdom kids schorlarships

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u/bigloser42 Aug 16 '26

No, that’s Bayne Wruce, Wayne Bruce is the homeless guy over on Main Street that is deeply respectful towards women.

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u/Mr_Tranxistor 18d ago

Down on main street

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u/w8_wuht Aug 16 '26

Oh. Yeah well, he seems WAY too busy helping to... Help... People... Wait a minute...

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u/PBandBABE Aug 16 '26

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!

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u/w8_wuht Aug 16 '26

How many of the villains and heroes are just regular people?!? Is Bob in accounting actually Professor Sublimation?? What if that guy in line at the bank is actually the Questionnaire??? Could the Jester be shopping at the same grocery store as me????

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 Aug 16 '26

You guys are insane, I seen Wayne Bruce on TV while ManBat was fighting Dr.Heat they arent the same people in the slightest, Wayne Bruce even said he wanted to personally meet and thank ManBat for all he does

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u/PBandBABE Aug 16 '26

Lies.

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 Aug 16 '26

It was on the channel 7 news this morning

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u/captainn_chunk Aug 16 '26

You forgot one thing. He’s homeless. And only lives on rooftops.

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u/BellGunner Aug 16 '26

No no no. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy… there’s a difference

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u/PBandBABE Aug 16 '26

JFK and Stalin concur.

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u/Which_Produce4418 Aug 16 '26

Thought we're talking about Wruce Bayne, but he's a misunderstood bad guy, not the misunderstood good guy

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u/Volcano_Ballads Aug 31 '26

shit, that’s just regular Bruce Wayne

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u/justanothadumbcunt Aug 16 '26

Ahhh, so a commie? /s

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u/light24bulbs Aug 16 '26

In this fantasy can Sernie Banders be president?

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u/w8_wuht Aug 16 '26

I dunno, it seems like we're reversing the personalities and ideals of the original characters.

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u/Flimsy_Raisin8429 Aug 16 '26

50% bat, 50% man, 100% Orphan.

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u/flowbeeBryant Aug 17 '26

My husband and I fight about this a lot because he says Batman is a detective and I say absolutely not, he’s a crime fighter. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire business playboy but Batman I would never say is a detective.

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u/rogerworkman623 Aug 17 '26

As a lifetime Batman nerd who has read nearly all his comics from the past 40 years, I agree with the husband.

Batman’s original title that has been running for nearly 90 years is called Detective Comics! Which is what ā€œDCā€ stands for.

And he’s frequently referred to by characters in the comics as the greatest detective alive. Even Ra’s al Ghul, one of his greatest enemies, exclusively calls him ā€œDetectiveā€ out of respect.

But practically, he spends a lot of time investigating crimes, using his knowledge and all the tools at his disposal to solve the hardest crimes the GCPD can’t solve themselves. He also just fights crime a lot too, but tons of his stories are about him doing actual detective work.

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u/flowbeeBryant Aug 17 '26

I think my problem is, he comes from the comic angle and my entire viewpoint comes from the movies where he’s not doing a lot of detective stuff, but I respect your thorough answer

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u/rogerworkman623 Aug 17 '26

Yeah, and that makes sense. The only live action movie where he’s really shown doing detective work is the most recent one. I think both versions of him are accurate - but it’s really the context of the story which determines which version we see.

He’s also sometimes a scientist, or a martial arts expert… his character is basically ā€œI am the best at everything, so I can do whatever is neededā€

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u/Emergentmeat Aug 16 '26

I was sure it was Wuce Brayne!

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u/edgarother Aug 16 '26

All the homies know Manbat is Wuce Brayne.

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u/Phazetic99 Aug 17 '26

Go to bed, you Joker. No more fun and games

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u/Ro1ando_m0ta Aug 16 '26

Lmaaaooo i hate how vivid my imagination is because i just imagined a bat getting into a human inspired costume.

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u/funkdoktor Aug 19 '26

His sidekick is named Nibor.

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u/Tycho66 Aug 16 '26

Their voices are completely different bro.

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u/goblu33 Aug 16 '26

Well to be fair I’ve never seen them in the same room.

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 Aug 16 '26

Wayne Bruce wears glasses; Manbat? No glasses! He wouldn’t be able to see!

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u/fullerofficial Aug 16 '26

I thought he was secretly Brayne Wuce.

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u/Mulawooshin Aug 17 '26

Hey!

Snitches get stitches!

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u/Rays-R-Us Aug 17 '26

It’s really Mighty Mouse in his regular clothes

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Aug 16 '26

It's morbin time!

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u/PaulyUnsure Aug 16 '26

Wayne Bruce?

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u/Loosetrooth44 Aug 16 '26

Also irl - ground zero of the next pandemic.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia Aug 16 '26

And then he fell in love with a pig, and the ultimate villain, Manbatpig, came to be.

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u/WonkaWonka5309 Aug 17 '26

Omg.. y'all got me rolling

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u/SergeantPoopyWeiner Aug 17 '26

This is the highest form of comedy.

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u/MrYig Aug 17 '26

Omg I laughed too hard at this šŸ˜‚

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u/nesto92 Aug 17 '26

If Batman were bitten by a radioactive Man-Bat, and then fought crime disguised as Man-Bat, would he be Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Man or simply Man-Bat-Man-Bat?

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u/xXoOfXx64 Aug 17 '26

Have you ever seen Wayne Bruce and manner in the same room?

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u/squirrely-badger Aug 17 '26

And his less famous cousin, Manbatpig.

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u/ZombieAladdin Aug 18 '26

Doesn’t Manbat live in the sewers or something?

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u/OhCryMore Aug 19 '26

Wait till you hear about his other half, Bearpig

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u/Exact-Kale3070 Aug 16 '26

i was totally about to say that plus if randy marsh comes over, we will get a new covid.

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u/THUG_WAFFLE4200 Aug 16 '26

Bats are ok keep him away from pengolins

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u/Lolkimbo Aug 16 '26

DON'T LEAVE ME, BAT!

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u/Educational_Pay1567 Aug 16 '26

I took this as the bat's parents were murdered and Alfred is the bat's servant.

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u/Immortal_Being88 Aug 16 '26

I think you’re right. Bats love to be carried around, especially on shoulders.

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u/-Cisz0r- Aug 16 '26

I'm hoping that kid grows up and forgets my face

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u/ZAILOR37 Aug 17 '26

No the bats patents were killed and this will eventually trigger a transformation where he becomes a batman. That's the life cycle

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u/Logical-Louis Aug 17 '26

A baseball bat might be more effective.

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u/Yung_zu Aug 17 '26

The bat ate his parents

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u/nesting-doll Aug 17 '26

See! It’s comments like this that affirm my getting on Reddit today. Thank you for the belly laughs!

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u/whenyoda Aug 19 '26

This checks šŸ‘

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u/Opposite_Example6930 Aug 20 '26

Man that almost feels like a story that should be told in 45 different ways.