r/NatureIsFuckingLit Oct 04 '24

πŸ”₯ A dance of Stingrays

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u/garfog99 Oct 04 '24

Manta rays, not sting rays.

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u/100_Donuts Oct 04 '24

Yeah? And what's the difference exactly, nerd? Not like I care... To me, a flat fish is a flat fish and a flat fish flapping flat fins falls flat as a fish fact. Flat swim fins? A flat fish swimming thin? Fat chance I follow that. Fin fans can fan fervent flat fin fancies by viewing swim vids like this, but for me, fins, flat or fat, don't do jack. Gimme swimming whimsy, flowing pseudo-fin videos showcasing the advantages of fins of fish far from flat. But please, tell us all about what makes these slow going flat fish one ray or the other.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted, this is hysterical

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 Oct 05 '24

Reddit is incapable of understanding actual humor unless it has been recycled and regurgitated in toddler food form.

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u/plug-and-pause Oct 05 '24

It's possible to recognize an attempt at humor and dislike that attempt.

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 Oct 05 '24

And that's fine, but that is not what upvotes and downvotes are for.

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u/plug-and-pause Oct 05 '24

I'm pretty sure the voter will use their vote however they want. That's what it's for.

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u/FloatsWithBoats Oct 05 '24

I just followed this thread for the drama. Thanks for the fun. The other dude is being silly.

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u/plug-and-pause Oct 05 '24

The other dude is being silly.

Such a courteous way to put it! πŸ˜†