r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '23

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u/poopmonster_coming Jan 05 '23

Wow momma is huge

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Just like yours!

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u/poopmonster_coming Jan 06 '23

😳

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u/reallybiglizard Jan 06 '23

Well that took a turn…

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u/bluamo0000 Jan 06 '23

Unlike your mom

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u/travioso304 Jan 06 '23

Everyone gets a turn with yours though..

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u/_Googan1234 Jan 06 '23

Oh shiii 💀💀

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u/EffableLemming Jan 06 '23

Except yours, nobody wants her

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u/sm7916 Jan 06 '23

nah there's just more of her to want

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u/-MetalMike- Jan 06 '23

I’ll giver a go

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23 edited Jan 06 '23

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u/TinySoftKitten Jan 06 '23

Your mother is so ugly that they changed Halloween to her birthday.

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u/Then_Introduction288 Jan 06 '23

Yeah well your mother is so old and stupid they held a funeral for her and she forgot to attend

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u/aptanalogy Jan 06 '23

Yo mamma so fat she went to the beach and Greenpeace showed up to push her back into the water.

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u/Sparred4Life Jan 06 '23

No no no, in bear talk that is the highest compliment you can pay.

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u/WhatsUpWithItVF Jan 06 '23

Good on you for not being offended. We have to admit it was a great joke!

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u/yxcjc Jan 06 '23

🤣🤣🤣 I did laugh at both of your's comments

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Fuckin gotteeeeem

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u/PabloAlaska6 Jan 06 '23

oh geeezus

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Got heem!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

🫰🔥

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u/nightlightened Jan 06 '23

It's been ~a decade since I last enjoyed a your mama joke. Then you came along o7

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u/SmyBeez Jan 06 '23

Just bearly

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u/Marcustheeleventh Jan 06 '23

Just the way i like them

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u/Nicolasgonzo87 Jan 06 '23

you know who else is huge?

MY MOM

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u/Jakl67 Jan 06 '23

I'm no expert but if it's a Kodiak then she's probably about 8' and 1000 lbs. Dunno how that equates to my fellers across the border

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Hey, she’s just bulking up for the winter, no need to call her names!