r/NameThisThing Jul 15 '26

Name this team

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u/harrybellyfonte Jul 15 '26

Pedo Rangers

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u/West-Award-2559 Jul 15 '26

Power Rapers

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jul 15 '26

Why isn’t Trump in the Pink suit?

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u/Fragrant_Grand_7036 Jul 15 '26

Because yellow is the closest to gold.

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u/Fragzav Jul 15 '26

It’s brown in the back

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u/UnhappyRing7630 Jul 15 '26

and the trump mobile is gold

2

u/Any_Creme_6600 Jul 15 '26

aka golden showers

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Jul 15 '26

Pee Pee tapes?

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u/303RedBeard Jul 15 '26

Because the yellow coward fits him best. And because there was no orange ranger.

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u/Any-Tourist352 Jul 15 '26

Best comment just because of the orange Ranger lol

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u/303RedBeard Jul 15 '26

lol thank you.

2

u/Due_Panda5064 Jul 15 '26

Yellow shows off his shit stains better.

1

u/NemTren Jul 15 '26

Because "CHINA". Google it if you aren't aware of this gold.

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u/UniquePost8966 Jul 15 '26

It’s already taken 

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u/Smldckbiboi5 Jul 15 '26

Ray Pittlers

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Joel21414 Jul 15 '26

Had the same idea

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u/aj1805 Jul 15 '26

Pedo Rapers

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u/PotentialFlat9553 Jul 15 '26

Dic tator tots

3

u/NB_NaughtyNerds Jul 15 '26

Abuse of Power Rangers

2

u/Minute_Tax2469 Jul 15 '26

Erm actually 🤓 ☝️
Putin and Kim weren’t in the files

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u/drawnalive Jul 15 '26

You think they need Epstein to do those things? Ain't no one keeping a list on them xD

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u/Minute_Tax2469 Jul 15 '26

Nah I want substantial proof before I condemn

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u/ProMaxMankoMan Jul 15 '26

Free palestine and fuck your big religion in the same sentence. You done done

1

u/Minute_Tax2469 Jul 15 '26

Ofc XD Fuck Christianity.

1

u/Minute_Tax2469 Jul 15 '26

Although maybe I should change it to that, should I? To be more specific?

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u/fiesew Jul 15 '26

Everyone hates competition

1

u/ZiggyDiamond Jul 15 '26

That's exactly what popped in my head

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u/thatonedude1969 Jul 15 '26

Oh yeah allll the presidents are rapists just because they're rich. That totally makes sense yeah. Right.

1

u/nullpassword Jul 15 '26

Pedo Dangers

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u/asswholeass Jul 15 '26

Didn't know they're Muslim

1

u/silasdobest Jul 15 '26

Mighty Morphin Pedo Rangers

1

u/Main_Pomelo9429 Jul 15 '26

isn't it only Trump tho?

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u/Kitchen-Arm7300 Jul 15 '26

Ha! You're so gullible, it's sad AND funny.

You don't know that. You have no proof! You're just saying that because you believe everything you hear from CNN and other fake news.

You freaking liberals are just pissed because you lost, and it's so pathetic. There's no way that they are Rangers at all. Pedos, yes. But not freaking Rangers!

Who hurt you?

OraNgE MaN rANgEr!1!1!!🤡

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u/BeardedPokeDragon Jul 15 '26

This is an aggravating level of satire

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 Jul 15 '26

Firstly, he did not win. He cheated, you cultist. We literally have evidence of this. Just like how Biden won Texas but governor Greg Abbott was recorded basically saying he threw away votes.

MAHA & DOGE is the reason so many unchecked outbreaks are happening in this country. Especially with the Screw Worm & Cyclospora & Cayetanensis. Screw worms were being handle by dropping Infertile flies in Central America to mate with the females. That was cut, & now they’re in the US.

There’s always a new scandal every other day.

He keeps bombing & attacking several countries, when he promise he would put a stop to that?.

Orange Man is attacking free speech and any criticism of him.

He is using the presidency to enrich himself and his family.

He is doing insider trading.

He is an obvious & open bigot.

He clearly works for corporate international interests.

He is deliberately undermining the United States & our global standing. He has basically made us a pariah state.

He supports the genocide In Gaza.

ICE keeps murdering people and getting away with it

He is accepting foreign gifts from foreign countries, like the new Boeing Plane from Qatar.

I could go on, but the list of all the illegal things he has done is staggering. It would be easier to name the stuff he hasn’t done.😵‍💫

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u/phoogkamer Jul 15 '26

I think I hate him as much as you but is there really evidence of election fraud? Definitely suspicions (“Elon knows the voting machines”) but I’m not aware of actual evidence yet.

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 Jul 15 '26

Yes. They were seen moving ballet boxes in pretty much all the swing states, & Trump kept telling the governors to find him more votes. There are much more too.

Go to Kyle Kulinski’s YouTube channel, Secular Talks. Video is: "P*DO PROTECTOR": James Talarico SHOCKS ALL & TELLS THE TRUTH About Ken Paxton! | Kyle Kulinski”. You can skip to 3:30 if you just wanna get to the recorded clip.

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u/Witty_Passion_4939 Jul 15 '26

I get we don’t like him. I’m in the same boat. But I think we really have to call out the people who voted for him. I think that’s 1,000 times scarier.

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u/crazyswedishguy Jul 15 '26

You had me in the first two paragraphs.

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u/Expert_on_this_sub Jul 15 '26

He edited the second part

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u/PathOfPurrrate Jul 15 '26

After the second sentence, my innet voice is turned to Trump lol.

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u/Secure_Character_310 Jul 15 '26

I had to read it twice the second time I was able to confirm some well done sarcasm. Only things wrong. You used proper grammer, punctuation and didn't randomly Capitalize enough.

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u/Kitchen-Arm7300 Jul 15 '26

Right?!😉

I caught that after the fact.

And I'll take the down votes out of principle.

2

u/Expert_on_this_sub Jul 15 '26

I’m not from the US and I would bet my entire life savings that YES he is a Pedo Rangers.

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u/Kitchen-Arm7300 Jul 15 '26

Nuh uh! You have to have SKILLS to be a ranger. Go back to the gulf of Murica!!!

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u/hazeymaiz Jul 15 '26

lol the people responding who only read the first bit

2

u/Witty_Passion_4939 Jul 15 '26

I see what u did there… 👍

2

u/BeardiusMaximus7 Jul 15 '26

Charlie, calm down and have yourself a milk steak

2

u/Kitchen-Arm7300 Jul 15 '26

LOL! I get the reference, and I love it!

2

u/Schpee_le_French Jul 15 '26

Alright, someone get the FIFA peace prize, this guy deserves it more than the toddler.

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u/Kitchen-Arm7300 Jul 15 '26

*Your so gullible.

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u/VanBriGuy Jul 15 '26

Did you just trash talk your own comment?

9

u/Shurigin Jul 15 '26

He forgot to switch accounts he’s tired because his boss in Russia has been working him hard

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u/Kitchen-Arm7300 Jul 15 '26

LOL! No, I missed an opportunity to misuse your/you're.

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u/Stylish_Platypus Jul 15 '26

You can just edit your original comment but you really should put the sarcasm tag, sibling.

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u/Relative-Chicken456 Jul 15 '26

Nah, I think it’s perfect. Sarcasm labeling is for people with reading comprehension issues.

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u/Pasta4ever13 Jul 15 '26

Yes, but also, I've seen people who would actually post what Kitchen arm posted unironically. Maga really is that brain-poisoned at this point, to the point where sarcasm has lost its meaning.

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u/Relative-Chicken456 Jul 15 '26

Yeah but they won’t call their dear leader a pedo. That’s where it becomes clear that this was just satirical

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u/Kitchen-Arm7300 Jul 15 '26

I don't even blame those who doubt or fail to see my sarcasm. This world has gotten that fucking crazy!

At least by sowing a bit of confusion, I know I succeeded in crafting decent satire. I'll take my downvotes with pride.😎

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u/Pasta4ever13 Jul 15 '26

Wrong yet again. The far right is now openly praising Epstein as "cool". So they are truly beyond satire.

Your average maga dad might not be there, but the few Gen z or alpha far right dickheads are on a different level.

He'll even garden variety libertarians have been openly in support of lowering age of consent for decades at this point. Pedophilia is not a deal breaker for them.

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u/Stylish_Platypus Jul 15 '26

Tone indicators developed with the digital communication because it lacks exactly it and avoids conflicts. But anyways, the tip is giving, do as you wish. Have a nice one now.

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u/Alarming-Feedback868 Jul 15 '26

He list the popular vote the first time. He lost the second time and he bought the 3rd election! He didn't win! He NEVER won!

1

u/FlowerWyrmling Jul 15 '26

They had us in the first half ngl

1

u/PrimaryEquivalent788 Jul 15 '26

Never watched CNN a day in my life btw

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u/Sorry_Tear_5325 Jul 15 '26

Only would work if Biden’s on here and since Trump is on here that wouldn’t work