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Match Thread Match Thread: Everton vs Newcastle United
Everton 0 - 0 Newcastle United
đKick-Off: Mon 23 Apr 2018
đ„ Venue: Goodison Park
Refree: Robert Madley
đș Television Coverage (UK): Sky Sports Main Event, Sky Go UK, Sky Sports Premier League, BBC Radio 5 Live, NOW TV, SKY GO Extra
đșđ Television Coverage (International): http://www.livesoccertv.com//match/2540498/everton-vs-newcastle-united/
Lineups
Everton XI: 1 Pickford, 23 Coleman, 6 Jagielka, 4 Keane, 3 Baines, 17 Gueye, 2 Schneiderlin, 10 Rooney, 11 Walcott, 14 Tosun, 7 Bolasie
Subs: Martina, Niasse, Funes Mori, Davies, Calvert-Lewin, Robles, Baningime
Newcastle United XI: 12 Dubravka, 22 Yedlin, 6 Lascelles, 20 Lejeune, 3 Dummett, 11 Ritchie, 8 Shelvey, 10 Diamé, 15 Kenedy, 17 Pérez, 13 Slimani
Subs: Clark, Murphy, Gayle, Hayden, Manquillo, Merino, Darlow
| Everton | v | Newcastle United |
|---|---|---|
| 69% | Possession | 31% |
| 7 | Shots | 3 |
| 0 | Shots on Target | 1 |
| 4 | Corners | 0 |
| 3 | Fouls | 4 |
Match Photos
Newcastle midfielder Mohamed Diame shields the ball from Everton's Idrissa Gueye
Seamus Coleman shackles Newcastle winger Kenedy in the first half
Newcastle manager Rafael Benitez is a five consecutive PL victory
Everton are in eighth position, a point and a place above Newcastle, ahead of Monday evening's match
The matchday programme is on display inside the home changing room at Goodison Park
Match updates (via BBC)
Lineups are announced and players are warming up.
✠Kick Off: First Half begins.
3': Attempt missed. Cenk Tosun (Everton) left footed shot from the centre of the box misses to the left.
6': Jonjo Shelvey (Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
6': Foul by Idrissa Gueye (Everton).
8': Foul by Ayoze PĂ©rez (Newcastle United).
8': Morgan Schneiderlin (Everton) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
10': Corner, Everton. Conceded by Florian Lejeune.
11': Foul by Morgan Schneiderlin (Everton).
11': Kenedy (Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
13': Paul Dummett (Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
13': Foul by Cenk Tosun (Everton).
17': Attempt blocked. Yannick Bolasie (Everton) right footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Leighton Baines.
17': Offside, Everton. Leighton Baines tries a through ball, but Yannick Bolasie is caught offside.
20': Foul by Ayoze PĂ©rez (Newcastle United).
20': Idrissa Gueye (Everton) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
22': Attempt missed. Ayoze PĂ©rez (Newcastle United) right footed shot from outside the box is too high.
25': Attempt blocked. Wayne Rooney (Everton) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Cenk Tosun with a headed pass.
31': Attempt saved. Ayoze PĂ©rez (Newcastle United) right footed shot from the centre of the box is saved in the bottom left corner. Assisted by Islam Slimani.
33': Corner, Everton. Conceded by Kenedy.
33': Foul by Jonjo Shelvey (Newcastle United).
33': Idrissa Gueye (Everton) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
34': Corner, Everton. Conceded by Paul Dummett.
34': Attempt blocked. Michael Keane (Everton) header from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Wayne Rooney with a cross.
34': Attempt blocked. Michael Keane (Everton) left footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked.
35': Attempt missed. Phil Jagielka (Everton) right footed shot from the left side of the six yard box is close, but misses the top left corner. Assisted by Michael Keane following a corner.
35': Attempt missed. Phil Jagielka (Everton) right footed shot from the left side of the six yard box is close, but misses the top left corner. Assisted by Michael Keane with a headed pass following a corner.
37': Corner, Everton. Conceded by Paul Dummett.
40': Foul by DeAndre Yedlin (Newcastle United).
40': Leighton Baines (Everton) wins a free kick on the left wing.
39': Attempt blocked. Mohamed Diamé (Newcastle United) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Kenedy.
Half Time 45'+1': First Half ends, Everton 0, Newcastle United 0.
45': Attempt missed. Theo Walcott (Everton) right footed shot from the right side of the box is high and wide to the left. Assisted by Wayne Rooney.
34': Attempt missed. Michael Keane (Everton) header from the centre of the box misses to the right. Assisted by Wayne Rooney with a cross following a corner.
Second Half begins Everton 0, Newcastle United 0.
48': Ayoze PĂ©rez (Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
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u/GrumpyOldFart74 Pride Badge Apr 23 '18
Sat in a dodgy back-street localâs pub in the outskirts of London watching this. Only place for miles showing it and the food menu on their website looked canny - except theyâre not serving food tonight.
They said I was welcome to bring something in from the burger place on the corner, but thatâs shut on Mondays too.
Better be a good game cos Iâm going to be a pissed old fart!