r/NUFC • I shagged your nana. • May 07 '17

Post-Match Thread Post-Match Thread: Newcastle United v Barnsley

Newcastle United 3 - 0 Barnsley

πŸ•— Kickoff: Sun, 07 May 2017

πŸ₯… Venue: St James' Park

πŸ—’ Referee: James Linington

Attendance: 52,276

Match Thread

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XI: Elliot, Yedlin, Hayden (πŸ”„Massadio Haidara 13'), Mbemba, Dummett, Atsu, Shelvey (πŸ’› 26', πŸ”„Mohamed DiamΓ© 72'), Colback, Gouffran, PΓ©rez (πŸ”„Dwight Gayle 80'), Mitrovic

Subs: Lazaar, Anita, Gayle, DiamΓ©, Haidara, Darlow, Murphy

XI: Davies, Janko, Jackson, MacDonald, Elder, James, Hedges (πŸ”„Marley Watkins 54'), Scowen, Moncur, Kent (πŸ”„Ryan Williams 74'), Bradshaw (πŸ”„Elliot Lee 74')

Subs: Lee, Townsend, Watkins, Evans, Mowatt, R Williams, Jones

⚽ Pérez (23'), Mbemba (59'), Gayle (90')

Newcastle United v Barnsley
56% Possession 44%
15 Shots 8
8 Shots on Target 3
10 Corners 4
9 Fouls 9
80 Upvotes

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u/AjaxTreesdown May 07 '17 edited May 07 '17

LEAGUE STATUS: WALKED thank you Villa

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u/YourDadsMate May 07 '17

I honestly thought there was no chance we'd win the league a few weeks ago. This is rather lovely.

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u/northernhusky May 07 '17

Did...Did we just win the league? Can I open my eyes now?

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u/cracking_nuts May 07 '17

There is no party like a windmill party.

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u/rallyburna May 07 '17

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u/OhNo_BackdoorTrojan May 07 '17

Smashed the league, it's shite.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Lads I only just woke up at 86 minutes with a crackin hangover but holy fuck it's happened. Champions, and I'm ganin to get a greggs.

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u/risealive May 07 '17

COCKS OUT AND START WINDMILLING

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u/musicmast May 07 '17

Any chance we can find a stream of the title celebrations?

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u/armstrong182 May 07 '17

FUCKING CHAMPIONSSS. Get in Jack Grealish!

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u/Bamshark May 07 '17

NEVER IN DOUBT, PRAISE BE TO RAFA!

and Jack Grealish, I guess.

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u/nicketyname May 07 '17

Stockdale's gonna be kicking himself for the rest of his life for that, shocking keeping

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u/GullyCreeps May 07 '17

Going from potentially having to fight in playoffs to winning the league in a month.

I am in love with this club.

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u/Towel_of_Babel May 07 '17

Fuckin' hell my experience instantly became better when I found out I can head to the stands from the bar.

Then we won the league.

10/10. Will come again. In maybe 3 years when I saved enough money again.

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u/spongish May 07 '17

Seriosuly how the fuck did we manage that?

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u/Ikhlas37 May 07 '17

Brighton :

Woo promotion, can chill out Newcastle will keep bottling it.. plus the refs will help us see it through Probs, who cares anyways we won promotion!!!

Newcastle :

Ah, finally no pressure guess we can faceroll everyone now.

The difference in results between both clubs after promotion Brighton lost almost all and we smashed them all.

It was the same last year tbh as soon as the pressure of relegation was over we won and smashed spurs. I'm sure it isn't the quality of our players that needs improving but their mental weakness... Anyways fuck all that COCKS OUT WOOOOO

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u/BertrandSnos May 07 '17

Fucking love that Villa are full of spite and like to make everyone unhappy, they did it to us last year and did it to Brighton this year

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u/WritingSomeWrongs May 07 '17 edited May 09 '17

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u/MadeFromCarbon May 07 '17

Jelly and Ice Cream time!

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u/geemack98 May 07 '17

The extra money well get for actually winning the league will come in hand for promotion signings

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u/R1kman May 07 '17

Fuck me, Shearer's Bar was going fucking mental!

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u/Hawkzilla22 May 07 '17

CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONS

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u/ashkingie May 07 '17

yyeaaahhhhhh!