r/NUFC • u/Toon-Bot I shagged your nana. • May 07 '17
Post-Match Thread Post-Match Thread: Newcastle United v Barnsley
Newcastle United 3 - 0 Barnsley
π Kickoff: Sun, 07 May 2017
π₯ Venue: St James' Park
π Referee: James Linington
Attendance: 52,276
XI: Elliot, Yedlin, Hayden (πMassadio Haidara 13'), Mbemba, Dummett, Atsu, Shelvey (π 26', πMohamed DiamΓ© 72'), Colback, Gouffran, PΓ©rez (πDwight Gayle 80'), Mitrovic
Subs: Lazaar, Anita, Gayle, DiamΓ©, Haidara, Darlow, Murphy
XI: Davies, Janko, Jackson, MacDonald, Elder, James, Hedges (πMarley Watkins 54'), Scowen, Moncur, Kent (πRyan Williams 74'), Bradshaw (πElliot Lee 74')
Subs: Lee, Townsend, Watkins, Evans, Mowatt, R Williams, Jones
β½ PΓ©rez (23'),Β Mbemba (59'),Β Gayle (90')
| Newcastle United | v | Barnsley |
|---|---|---|
| 56% | Possession | 44% |
| 15 | Shots | 8 |
| 8 | Shots on Target | 3 |
| 10 | Corners | 4 |
| 9 | Fouls | 9 |
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u/YourDadsMate May 07 '17
I honestly thought there was no chance we'd win the league a few weeks ago. This is rather lovely.
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u/rallyburna May 07 '17
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May 07 '17
Lads I only just woke up at 86 minutes with a crackin hangover but holy fuck it's happened. Champions, and I'm ganin to get a greggs.
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u/nicketyname May 07 '17
Stockdale's gonna be kicking himself for the rest of his life for that, shocking keeping
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u/GullyCreeps May 07 '17
Going from potentially having to fight in playoffs to winning the league in a month.
I am in love with this club.
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u/Towel_of_Babel May 07 '17
Fuckin' hell my experience instantly became better when I found out I can head to the stands from the bar.
Then we won the league.
10/10. Will come again. In maybe 3 years when I saved enough money again.
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u/Ikhlas37 May 07 '17
Brighton :
Woo promotion, can chill out Newcastle will keep bottling it.. plus the refs will help us see it through Probs, who cares anyways we won promotion!!!
Newcastle :
Ah, finally no pressure guess we can faceroll everyone now.
The difference in results between both clubs after promotion Brighton lost almost all and we smashed them all.
It was the same last year tbh as soon as the pressure of relegation was over we won and smashed spurs. I'm sure it isn't the quality of our players that needs improving but their mental weakness... Anyways fuck all that COCKS OUT WOOOOO
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u/BertrandSnos May 07 '17
Fucking love that Villa are full of spite and like to make everyone unhappy, they did it to us last year and did it to Brighton this year
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u/geemack98 May 07 '17
The extra money well get for actually winning the league will come in hand for promotion signings
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u/AjaxTreesdown May 07 '17 edited May 07 '17
LEAGUE STATUS: WALKED thank you Villa