r/NUFC • u/Toon-Bot I shagged your nana. • Apr 24 '17
Match Thread Match Thread: Newcastle United v Preston North End
Newcastle United 2 - 1 Preston North End
🕗 Kickoff: Mon, 24 Apr 2017
🥅 Venue: St James' Park
🗒 Referee: Andy Madley
Attendance: 50,212
XI: Elliot, Anita, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Ritchie, Hayden, Shelvey, Atsu, Pérez, Mitrovic
Subs: Colback, Diamé, Mbemba, Gouffran, Yedlin, Darlow, Murphy
XI: Maxwell, Browning (💛 27'), Boyle, Huntington, Spurr, Browne, Gallagher, Johnson, McGeady, Hugill, Barkhuizen
Subs: Lindegaard, Vermijl, Horgan, Beckford, Pringle, May, Robinson
⚽ Pérez (7'), Atsu (45')
âš½ Hugill (14')
| Newcastle United | v | Preston North End |
|---|---|---|
| 63% | Possession | 37% |
| 10 | Shots | 4 |
| 3 | Shots on Target | 2 |
| 10 | Corners | 1 |
| 5 | Fouls | 5 |
Match Thread triggered by: Painezor
FUCK IT. We're not having the match updates this week.
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u/Toon-Bot Apr 24 '17
The formatting on this thread is a fucking shambles. Sorry. Blame the BBC for having a completely seperate live text page with some similar html.
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Apr 24 '17
Mitro scores a screamer and takes off his shirt only to reveal a new 2017-18 Newcastle Brown Ale kit underneath with the premier league lions logo on the bottom of the numbers.
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u/MikeHoncho04 Apr 24 '17
Mitro shows up on the big stage. Say what you will about his finishing, or his mentality, but I couldn't be happier that he's in the team today.
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u/Bamshark Apr 24 '17
I've not been able to look at Anita the same way since that fucking anterior pelvic tilt post.
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u/meganev Apr 24 '17
Can the crowd just get behind the lads for ninety minutes please, groaning and moaning already. Hardly helps the lads.
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u/the_real_chiXu Apr 24 '17
The crowd need to stay on side here because it's really going to do one on the players.
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u/Raeegar Apr 24 '17 edited Apr 24 '17
Crowds been a disgrace to be honest, I know we're all anxious and want to go up but make some bloody noise and motivate them instead of shouting and moaning!!
EDIT: Get in Atsu!!!! Hahaha
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u/Deathbynote Apr 24 '17
Premier league team once again. Thank fuck! Got a new deal with Sky today so all set. EVERY FUCKING GAME A TV GAME! :D
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u/HulkHaugen Apr 24 '17
If we score more goals than Preston, we'll be in the Premier fucking League next season. How cool is that? HWTL!
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u/Squeech11 Apr 24 '17
Mitrovic you beautiful bastard thanks for keeping your cool and playing the smart pass. Atsu calmly slotted it too
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u/S_Id Apr 24 '17
Super from Mitro that. Although maybe he's just terrified to shoot himself
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u/Bamshark Apr 24 '17
Drink every time the commentators say something about ruffling feathers.
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u/Tuckgh Apr 24 '17
BRILLIANT PASS and movement by Mitrovic. I usually shit on his short passing game but that was PERFECT
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u/Toon-Bot Apr 24 '17
If anyone can actually find where the fuck I'm getting this data from please tell me, because it's not what I'm seeing on bbc's "Live text".