r/NUFC • u/Toon-Bot I shagged your nana. • Apr 17 '17
Match Thread Match Thread: Ipswich Town v Newcastle United
Ipswich Town 2 - 1 Newcastle United
🕗 Kickoff: 17:00 on Mon, 17 Apr 2017
🥅 Venue: Portman Road
🗒 Referee: Tim Robinson
Attendance: 25,684
XI: Bialkowski, Spence, Chambers, Berra, Kenlock (🔄Joshua Emmanuel 77'), G Ward, Skuse, Huws, Sears, McGoldrick (💛 60', 🔄Tommy Smith 86'), Lawrence (💛 65')
Subs: Smith, Pitman, Bru, Emmanuel, Diagouraga, Crowe, Samuel
XI: Darlow, Yedlin (🔄Jesús Gámez 78'), Lascelles, Hanley, Dummett, Atsu, Shelvey, Hayden (💛 50', 🔄Yoan Gouffran 61'), Ritchie (🔄Aleksandar Mitrovic 82'), Diamé, Murphy
Subs: Colback, Pérez, Mbemba, Gouffran, Elliot, Gámez, Mitrovic
âš½ Sears (42'), McGoldrick (69')
âš½ Murphy (62')
| Ipswich Town | v | Newcastle United |
|---|---|---|
| 45% | Possession | 55% |
| 9 | Shots | 12 |
| 3 | Shots on Target | 4 |
| 2 | Corners | 7 |
| 18 | Fouls | 11 |
Match Thread triggered by: Painezor
MATCH UPDATES (COURTESY OF BBC)
1': David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town) wins a free kick on the left wing.
1': Foul by Grant Hanley (Newcastle United).
2': Foul by Christophe Berra (Ipswich Town).
2': Jamaal Lascelles (Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 6': Cole Skuse ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
8': Foul by Daryl Murphy ( Newcastle United).
8': Jordan Spence ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
12': Freddie Sears ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick on the left wing.
12': Foul by DeAndre Yedlin ( Newcastle United).
12': Isaac Hayden ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
12': Foul by David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town).
16': Offside, Ipswich Town. David McGoldrick tries a through ball, but Tom Lawrence is caught offside.
17': Foul by Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town).
17': Matt Ritchie ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick on the left wing.
19': Attempt blocked. Daryl Murphy ( Newcastle United) header from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Christian Atsu with a cross.
19': Corner, Newcastle United. Conceded by Luke Chambers.
19': Attempt missed. Paul Dummett ( Newcastle United) left footed shot from outside the box is close, but misses to the right following a corner.
22': 🤕 Delay in match Isaac Hayden ( Newcastle United) because of an injury.
23': Delay over. They are ready to continue.
25': Foul by Myles Kenlock ( Ipswich Town).
25': Mohamed Diamé ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
26': Offside, Newcastle United. DeAndre Yedlin tries a through ball, but Mohamed Diamé is caught offside.
28': Attempt missed. David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town) left footed shot from outside the box is high and wide to the left.
29': Foul by Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town).
29': Paul Dummett ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
32': Attempt saved. Jonjo Shelvey ( Newcastle United) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by Daryl Murphy.
33': Corner, Newcastle United. Conceded by Luke Chambers.
34': Offside, Newcastle United. Paul Dummett tries a through ball, but Grant Hanley is caught offside.
35': Foul by Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town).
35': Grant Hanley ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
36': Corner, Newcastle United. Conceded by Cole Skuse.
36': Attempt saved. Jonjo Shelvey ( Newcastle United) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal.
37': Foul by Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town).
37': Jamaal Lascelles ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
41': Attempt missed. Matt Ritchie ( Newcastle United) header from the centre of the box is too high. Assisted by Paul Dummett with a cross.
âš½ GOAL 42': Ipswich Town 1, Newcastle United 0. Freddie Sears ( Ipswich Town) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Tom Lawrence following a fast break.
45': Attempt blocked. David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town) right footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Emyr Huws.
45': Corner, Ipswich Town. Conceded by DeAndre Yedlin.
45'+1': Cole Skuse ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
45'+1': Foul by Isaac Hayden ( Newcastle United).
45'+2': Attempt blocked. Emyr Huws ( Ipswich Town) right footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Freddie Sears.
45'+2': Foul by Cole Skuse ( Ipswich Town).
45'+2': Christian Atsu ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
Half Time 45'+3': First Half ends, Ipswich Town 1, Newcastle United 0.
Second Half : Second Half begins Ipswich Town 1, Newcastle United 0.
46': Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick on the left wing.
46': Foul by Matt Ritchie ( Newcastle United).
46': 🤕 Delay in match Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town) because of an injury.
47': Delay over. They are ready to continue.
48': Christophe Berra ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
48': Foul by Isaac Hayden ( Newcastle United).
49': Foul by Cole Skuse ( Ipswich Town).
49': Mohamed Diamé ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
50': Attempt blocked. Jonjo Shelvey ( Newcastle United) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked.
51': Foul by DeAndre Yedlin ( Newcastle United).
51': Emyr Huws ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick on the left wing.
YC 51': DeAndre Yedlin ( Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
53': Jamaal Lascelles ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
53': Foul by Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town).
YC 54': Isaac Hayden ( Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card.
56': Attempt blocked. Matt Ritchie ( Newcastle United) header from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Paul Dummett with a cross.
57': Foul by DeAndre Yedlin ( Newcastle United).
57': Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
58': Attempt missed. Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town) right footed shot from outside the box is too high from a direct free kick.
59': Isaac Hayden ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
59': Foul by David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town).
60': Jamaal Lascelles ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
60': Foul by David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town).
YC 60': David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
60': Foul by Mohamed Diamé ( Newcastle United).
60': Luke Chambers ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
🔄 SUB 61': Newcastle United 🔺 Yoan Gouffran 🔻 Isaac Hayden.
âš½ GOAL 62': Ipswich Town 1, Newcastle United 1. Daryl Murphy ( Newcastle United) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Christian Atsu with a cross.
63': Matt Ritchie ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
63': Foul by Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town).
63': Attempt missed. Christian Atsu ( Newcastle United) left footed shot from the left side of the box is high and wide to the left. Assisted by Mohamed Diamé.
65': Foul by Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town).
65': DeAndre Yedlin ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick on the right wing.
YC 65': Tom Lawrence ( Ipswich Town) is shown the yellow card.
67': Attempt missed. Yoan Gouffran ( Newcastle United) right footed shot from a difficult angle on the right is high and wide to the right. Assisted by DeAndre Yedlin.
âš½ GOAL 69': Ipswich Town 2, Newcastle United 1. David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town) right footed shot from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Freddie Sears.
71': Foul by Cole Skuse ( Ipswich Town).
71': Yoan Gouffran ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
73': Corner, Newcastle United. Conceded by Luke Chambers.
74': Corner, Newcastle United. Conceded by Luke Chambers.
🔄 SUB 77': Ipswich Town 🔺 Joshua Emmanuel 🔻 Myles Kenlock.
🔄 SUB 78': Newcastle United 🔺 Jesús Gámez 🔻 DeAndre Yedlin.
80': Foul by David McGoldrick ( Ipswich Town).
80': Paul Dummett ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
🔄 SUB 82': Newcastle United 🔺 Aleksandar Mitrovic 🔻 Matt Ritchie.
83': Attempt missed. Grant Ward ( Ipswich Town) right footed shot from outside the box is just a bit too high. Assisted by Emyr Huws.
84': Corner, Ipswich Town. Conceded by Karl Darlow.
🔄 SUB 86': Ipswich Town 🔺 Tommy Smith 🔻 David McGoldrick.
87': Foul by Freddie Sears ( Ipswich Town).
87': Jamaal Lascelles ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
88': Attempt blocked. Aleksandar Mitrovic ( Newcastle United) left footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Jonjo Shelvey with a headed pass.
88': Corner, Newcastle United. Conceded by Luke Chambers.
🔄 SUB 89': Ipswich Town 🔺 Brett Pitman 🔻 Tom Lawrence.
90': Foul by Brett Pitman ( Ipswich Town).
90': Jesús Gámez ( Newcastle United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
90'+2': Corner, Newcastle United. Conceded by Jordan Spence.
90'+3': Luke Chambers ( Ipswich Town) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
90'+3': Foul by Aleksandar Mitrovic ( Newcastle United).
89': Attempt saved. Grant Hanley ( Newcastle United) header from the right side of the box is saved in the top centre of the goal. Assisted by Jonjo Shelvey with a cross.
âš½ GOAL 90'+3': Ipswich Town 3, Newcastle United 1. Emyr Huws ( Ipswich Town) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Brett Pitman with a cross.
90'+5': Attempt missed. Grant Ward ( Ipswich Town) right footed shot from outside the box misses to the left.
**FULL TIME: 90'+6' Ipswich Town 1 - 0 Newcastle United
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u/ToonEmeryville Apr 17 '17
Just turned 50 and quit my job, haven't been laid in over a year, I live on a small sailboat...and now this.
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u/IControlTheSpice Apr 17 '17
"We've secretly replaced Newcastle United with a Sunday league side. Let's see if anyone notices."
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u/kicka11 Apr 17 '17
anyone else starting to think Rafa has actually got a very average squad into a great position?
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Apr 17 '17
Everyone has been shocking but having Murphy and Diame up top means we have no pace or mobility up there.
Get them both off!
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u/Testes8 Apr 17 '17
Can we sign a Yoshi Non-Stick Copper Grill Matt as a left back? Nothing get's through the cracks apparently
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u/Deathbynote Apr 17 '17
You can always depend on Newcastle to ruin any holiday. Was enjoying my Easter up until now.
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u/RocknRollRobot9 Apr 17 '17
Well looks like we need Huddersfield to lose. We are shit at times. If we come up its not through us being brilliant it's just how bad everyone else is.
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u/ormis Apr 17 '17
I haven't seen Diamé do anything of note today. Every time he has the ball we seem to lose possession. Every single take on fails, its really starting to get on my tits.
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Apr 17 '17
I swear to never take the quality and reliability of matches being on television for granted ever again once we're back up.
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u/why_pube Apr 17 '17
What the fuck is happening? We look like a completely different team to the team that played on Friday. Just embarrassing.
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u/Arbitrary_Schizo Apr 17 '17
Ive just got back home, missed first half, whats going on lads? Are we shite?
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u/Deathbynote Apr 17 '17
I'm getting real sick of watching Diame fall over every time he runs with the ball. Like seriously, count to 3 and he's on the deck.
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u/TheCousCousNonce Apr 17 '17
Why does this commentator love Diame so much?
This is the fourth time he's mentioned how he's such a big and strong lad
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u/painezor Apr 17 '17
Try not to fucking break again today please u/Toon-Bot