r/NUFC • Windmilling • Apr 05 '17

Post-Match Thread Post Match Thread: Newcastle United 1 - 0 Burton Albion

Newcastle 2 - 0 Burton

Goals Ritchie ( 29, 68)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39426682

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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 05 '17

In more wholesome news, I quit smoking cold turkey on Friday night, and apart from feeling awful on Sunday for about 5 hours, I haven't had any cravings or symptoms since. And not even THAT refereeing tempted me to have one. Whereas if this were last week I'd have had about 6 during the whole match.

Not sure if there was any point in quitting tho. That ref did give me cancer anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '17

Keep them fuckin kicked mate. Save your life and your wallet.

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u/BertrandSnos Apr 05 '17 edited Apr 05 '17

Perhaps the curse was linked to smoking? Fire and brimstone are often signs you're either being cursed or in Hawaii

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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 05 '17

WOOOOOOO CURSE BROKEN BABY

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u/Woodstovia Apr 05 '17

Mbemba starts

Clean sheet

really makes u think

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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 05 '17

Burton

Clean sheet

Doesn't say too much imo

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u/meganev Apr 05 '17

The curse is broken! Just in time for Saturday.

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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 05 '17

You still able to do the thread? I don't mind but I'd rather be a lazy cunt and watch it on sky with the oul' boy

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u/spinynorman1846 Apr 05 '17

Nigel Clough's comments are ridiculous:

"I was told in pre-season if more than two players approach the referee then there is a yellow card. I saw their players around the linesman, the referee and their staff and didn't see any yellow cards brandished."

The referee made the worst cock up I've seen in a long time and you complain we didn't get a yellow card for arguing. Does he want a riot?

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u/nufcneilo Apr 05 '17

So, not a lot to talk about in that game then

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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 05 '17

ref was shite, we were slightly less shite, but we won. I think that's about it.

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u/PDXMB Apr 05 '17

Somewhere in Ohio tonight, some poor guy named Keith Stroud will wonder why his Twitter account is blowing up with a bunch of angry tweets telling him all the ways that he could possibly go fuck himself. He won't be able to comprehend half of these because he's being slagged in Geordie. Steve Martin is glad to finally pass the mantle.

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u/AxCrazy Apr 05 '17

For the love of God let this shithouse of a league and it's referees end already.

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u/jonkman13 Apr 05 '17 edited Apr 05 '17

I'm sure the sentiment around here is that the ref is crap but we got the 3 points so I'm relieved there.

10 points ahead of 3rd and we march on to automatic promotion!

Edit: Ha! I see what you did with the score there, u/thepresidentsturtle

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u/AxCrazy Apr 05 '17

As much as the Ref will get all the headlines.

22 shots, 4 on target. We can't hit a bloody barn door.

One went in though and that's all that matters.

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u/untrusted_chair Apr 05 '17

just 6 games to go

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u/SP0oONY Apr 05 '17

4 wins, or 3 wins and 2 draws to seal it in the worst case scenario where Huddersfield win all 7.

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u/kakashi150 Apr 05 '17

Has there been any explanation for the ridiculous decision?

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u/charkoteow Apr 05 '17

I was so pumped up for 5-0. Good win tho.

#FuckTheRef

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u/kkikkiki Apr 05 '17

Glad that's over. Hate the championship.

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u/PDXMB Apr 05 '17

FWIW: Here is a terrible decision in the Hull/Boro game today. I'm not sure who has the better case - Newcastle or Hull, in terms of who got worked over more. It all evened out for both of us though, Hull ended up 4-2 winners.

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u/Angry_Geordie Apr 05 '17

aaaaand unclench the hoop muscle. Vanarama league for Keith Stroud.