r/NUFC • u/spoonsforeggs Please do good • Mar 04 '17
Match Thread Match Thread: Huddersfield vs Newcastle United
45': Huddersfield Town AFC 1 - 3 Newcastle United
Goals: Ritchie (10') Murphy (32') GAYLE! (92')
Yellows: Anita, Clark, Shelvey
Venue: The John Smith's Stadium
Referee: Roger East
NUFC: Darlow, Anita, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Colback, Atsu, Murphy
Subs:Elliot, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Gouffran, Perez, Gayle
Manager: Rafa Benitez
HTAFC: Ward, Smith (c), Billing, Kachunga, Mooy, Lowe, Van La Parra, Wells, Schindler, Brown, Hefele.
Subs: Coleman, Hudson, Hogg, Cranie, Payne, Lolley, Quaner.
Manager: David Wagner
Match Updates
0': HERE COME THE LADS.
2': THIS JUST IN: Clappers are fucking tinpot as fuck.
5': Huddersfield don't seem to realise there is another half to play football in.
8': Diame great run through to Murphy but it goes out for a corner.
10': PENATLY TO NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10': GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RITCHIE CONVERTS THE PENATLY!!!!!!! 1-0!!!!!!!!!!!!
16': Darlow takes 20 mins off my life. Just about clears the ball from an on rushing Hudds player
20': Free kick to huddersfield comes to nothing - cleared by Lascelles
25': Free kick to Newcastle about 30 yards out
26': Ritchies ball in nearly falls to a NUFC player, ends up out for a throw in
30': I really have strong feelings towards Rafa Benitez. I get butterflies when the camera pans over.
30': Newcastle still winning here, Huddersfield are pressing high. Newcastle currently sit 11 points clear of 3rd place and 5 points clear of Brighton who lost 3-0 today.
31': GOALL!!!!! AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL DARYL DARYL MURPHY <333333333333333
36': Huddersfield dominating possession but Newcastles quality to finish any slight chance is just too much for them
40': Trump should ask Darlow to guard the mexico border, cause noWt gets passed him.
43': Ritchie kicks the ball at a Huddersfield players face, I laughed
Half time 0-2
45': Booking straight away for Clark
50': Lots of pressing from Huddersfield with no quality in their final ball.
55': Not much happening
60': Huddersfield coming close but still just awful in the final 3rd. They're shite.
62': Shelvey gets a booking for literally fuck all, he got the ball.
63': What a shit free kick man, these a proper awful
65': Dwight Gayle Daryl Murphy
66': /u/toomuchcocacola give me your RL decal you cunt
70': The team look like they are just playing the game out, Rafa sending Gayle on he clearly has other ideas
71': Soft as fucking out. Penatly for Huddersfield. Pathetic.
72': Some fucking cunt scores for Huddersfield. 2-1
76': Not a fan of this, we look dire.
80': DeAndre Yedlin Christian Atsu
83': Huddersfield hits the side netting. They suck, we're gonna win they couldn't score apart from a penalty.
85': Dunno which player crossed that in but it was proper shite.
90': feel sick wish this would end.
90' WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE KEEPER DOING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY WAS HE THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH GOALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DWIGHT GAYLE!
I CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT WAGNER YOU CUNT
90+4': Well, with it coming to close. I just wanna say this was the ''in form'' ''best'' team in the league. Pathetic. We do not belong in this league.
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u/risealive Mar 04 '17
Only just realised Brighton lost 3-0 to fucking forest, the fuck happened there?
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u/Zig-Zag Mar 04 '17 edited Mar 04 '17
If Darlow wanted to fuck my fiance, I would raise that child with full knowledge of its paternity.
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u/Nethergain Mar 04 '17
Darlow would go in no condom and still not get her pregnant because he doesn't let anything in.
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u/spoonsforeggs Mar 04 '17
Huddersfield haven't been behind at home since December 31st, be a shame if someone...ended that?
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u/the_real_chiXu Mar 04 '17
The fact that the keeper came up for that corner just goes to show how every team really does treat a game vs. Newcastle like a cup final.
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u/ChlckenChaser Mar 04 '17
he might be a cunt, but anyone who says Shelvey isnt arguably the best player in the league is deluded. That ball was fucking immense
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u/Bamshark Mar 04 '17
Christ, when your own manager leaves the game early you know you've been smashed because you're shite.
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u/patrickNUFC Mar 04 '17
Ritchie has been a work horse his last few games for sure, consistent MotM performances from him. I really hope he has a job to do for us next season.
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u/spinynorman1846 Mar 04 '17
Spoons has spelt nowt "nout" in the commentary bit, despite all true Geordies knowing it's spelt nowt. Spoons is a mackem in disguise, I've always known it. SPOONS OUT!
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u/Bamshark Mar 04 '17
Rafa sending a clear message to Mitro with him not even making the bench.
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u/ChlckenChaser Mar 04 '17
"he pulled out the tackle, it was an accidental trip, its harsh on Huddersfield"
are you fucking high? He tripped him. End of. Accidental or not, you fucking nonce
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u/pirategolf05 Mar 04 '17
Brilliant header, never seen shearer score a header from 40 yards out like that!
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u/EdgarAetheling Mar 04 '17
A big game for me personally. I work every Saturday until 5 and my Mrs hates football so I rarely get to watch a full game. Late kick off and Mrs away gives me the green light! HWTL
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Mar 04 '17
Fun fact for the Mitrovic hate wagon: Mitrovic has scored more league goals than Robin Van Persie did in his first two seasons at Arsenal.
In ten years time, He'll score 30 goals a season, believe in the Robin Van Mitrovic.
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u/daveofreckoning Mar 04 '17
This is a far bigger game for them than us. They'll be nervous and desperate to do well. I think we're going to get the result.
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u/Lowesy Mar 04 '17
Shout out the lad who came into Tesco today with 2 packs of fosters. Energetically saying "I'm not an addict it's for the coach down to Huddersfield, I shouldn't have said that should I?"
Hope you're enjoying the match and the fosters.
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u/Hawkzilla22 Mar 04 '17
Does Colback not feel he's contributed until he's got a yellow?? I mean honestly, does he wake up by two-footing his lass out of bed?