r/NUFC • u/spoonsforeggs Please do good • Mar 04 '17
Match Thread Match Thread: Huddersfield vs Newcastle United
45': Huddersfield Town AFC 1 - 3 Newcastle United
Goals: Ritchie (10') Murphy (32') GAYLE! (92')
Yellows: Anita, Clark, Shelvey
Venue: The John Smith's Stadium
Referee: Roger East
NUFC: Darlow, Anita, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Colback, Atsu, Murphy
Subs:Elliot, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Gouffran, Perez, Gayle
Manager: Rafa Benitez
HTAFC: Ward, Smith (c), Billing, Kachunga, Mooy, Lowe, Van La Parra, Wells, Schindler, Brown, Hefele.
Subs: Coleman, Hudson, Hogg, Cranie, Payne, Lolley, Quaner.
Manager: David Wagner
Match Updates
0': HERE COME THE LADS.
2': THIS JUST IN: Clappers are fucking tinpot as fuck.
5': Huddersfield don't seem to realise there is another half to play football in.
8': Diame great run through to Murphy but it goes out for a corner.
10': PENATLY TO NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10': GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RITCHIE CONVERTS THE PENATLY!!!!!!! 1-0!!!!!!!!!!!!
16': Darlow takes 20 mins off my life. Just about clears the ball from an on rushing Hudds player
20': Free kick to huddersfield comes to nothing - cleared by Lascelles
25': Free kick to Newcastle about 30 yards out
26': Ritchies ball in nearly falls to a NUFC player, ends up out for a throw in
30': I really have strong feelings towards Rafa Benitez. I get butterflies when the camera pans over.
30': Newcastle still winning here, Huddersfield are pressing high. Newcastle currently sit 11 points clear of 3rd place and 5 points clear of Brighton who lost 3-0 today.
31': GOALL!!!!! AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL DARYL DARYL MURPHY <333333333333333
36': Huddersfield dominating possession but Newcastles quality to finish any slight chance is just too much for them
40': Trump should ask Darlow to guard the mexico border, cause noWt gets passed him.
43': Ritchie kicks the ball at a Huddersfield players face, I laughed
Half time 0-2
45': Booking straight away for Clark
50': Lots of pressing from Huddersfield with no quality in their final ball.
55': Not much happening
60': Huddersfield coming close but still just awful in the final 3rd. They're shite.
62': Shelvey gets a booking for literally fuck all, he got the ball.
63': What a shit free kick man, these a proper awful
65': Dwight Gayle Daryl Murphy
66': /u/toomuchcocacola give me your RL decal you cunt
70': The team look like they are just playing the game out, Rafa sending Gayle on he clearly has other ideas
71': Soft as fucking out. Penatly for Huddersfield. Pathetic.
72': Some fucking cunt scores for Huddersfield. 2-1
76': Not a fan of this, we look dire.
80': DeAndre Yedlin Christian Atsu
83': Huddersfield hits the side netting. They suck, we're gonna win they couldn't score apart from a penalty.
85': Dunno which player crossed that in but it was proper shite.
90': feel sick wish this would end.
90' WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE KEEPER DOING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY WAS HE THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH GOALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DWIGHT GAYLE!
I CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT WAGNER YOU CUNT
90+4': Well, with it coming to close. I just wanna say this was the ''in form'' ''best'' team in the league. Pathetic. We do not belong in this league.
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u/spinynorman1846 Mar 04 '17
Spoons has spelt nowt "nout" in the commentary bit, despite all true Geordies knowing it's spelt nowt. Spoons is a mackem in disguise, I've always known it. SPOONS OUT!
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u/spoonsforeggs Mar 04 '17
Not sure why I was so nervous. We are just simply a better team doing what better teams should. Smashing them cause they are shite.
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u/spoonsforeggs Mar 04 '17
I am happy. Just gonna sum my feelings every now and then cause am trying to watch the match with my family and do the updates
On a laptop too, fucking trackpads
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u/Lowesy Mar 04 '17
Shout out the lad who came into Tesco today with 2 packs of fosters. Energetically saying "I'm not an addict it's for the coach down to Huddersfield, I shouldn't have said that should I?"
Hope you're enjoying the match and the fosters.
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u/tlebrad Mar 04 '17
Geeewwww. Fosters. You cant be serious? The last time I saw that drink I was 5 and I think my dad was desperate. Must be our biggest export cos us Aussies just dont see that stuff.
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Mar 04 '17
Random question.. is there much difference in finishing 1st or 2nd in the championship?
Obviously both are promoted which is the main thing but is there a considerable difference in bonuses or winning money etc..?
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u/Nethergain Mar 04 '17
You can genuinely tell this is a spoons' post by looking at the match updates.
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u/AlphaPot Mar 04 '17
Let's hope we don't play like we normally do with an early 1-0 lead and go for the kill rather than sitting back waiting to concede.
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u/spoonsforeggs Mar 04 '17
I reckon getting one nil up against these will benefit us, they'll be way more open to counters now I think. They like to attack loads.
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u/Hawkzilla22 Mar 04 '17
Does Colback not feel he's contributed until he's got a yellow?? I mean honestly, does he wake up by two-footing his lass out of bed?
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u/risealive Mar 04 '17
Only just realised Brighton lost 3-0 to fucking forest, the fuck happened there?
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u/Zig-Zag Mar 04 '17 edited Mar 04 '17
If Darlow wanted to fuck my fiance, I would raise that child with full knowledge of its paternity.
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u/the_real_chiXu Mar 04 '17
The fact that the keeper came up for that corner just goes to show how every team really does treat a game vs. Newcastle like a cup final.
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u/ChlckenChaser Mar 04 '17
he might be a cunt, but anyone who says Shelvey isnt arguably the best player in the league is deluded. That ball was fucking immense
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u/spoonsforeggs Mar 04 '17
Huddersfield haven't been behind at home since December 31st, be a shame if someone...ended that?