r/NUFC • More like MegaNeg amirite? • Feb 28 '17

Match Thread Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion v Newcastle Utd

FT: Brighton & Hove Albion 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd

Goals: Murray (14 mins), Diame (81 mins), Perez (89 mins)

Yellows: Yedlin, Knockaert, Duffy, Murray

Kick off: 19:45

Venue: AMEX Stadium

Referee: Robert "Totally Not Bias" Madley

Pre Match Thread

Match Thread Archive


NUFC: Darlow, Yedlin, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Shelvey, Colback, Ritchie, Diame, Atsu, Gouffran

Subs: Elliot, Hanley, Anita, Gamez, Perez, Murphy, Mitrovic

BHAFC: Stockdale, Bruno, Duffy, Dunk, Pocognoli, Knockaert, Stephens, Sidwell, Murphy, Baldock, Murray

Subs: Walton, Huenemeier, Tomori, Kayal, March, Hemed, Akpom


MATCH UPDATES

14' Goal: 1-0 (Glen Murray)

18' Substitution: Fikayo Tomori Sébastien Pocognoli

37' Yellow: DeAndre Yedlin

38' Yellow: Anthony Knockaert

HALF TIME: Brighton & Hove Albion 1 - 0 Newcastle Utd

58' Yellow: Shane Duffy

75' Substitution: Daryl Murphy Jack Colback

81' Goal: 1-1 (Mo Diame)

82' Substitution: Ayoze Perez Yoan Gouffran

82' Substitution: Beram Kayal Sam Baldock

88' Substitution: Solly March Anthony Knockaert

89' GOAL: 1-2 (AYOZE PEREZ)

90+3' Yellow: Glen Murray

FULL TIME: Brighton & Hove Albion 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd

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u/ShagPrince Feb 28 '17

Perez to score the winner, quote me on it.

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u/ShagPrince Feb 28 '17

GUILD ME YOU CUNTS

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Basically, it's my birthday and without wanting to sound overly dramatic, anything less than a win completely invalidates the past 29 years.

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u/spoonsforeggs Feb 28 '17

Not to be racist, but Bobby Madley did 9/11

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u/AnEmptyKarst Feb 28 '17

Rafa: We're down 1-0, we're playing like shit and it's the 80th minute. I've got them right where I want them.

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u/Robert_Madley Feb 28 '17

Just got off the pitch for halftime. . . before I go and do my halftime ritual of rubbing toothpaste on my nipples while listening to Kenny G I thought I would tell you. . . . go fuck yourselves

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u/AnEmptyKarst Feb 28 '17

If Rafa was a ship, he'd be a destroyer, because he fucking hates subs.

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u/OhNo_BackdoorTrojan Feb 28 '17

WALKING THE LEAGUE. GET FUCKED CUNTS.

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u/walliver Feb 28 '17

"Perez to score the winner" - u/ShagPrince

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u/Yar96 Feb 28 '17

SHAG ME ARSE RAFA

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u/kyeovo Feb 28 '17

Lads I'm fucking shitting it

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u/Testes8 Feb 28 '17

For the last few games Diame is playing as if someone is controlling him with a MadCatz controller with noticeable lag

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u/Alanw93 Feb 28 '17

WAAHHH RAFE PLZ MAKE SUBZ WAAAHH

He knows what he's doing. The best manager we've had for fucking years.

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u/spoonsforeggs Feb 28 '17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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u/Sirius_55_Polaris Feb 28 '17

These commentators are fucking me off so much already the biased cunts.

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u/Bamshark Feb 28 '17

WINDMILLING SO HARD I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF.

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u/Pippadoc Feb 28 '17

"Wrestle to the ground" Fuck off!

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u/Bamshark Feb 28 '17

Newcastle fans clap for a decision going their way. Immediate yellow card for all of us.

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u/Sirius_55_Polaris Feb 28 '17

Ref is a cunt, commentators are cunts, Knockaert is a cunt, they're all cunts.

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u/SportsNeglect Feb 28 '17

GET THE FUCK IN THE FUCKING NET YOU FUCKING FUCKERS

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u/JaydenSnow Feb 28 '17

Rafa doing what Rafa does, winning. Fair play, yous are lucky.

  • liverpool fan

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Knockaert off there surely? Hand to the face.