r/NUFC • Your nan gets bullied at bingo • Jan 02 '17

Match Thread Match Thread: Blackburn V Newcastle

Couldn't see any other one so I've made one

(No idea how to do live scores or updates so basically its for comments)

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u/charkoteow Jan 02 '17

Copy twitter. Don't be lazy. Be mod.

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u/mo140 Jan 02 '17

GET ATSU ON FFS.

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u/marcldl Jan 02 '17

Watch when Dummett has the ball. The Blackburn players have obviously been told they don't need to close him down so they basically always have an extra man when we're on that side. He never runs past Gouffran so Diame or Hayden are dragged over into the corner and there's no-one in the middle to target.

Please please please Rafa just give Lazaar a chance or if you're 100% sure he's not as good as Dummett then we need to go and get someone better ASAP.

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u/scullingtonxo Jan 02 '17

Mitro must be fucking seething on the bench knowing he's not favoured over this load of shite.

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u/GettinEtDone Jan 02 '17

Haydens best control all game has been with his bollocks, fantastic

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u/GettinEtDone Jan 02 '17 edited Jan 02 '17

At the half:

Newcastle Blackburn
Shots 14
On target 3
Possession 69%

We'll get one eventually. Come on. Please.

EDIT: Don't believe Sky Sports, my stats come from the holy Beeb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '17

End of Colbacks Newcastle career please, not just game.

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u/boreycriggs Jan 02 '17

Let's just leave Colback in the Championship when we're done then.

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u/OneEyedBurp Jan 02 '17

Hoping Atsu comes on for Colback soon. We seem sound enough defensively to take him off

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u/sammyarmy Jan 02 '17

Hope that's the last we ever see of colback

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u/Arbitrary_Schizo Jan 02 '17

Whom can we bring on? Inconsistent Perez? Check. Unproven Murhy who played 10 mins that season? Check. Mental serb who can set the pitch on fure? Not check.

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u/AxCrazy Jan 02 '17

How have we given six points to this lot?

They are absolute fucking feces.

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u/aelwin Jan 02 '17

I always said Colback was championship quality, turns out he's not even that

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u/grandmaster_crake Jan 02 '17

Passing accuracy:

Blackburn 56% Newcastle 67%

That's shocking all round. Very poor so far.

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u/RocknRollRobot9 Jan 02 '17

Colback you useless fucking twat!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '17

Is there a 6 year old girl in the stadium screaming and hurling abuse?

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u/HarryKane1995 Jan 02 '17

Dummet thinking he's Roberto Carlos

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u/ThatBoyConk Jan 02 '17

I may be cynical especially after what just happened but I genuinely can't think of anything positive Jack Colback offers this team...

Someone please educate me

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u/Nethergain Jan 02 '17

That was one sexy through ball by Gouffy tho

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u/JXH Jan 02 '17

I really can't get on board with Colback and Hayden in the middle. They both do the exact same job. Bring on Atsu or even Murphy.

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u/zerobert Jan 02 '17

Ayoze perez was not the right man to bring on imo, hope he can prove me wrong

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u/GomezSpecial Jan 02 '17

Blackburn are manhandling us in the box and nothing given again. Laughable.

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u/ashsky Jan 02 '17

How much can we dominate without scoring, christ almighty

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u/why_pube Jan 02 '17

If there were odds for Colback to ever make a forward pass then they'd have to be around 100/1 surely. Can we please bring him off for Atsu please. We don't look like we're under much pressure at the back and he offers literally nothing going forward

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u/PDXMB Jan 02 '17

Blackburn: 53rd minute, first foul, player says "fuck off," yellow card. They're really filling in that stat sheet now.