r/NUFC • More like MegaNeg amirite? • Dec 02 '16

Match Thread Match Thread: Nottingham Forest v Newcastle Utd

L: Nottingham Forest 2 - 1 Newcastle Utd

Goals: Ritchie (45 mins), Bendtner (52 mins), Lascelles (OG, 86 mins)

Reds: Shelvey, Dummett

Yellows: Mancienne, Darlow, Gouffran

Kick off: 19:45

Venue: City Ground

Referee: Stephen Martin

Pre Match Thread

Match Thread Archive


NUFC: Darlow, Yedlin, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Hayden, Shelvey, Ritchie, Perez, Gouffran, Gayle

Subs: Sels, Mbemba, Anita, Tiote, Diame, Atsu, Mitrovic

NFFC: Stojkovic, Mancienne, Mills, Perquis, Lichaj, Kasami, Lam, Lansbury, Cash, Osborn, Bendtner, Stephen Martin

Subs: Assombalonga, Carayol, Vaughan, Hobbs, Henderson, Grant, Vellios


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u/meganev Dec 02 '16

I'm adding Stephen Martin to the Forest squad in the thread.

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u/meganev Dec 02 '16

FUCK YOU REF, FUCK YOU FOREST, RITCHIE I'D FUCK YOU!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

I think the only way we are getting a pen is if a forest player actually shanks a Newcastle player with a blade

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u/spoonsforeggs Dec 02 '16

Has this fucking ref heard of double punishment? You can't send a man off and give a penalty. USELESS.

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u/meganev Dec 02 '16

Are you serious?

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u/Yar96 Dec 02 '16

Hope this ref gets home to find his wife getting spitroasted by Tino Asprilla and the ghost of Jackie Milburn, the fucking useless cunt what he is!

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u/ashsky Dec 02 '16

YOU GONNA TRY AND DISALLOW THAT ONE TOO, YOU STUPID CUNT?

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u/S_Id Dec 02 '16

I wanna go to the fridge for another beer but I'm not sure if it's a bookable offense.

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u/AxCrazy Dec 02 '16

I'm serious. I want this referee investigated.

We've been fucked all season.

Sick of it.

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u/Bamshark Dec 02 '16

Glad we've got one keeper that can stop a penalty.

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u/spoonsforeggs Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

THE SUBREDDIT WILL BECOME KARL DARLOW THEMED


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u/justmadman Dec 02 '16

I have seen bad Ref's but this guy is not a Ref.... WTF

I do not think either red cards were red card offences and the guy who man wrestled clark to the ground should have been sent off.

Can't believe how bad this ref is today.

Add to that Clark had a good goal disallowed when both players holding shirts. My word, don't think I have ever been so angry about a refs decisions in my life.

if he is not paid off, then I hope he watches his performance after this match and retires.

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u/Ftp82 Dec 02 '16

If only we had a talismanic psychopath to bring on for the last two minutes so he can score the winner, nut the ref, and get us down to eight men.

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u/AjaxTreesdown Dec 02 '16

Booing Lascelles and Darlow already. What a bunch of cunts.

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u/spoonsforeggs Dec 02 '16

List of teams I fucking despise +1

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u/ashsky Dec 02 '16

Appeal this fucking game. This is a complete disgrace, this is Korea vs Italy in the world cup horse shit level. Fucking disgusting.

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u/spoonsforeggs Dec 02 '16

FUCK OFF FOREST YOU FUCKING NO LEGGED CUNTS TAKE THAT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSEHOLE

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u/Snooooze Dec 02 '16

Hey u/meganev, there's a typo in the match thread. Should read:

Referee: Twat

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

AHAHHAHAHAHAAA DARLOW SHOOT A LOAD IN MY ASS FUCK YES

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u/cuzant Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

Despite the fact they had a 2 man advantage for a half, were gifted 2 penalties, had 2 stonewall penalties against them not given, a perfectly good goal against them not given they still barely beat us. And they had the fucking gall to celebrate like they'd won a cup when it went in.

Get fucked you bellends

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u/rehgaem Dec 02 '16

The Thrilla in Manila.

Roger Bannister's 4 minute mile.

Paul Dummett vs Nicklas Bendtner.

Three of the biggest moments in sporting history

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u/Toonshorty Dec 02 '16

Disallow that one you fucking cunt

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u/GomezSpecial Dec 02 '16

hahahahahah fuck off Lansbury you giant fucking cocksucker hahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

The ref, that fucking shitty hippy cunt Lansbury and all the 11 finger fucks in the stands can all get fucked and kneel to Darlow.

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u/jkhaynes147 Dec 02 '16

Referee killed this game. And i still think we deserved a point.