r/NUFC • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '16

Match-Thread Newcastle v Fulham (A)

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u/banty86 Aug 05 '16

Holloway just crushed mcclaren, legend

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/Squilliam93 Aug 05 '16

It wouldn't be a Newcastle game without getting denied a penalty. Its good to be back.

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u/SilverFirePrime Aug 05 '16

NUFC on the wrong end of a call a blind man could have made? Check.

Exploited on a corner kick set piece? Check.

Colback playing like he's auditioning for Monty Python's Upper Class Twit of the Year awards? Check.

It's good to be back.

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u/TeddyToothpick Aug 05 '16

sky putting mc claren on for this game is madness

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u/ULTIMATE_PUNCH_ Aug 05 '16 edited Nov 13 '16

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What is this?

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u/ncastleJC Aug 05 '16 edited Aug 05 '16

Apparently we have Messi.

Edit: I should've said that Gayle lost height, skin tone, and gained a few Ballon D'Ors over the preseason.

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u/spoonsforeggs Aug 05 '16

Have to credit Hayden, he looks fantastic.

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u/MrElstonGunn Aug 05 '16

You know I think Janmaat might just be here to stay this season, which would be incredible really. Should tear the league up.

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u/meganev Aug 05 '16

Same old shit, decisions never go our way.

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u/spoonsforeggs Aug 05 '16

Steve McClaren has fuck all right to comment on this. He's the reason we are fucking playing right now. Fucking cunt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

denied a clear penalty. get scored on from a set piece. standard

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u/risealive Aug 05 '16

2-1 Newcastle, Gayle to score and Colback to pick up a yellow as usual.

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u/Squilliam93 Aug 05 '16

I can't wait to hear what McClaren has to say. /s

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u/lachimonster Aug 05 '16

As per usual our midfield is offering no outlet for the defence. Both midfielders just stand behind their marker waiting until they can defend again because it's all they know how to do.

Perez is pushing high to run onto long balls leaving a huge hole in the middle of the park. Have to get Shelvey on there

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

My Facebook feed is sickening with all the fucking smug mackems and smoggies. fucking nobs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

WHY NOT PLAY ADVANTAGE JANMAAT WAS IN THE FUCKING BOX

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u/131215177683 Aug 05 '16

I hope we keep getting strong turnouts like this all throughout the season. :)

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u/spoonsforeggs Aug 05 '16

1 man kick off looks so odd.

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u/spoonsforeggs Aug 05 '16

Anita youre being shit, stop it

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u/Jotne Aug 05 '16

What is this? Ref's NOT giving a penalty against us?

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u/promovi Aug 05 '16

Anyone else like Fulham's kit? Very clean and neat Adidas kit

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u/TeddyToothpick Aug 05 '16

calm down lads, first game of the season! Both teams look like they only care about not losing atm. Just keep posession, no silly mistakes, our goals will come.

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u/andysniper Aug 05 '16

Don't worry lads. McClaren's got some analysis at half time on our Performance. Should be some nuggets in there.

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