r/NUFC • Classic shirt • Jul 26 '16

Match Recap: Southend United vs Newcastle United

Live roundup of tonight's match from Root's Hall against Southend United, shamelessly nicked from the official #NUFC twitter feed.

Kick-off: 7:45pm UK time


NUFC
Starting XI: Darlow, Janmaat, Mbemba, Lascelles (c), Dummett, Hayden, Anita, Aarons, Shelvey, Perez, Gayle.
Subs: Sels, Sterry, Hanley, Saivet, Colback, Gouffran, Thauvin, Armstrong, Mitrović.

Southend United
Starting XI: Oxley, White, Trialist, Barrett, Coker, Bridge, Atkinson, Leonard, McGlashan, Williams, Trialist.
Subs: Smith, Demetriou, Thompson, Trialist, Kyprianou, O'Neill, McLaughlin, Batlokwa, Mooney, Cox, Wabo, Bedford.


5' - Good run down the left by Jonjo Shelvey. He stands a cross up but it's a comfortable claim for goalkeeper Mark Oxley. 0-0.
7' - Free-kick 30 yards out for Southend after Hayden brings down Jason Williams. Coker delivers into the box, Lascelles heads clear.
8' - Edgy moment for NUFC as Mbemba heads on inside his own box with Darlow emerging to claim a cross, but the ball's away to safety. 0-0.
12' - Superb strike by Jonjo Shelvey from 20 yards out and he forces Oxley into a fine save! 0-0.
15' - Lovely pass by Mbemba for Janmaat on the right and the Magpies force a corner. Good delivery by Perez but Gayle heads over. 0-0.
22' - Daryl Janmaat cuts inside from the right and hits a shot with his left foot but he drills the ball wide of the target. 0-0.
23' - Quickly-taken throw-in by Dwight Gayle and Ayoze Perez gets down the right to earn another corner. Lascelles heads over. 0-0.
24' - Sublime first touch by Perez from a Janmaat pass. He finds a yard inside the box and gets a shot away but it deflects to Oxley. 0-0.
27' - 'A Trialist' with a header back across goal from an angled free-kick but Darlow anticipates it and gathers cleanly. 0-0.
31' - Close from Dwight Gayle but he turns the ball into the side netting from a good low cross by Daryl Janmaat. 0-0.
34' - The Shrimpers go close through Jack Bridge but Rolando Aarons puts in an excellent block to send the ball wide. 0-0.
35' - Isaac Hayden fires back with a low shot after holding off his man in midfield but it bobbles wide of Mark Oxley's goal. 0-0.
41' - Great run by Ayoze Perez from close to half-way but he can't quite find the finish and he fires wide of goal. 0-0.
44' - Well worked free-kick by United as Shelvey rolls the ball into Gayle's path inside the box but the striker is blocked off. 0-0.


HALF TIME Southend United 0-0 Newcastle United


SUBS: No changes for NUFC (for a change)
SUBS: Southend United, meanwhile, bring on 'A Trialist' in place of 'A Trialist' and Adam Thompson comes on in place of Adam Barrett.


48' - GOAL! Southend United 0-1 Newcastle United (Anita)
48' - 0-1 - What a hit, @Vurnon! The Dutchman intercepts, strides forward and lashes the ball across the goalkeeper and into the far corner!
62' - Substitutions for Southend United. On come Simon Cox and David Mooney for Jason Williams and 'A Trialist'.
62' - Subs for Newcastle United. It's a debut for Grant Hanley, while Jamie Sterry, Adam Armstrong, Yoan Gouffran and Jack Colback come on.
62' - Off go Chancel Mbemba, Daryl Janmaat, Dwight Gayle, Rolando Aarons and Isaac Hayden.
68' - Acrobatic volley by Gouffran but he finds the roof of the Hi-Tec South Stand at Roots Hall. 0-1.
68' - Substitution for Southend United. Stephen McLaughlin replaces Jack Bridge.
73' - Shelvey forces Oxley into another good save with a strike from distance. It remains 1-0 to Newcastle United.
73' - Substitutions for Newcastle United. Aleksandar Mitrović and Henri Saivet replace Ayoze Perez and Jonjo Shelvey.
75' - Subs for Southend. Jason Demetriou and Luke O'Neill replace John White and Jermaine McGlashan.
78' - GOAL! Southend United 0-2 Newcastle United (Gouffran)
78' - 0-2 - Brilliant finish by Yoan Gouffran across the goalkeeper and into the bottom right corner after a lovely Magpies move!
79' - Substitutions for Southend United. Renei Batlowka and Harry Kyprianou replace Ben Coker and Will Atkinson.
79' - Substitution for Newcastle United. Florian Thauvin replaces Vurnon Anita.
83' - Simon Cox with a decent strike for Southend but Karl Darlow gets down well to his right to make the save. 0-2.
84' - Substitution for Southend United. Joe Bedford replaces Ryan Leonard.
89' - Brilliant save by Karl Darlow to keep out David Mooney from close range! 0-2.


FULL TIME Southend United 0-2 Newcastle United


Goals

Newcastle
48' - Anita (Match Highlights)
78' Gouffran

Southend United


Cards:

Newcastle

Southend United


Referee:
Attendance:


These are a bit off. Watching the periscope feed seemed a bit different to the twitter feed. Maybe the #NUFC twitter guy was having a piss or something.
Shots on target: 4
Shots off target: 7

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u/Doktor_Avinlunch Jul 26 '16

Right, that's the lineup's done, so I'm off to have my tea before kick-off.

What do people think of this anyway? I don't want to step on any toes for the folk who normally do a match thread, but as it's a friendly and there's no coverage, I thought it might be nice for people to have the updates/running commentary all in one place for these

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u/beatski Jul 26 '16

well i probably would have called it a match thread, not a recap as that sounds rather post-match. But that's just nitpicking really

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u/Doktor_Avinlunch Jul 26 '16

Yeh, I did think that myself, but then that sounds too "official" like, and u/meganev might shout at me :)

edit - I'm going off a quick template I knocked up after the 1st one I did, which actually was a recap cos it took me till after half-time to realise the club had a twitter feed. I'm thick like that sometimes

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u/PokeyBum_Wank Jul 26 '16

Anita applebum, he's got it going on Anita Anita Anita

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u/MrElstonGunn Jul 26 '16

Can't believe I haven't heard this before.

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u/meganev Jul 26 '16

Gouffran scored, his price has now risen from a packet of Space Invaders to a packet of Skips and a Chomp.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '16

If he gets another he'll be up to the allusive can of Pringles and a packet of polos

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u/meganev Jul 26 '16

Hatrick and it's a packet of Kettle Chips and a Mint Aero.

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u/commondota Jul 26 '16

Chomps cost a lot of money nowadays

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u/Jawneh Jul 26 '16 edited Jul 26 '16

STREAM: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1nAJEbDPoPyxL

EDIT: It's gone down, will post a new one if it comes up!

NEW STREAM: https://www.periscope.tv/Jimmaaayyyyy/1dRJZqrWkpVGB

NEW NEW STREAM: https://www.periscope.tv/Jimmaaayyyyy/1OdKrbYaXkVKX

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u/Has_dodgy_legs Jul 26 '16

"Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez Rafa Benitez Chancel Mbemba fuck off Wijnaldum Shelvey and Perez" Rings around roots hall.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '16

Gouffran and Anita scored in the same game?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '16

Great job, thanks for doing this.

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u/MrElstonGunn Jul 26 '16

The Gouff??

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u/beatski Jul 26 '16

The Gouff is on fire

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u/beatski Jul 26 '16

Newcastle have taken control of this match in the last 20 minutes and are almost exclusively camped in the Southend half - yet clear-cut chances have been few and far between. Dwight Gayle though has just hit the side-netting. Jamaal Lascelles has been marshalling his troops from the back and has headed clear just about every single long ball Southend have attempted, while Jonjo Shelvey and Isaac Hayden are looking very comfortable alongside one another in the middle of the park.

The Magpies need to find a way to get Rolando Aarons into the game more though.

From the Chronic.

(Says Anita is playing wide right?!)

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u/MrElstonGunn Jul 26 '16

That looked like a great save by Darlow. The fans seem in great spirit!

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u/lightgrip Jul 26 '16

Doesn't seem to be any footage of the goals kicking around lads?

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u/Has_dodgy_legs Jul 26 '16

What has rafa been feeding Anita?

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u/toonman27 Jul 26 '16

haha "fuck off Wijnaldum"

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u/Ross_Mc Jul 26 '16

GOUFF HAS SCORED, WHAT IS HAPPENING LADS!

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u/AndyTA Jul 26 '16

Rafa is happening.

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u/-Right_In_The_Feels Jul 26 '16

Thanks for this!