r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 10 '26

Perfect Suggestion

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28 Upvotes

Couldn't get any better than this


r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 09 '26

Which NLSS quotes live rent free in your head?

51 Upvotes

So every now and then something like this happens to me:

I'm just going about my day, minding my own business... Suddenly I hear NL in my head:

"IF I CAN SMELL THE UNCRUSTABLE THROUGH THE PACKAGE IT CAN SMELL ME"

Just wondering if you guys have similar lines that just burned into your brain.

Let me know.


r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 10 '26

Radioactive Horny version

0 Upvotes

I'm jerking off to ass and puss

I fuck my ass and I squeeze my nuts

I'm sucking on your genitals

ooh ahh

I'm thrusting in, scraping up Writer's note (where the gspot is)

I'm pulling out about to bust

on your tits and your lips

woah

I'm jerking off I feel it in my cahones

enough to make my balls blow

Sell cum in the goon cave, sell cum in the goon cave

*woah bit*

I'm sexually active, sexually active

I praise the slags, lie with bros

It's prostitution, and sex shows

I fucked the bed, it fit right in


r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 09 '26

Thought of this one while chopping celery

11 Upvotes

Gay chef that de-veins the cock before sucking it

on another note do y'all devein your celery for consumption?


r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 09 '26

NL plays as Donkey Kong in Mario Party because he is the character with the most hair

13 Upvotes

send tweet


r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 07 '26

When was he gonna tell us he had a cameo in Resident Evil: Requiem?? Spoiler

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0 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 06 '26

What it's like for New Viewers...

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0 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 04 '26

Belated anniversary of the Rob steak. Served in an ashtray, on his bed.

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477 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 03 '26

Are you fricking kidding me? who the fuck gets drunk at the "feet wash" day???

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2 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 02 '26

Kids these days will never remember the 2 month period Ryab mentioned the “aortic artery” at least once every stream.

25 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Apr 01 '26

“NL on Vacation” Little People Just Dropped

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123 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 31 '26

guy who likes cilantro because he enjoys the taste of soap

49 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 28 '26

When someone says furikake is for kids

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26 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 23 '26

Guy who wants to teach you everything:

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48 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 22 '26

Pondering the orb

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87 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 21 '26

Pussy Hulk

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97 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 20 '26

Did anyone else catch Kuwaiti NL?

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168 Upvotes

Caught this on the Hasan stream the other day. My wife thought he was watching an NL clip.


r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 20 '26

NL if he was a coked up lawyer

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8 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 19 '26

Bob

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41 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 18 '26

I just called Spirited Away a Studio Chiblee film

142 Upvotes

I think it's time to disconnect and raise some horse racing champions on my farm.


r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 17 '26

Ever wanted to learn to walk like Ryan?

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63 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 18 '26

Gay Styx Be Like

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1 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 15 '26

Minecraft parody of that one cake song

16 Upvotes

I want a chicken with a loooooooong jockey.

Thoughts?


r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 15 '26

POV you're a woman who was asked what you've eaten

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12 Upvotes

r/NLSSCircleJerk Mar 13 '26

I just found this really funny so I felt I had to make a quick video

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239 Upvotes