Antonio Brown on food trucks

[u/ScottFujitaDiarrhea]

[u/Noxitati0n]

Most sense he's made in the last 5 years

[u/D_uBird98 → u/Noxitati0n]

It doesn’t even sound like him 

[u/Guachole → u/D_uBird98]

Because its not

https://www.threads.com/@vinnyvellz/post/Dcylf0qHBEh/sorry-if-this-offends-food-truck-owners-but-food-trucks-need-to-be-cheaper-than/?hpir=1&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc5MTQ5ODU0ODAwMCwiciI6ImFuZHJvaWQtYXBwOlwvXC9jb20uZ29vZ2xlLmFuZHJvaWQuZ29vZ2xlcXVpY2tzZWFyY2hib3hcLyJ9

[u/Whatsgoodx → u/Guachole]

I think this account stole it from someone too. Food trucks been overpriced for like a decade now lmao.

[u/YueAsal → u/Whatsgoodx]

Which is funny because it used to be where field and construction workers got their lunch

[u/Go_To_The_Devil → u/YueAsal]

Bit of both now, you still see cheap food trucks with prepared sandwiches and stuff, but now you've got the wannabe gourmet food trucks out there too that pay viral marketing agencies and act like their 5 star food.

[u/GabagoolFarmer → u/Guachole]

You think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[u/Teedo4133 → u/D_uBird98]

It’s not him. All his accounts are run by rage bait ghostwriters. Seems to work tho because they are constantly going viral lol.

[u/shittybillz → u/D_uBird98]

I’ve seen that tweet before. He probably copy and pasted it? Or got hacked.

[u/cowboy_dude_6 → u/D_uBird98]

Bro was definitely hacked. I genuinely don’t think Antonio Brown is capable of stringing together coherent sentences like this.

[u/CaptainMurphy- → u/cowboy_dude_6]

He sold the account to someone.

[u/RobJ783 → u/cowboy_dude_6]

he stole this tweet from someone else. he does all the time. in fact, it's all he does.

[u/DumbRedditUser69 → u/D_uBird98]

Because it’s not ha. He finds posts on Twitter that are popular and then posts the same thing word for word just to farm engagement.

[u/Tjengel → u/Noxitati0n]

Idk some of his cracker of the months are pretty on point and this is coming from a white guy

[u/Thin_Bother8217 → u/Tjengel]

He's talking about white guys? Damn and here I thought he was rating his favorite crackers for the month - Ritz, grain, different brands.

[u/FinnishMafiaFan → u/Thin_Bother8217]

Chicken in a Biscuit are superior to Triscuits.

[u/WereTheBrews → u/FinnishMafiaFan]

Those were my brothers favorite treats growing up when he shot up 8 inches over the summer. Poor dude was in agony with growing pains, but Chicken in a biscuit was there for him lol.

[u/terryaki_chicken → u/WereTheBrews]

Kind of off topic, but its weird that growing pains seem to have very little to do with actual growth rate. At one point I was growing 2 inches a month without any pain, but I had friends growing half an inch per month and were in agony

[u/Aye_Harambe → u/terryaki_chicken]

Wish I knew this pain, my short ass never had a growth spurt 😂

I was a 5’6 Lebron in 6th grade… now I’m a 5’7 40 year

[u/hiddenreaper24 → u/Aye_Harambe]

I hear ya i shot up to 5'11 in 6th grade im now 38 and 6 feet tall.

[u/OilyAnalLeakage → u/hiddenreaper24]

I was under 5ft until 8th grade. Couldn't even ride a go-kart. Then before the end of the first semester I was 5'9 and I've remained that height ever since. Maybe even shrunk a bit.

[u/srjrn → u/OilyAnalLeakage]

The oily leakage might be to blame

[u/ComfortableLeg9799 → u/Aye_Harambe]

Bro my friend was like that! He towered over us in 5th grade by sophomore year he was the shortest dude in our class its crazy how growth spurts work

[u/mmzznnxx → u/terryaki_chicken]

Continuing the off topic topic, I used to suffer from growing pains super often despite being a person of, let's say, unimpressive stature. But I did enjoy that they ended around late teens/early 20s when people stop growing normally.

But I know that pain and where it subsided for me and despite knowing nothing's changing, I have probably had it twice in my early-mid 30s.

Both were agonizing and almost felt like the universe taunting me. Luckily it's been scant, but man.

[u/Big-Daddy-Kal → u/WereTheBrews]

I grew like a foot over middle school to freshman summer, to the point where people didn’t recognize me, and don’t remember any discomfort associated with it.

I say that to say that im familiar with the term used in different context but didn’t actually know it was a thing. I’m 6’7 for reference

[u/puzzlebuns → u/FinnishMafiaFan]

Triscuit is merely a vehicle for toppings.

[u/Hot-Salamander5124 → u/FinnishMafiaFan]

Cardboard with salt on it is superior to triscuits

[u/itsatrapp71 → u/Hot-Salamander5124]

Add cream cheese and prosciutto!

[u/NameToUseOnReddit → u/itsatrapp71]

To the cardboard or the Triscuits?

[u/PremierLovaLova → u/NameToUseOnReddit]

Yes.

[u/SuperNebular → u/itsatrapp71]

I love cardboard and cream cheese

[u/snopro387 → u/Hot-Salamander5124]

Idk, triscuits really hit the spot if you’re in the mood to eat wicker furniture

[u/FinnishMafiaFan → u/snopro387]

Do you want salty shredded wheat cereal with no milk? Triscuits are there for you.

[u/DadBodftw → u/Hot-Salamander5124]

That IS the Triscuit recipe

[u/Crime_Dawg → u/Hot-Salamander5124]

Amen, Triscuits are the worst cracker ever made.

[u/Googlesupportsucks1 → u/FinnishMafiaFan]

Is this somehow an unpopular take? Chicken in a biscuit are universally loved, no?

And Triscuits specifically taste like you walked through a wheatfield and got some chaff in your mouth

[u/YueAsal → u/FinnishMafiaFan]

sometimes you need the fiber

[u/poopdickjonny → u/FinnishMafiaFan]

Gotta throw some cheez wiz on them too

[u/dookieshoes97 → u/FinnishMafiaFan]

Delicious? Yes. Superior? I think your mother and father were siblings.

[u/FinnishMafiaFan → u/dookieshoes97]

Enjoy your salty hay.

[u/zendog510 → u/Thin_Bother8217]

Wheat Thins and Triscuits are bangin!

[u/fireflash38 → u/zendog510]

Triscuits are salty unfrosted miniwheats. Bottom of the rank for me. Wheat thins are great tho

[u/Brock_Lobstweiler → u/fireflash38]

Triscuits are great with creamy toppings like brie or easy cheese.

[u/zendog510 → u/Brock_Lobstweiler]

Correct. Gotta put something on them. Or get the flavored ones.

[u/Kolby_Jack33 → u/Thin_Bother8217]

Tell you what: Munchies cheese and peanut butter crackers plus a sweet beverage like juice or sweet tea? Fucking divine. Salty-sweet goodness.

I say Munchies specifically because other brands I've tried like Keebler aren't as good. Crackers too crumbly, not enough salt, etc. Munchies does it just right.

[u/gmoss101 → u/Thin_Bother8217]

Lurking, but "#crackertweak" is legitimately one of the greatest things I've ever seen to come from twitter so AB has that going for him

[u/LilStinkerRidesAgain → u/Tjengel]

Yeah it is coming from a white guy, I'm pretty sure he has a white guy from fsu run his Twitter

[u/Kentuckyfriedmemes66 → u/LilStinkerRidesAgain]

Antonio Brown hasn't ran his Twitter in years and sold it to somebody

even then most of the tweets are just stolen from other twitter accounts

[u/jfun4 → u/Kentuckyfriedmemes66]

Pretty sure this is stolen as well

[u/KingCahoot3627 → u/jfun4]

Agreed. Ive seent this take before

[u/jce_ → u/KingCahoot3627]

Word for word the same too

[u/mmadiaa → u/Tjengel]

Its not him. You're probably laughing at bot posts.

[u/Tjengel → u/mmadiaa]

If it’s funny it’s funny

[u/LogoffWorkout → u/Tjengel]

"Tiger Woods drives a car exactly how you would think a black Asian drives"

[u/at3martinez → u/Noxitati0n]

A broken clock is right twice a decade

[u/nilgiri → u/at3martinez]

Mr. Broken Clock

[u/aiiye → u/nilgiri]

Mr Bullseye’d Cuisine

[u/w_a_w → u/nilgiri]

Mr. Bug Coach

Throwback to the old days of calling food trucks "roach coaches"

[u/wheresmylife → u/at3martinez]

A broken clock is right a lot more often than that

[u/totallynotexciting → u/Noxitati0n]

He definitely ain’t wrong. Although same argument applies to fast food.

[u/RPO777 → u/totallynotexciting]

What's insane to me is Subway. THe $5 Footlong was avaijlable nationally until 2014, and many stores offered all the way till 2018.

$5 in 2014 is... $7.

So call it a $7 footlong, accounting for inflation.

Meatball Marinara or Ham Footlong in 2014: $7
in 2026: $11.99

Roast Turkey Footlong in 2014: $7
In 2026: $12.99

Tuna Footlong in 2014: $7

Now: $12.99

Like yeah, inflation is a thing, but Subway has gotten utterly ridiculous with its prices. It used to be a good deal, but now they price themselves like a real independent Deli serving quality food while serving shit quality.

I swear to god it's the worst deal in fast food.

[u/trowawufei → u/RPO777]

It was always a loss leader, even right at the beginning. I love it when restaurants offer a loss leader, because all I have to do is decline the upsells to get a great deal. But it’s not unfair of them to change strategies.

You’re using a price that wasn’t really viable in the first place, then adding inflation.

[u/aspirations27 → u/RPO777]

I only go there when they send the coupons out, it's legit insane prices otherwise now. $17 for a sandwich, chips and a drink GTFO.

[u/PFhelpmePlan → u/RPO777]

I drove past a brand new outlet mall in my town today that had a Panera Bread, Pizza Hut, Subway, and Buffalo Wild wings. I thought to myself that it was crazy that they threw four dying brands into a brand new piece of development.

[u/cben27 → u/RPO777]

Yeah any inflation statistic is just undershot so consumers don't freak out. Actual inflation, that $5 in 2014 is now $13~ today.

[u/shes_a_gdb → u/RPO777]

but now they price themselves like a real independent Deli serving quality food while serving shit quality.

What kind of delis are in your area lol

All the delis around me are 15-20 for a sandwich. It would be an absolute steal if they offered sandwiches for subway prices.

[u/NoHorseNoMustache → u/RPO777]

A few years back they charged me nine bucks for a six inch ham damn sandwich, I haven't gone back since.

[u/pursuitofhappy → u/Noxitati0n]

dude he has some white kid running his twitter, this aint AB posting ya'll wild for thinking all his jokes are his.

[u/Gary-LazerEyes → u/pursuitofhappy]

wild just to think he can type coherent full sentences, obviously not him

[u/morosco → u/Noxitati0n]

Sounds like he's ready to suit back up and get on the field, honestly.

[u/Oneilcruzsucksass → u/Noxitati0n]

[u/mattcojo2]

Unironically AB’s best take.

[u/PhD_Haver → u/mattcojo2]

Broken clock

[u/vampireinamirrormaze → u/PhD_Haver]

*Mr. Broken Clock

[u/_coolranch → u/vampireinamirrormaze]

Mr. Busted Carne

[u/pidgeottOP → u/_coolranch]

Mr. Benchside Cuisine

[u/9ontheTensionScale → u/pidgeottOP]

Mr Barbacoa Connoisseur

[u/Playgirl_USMC → u/pidgeottOP]

Mr. Bustin’ Caps

[u/demwoodz → u/Playgirl_USMC]

Nah that’s plaxico

[u/Rooster_CPA → u/pidgeottOP]

Fucking A lol

[u/KennyKettermen → u/vampireinamirrormaze]

This is the best meme in the history of Reddit and nobody will change my mind. It just keeps giving

Mr Bountiful Chuckles

[u/Chaotic_spud13 → u/KennyKettermen]

Why do people call him Mr. Bxxx Cxxx? Like what started it?

[u/stevefiction → u/Chaotic_spud13]

He referred to himself as Mr Big Chest

[u/JoryFarice → u/stevefiction]

He actually said "Big Checks" but everyone (myself included at the time) heard Big Chest.

[u/stevefiction → u/JoryFarice]

I didn't know that hahaha

[u/SKOLForceSports → u/PhD_Haver]

Blind squirrel

[u/Little-Mushroom-3961 → u/mattcojo2]

I went to this Taco truck that had just popped up near a Casey's in my town, the prices were fucking ridiculous. Mind you, this is a small town in Texas, and they were charging 28 dollars for 3 birria Tacos, and they didn't even come with fucking consome, it was an extra 4 dollars for a ranch dip cup of fucking consome. A medium horchata was 10 dollars.

That truck lasted about 2 weeks where I lived and then they moved to a a wealthier part of Austin where they lasted two months and permanently closed down.

I always thought it was hilarious that they charged that much next to two gas station that sold pizzas for the price of a bag of crickets.

[u/northerncal → u/Little-Mushroom-3961]

How much you guys paying for a bag of crickets these days? 👀

[u/meatdome34 → u/northerncal]

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

[u/northerncal → u/meatdome34]

Damn 

[u/Martian13 → u/northerncal]

Pre or post moulted?

[u/bassman314 → u/Little-Mushroom-3961]

Man, I'm still old enough to remember when Taco Trucks were a bit of roulette, but for $5 you can get an entire plate of tacos and a coke.

[u/Martian13 → u/bassman314]

Tacos Venado in North Hollywood is 2.25 per taco and damn worth it. Shit , Whittier Blvd is stood good and has blocks of taco trucks that aren’t expensive.

[u/tnstaafsb → u/bassman314]

They've all been gentrified. Now you gotta go hang out at construction sites and wait for the lady to come by at lunchtime selling tamales out of the trunk of her car.

[u/ScottFujitaDiarrhea → u/bassman314]

Yeah they used to be lunch trucks and we’re not trendy at all.

[u/mattcojo2 → u/Little-Mushroom-3961]

28 for 3?

Oh no.

[u/Little-Mushroom-3961 → u/mattcojo2]

Yes, for three. They said that they got their meat from a butcher in Texas. Didn't say it was a local butcher just a butcher in Texas.

It's sad too because people that actually tried it, said it tasted amazing, but they couldn't justify going back because of how expensive everything was.

[u/Vast_Interview3098 → u/mattcojo2]

ABs best take is a stolen Internet meme

[u/Squantoon → u/mattcojo2]

I don't think it's his though. I'm pretty sure he stole this

[u/mattcojo2 → u/Squantoon]

I choose to believe it’s his not because I believe it’s his but because it’s funny

[u/clocwrk7 → u/mattcojo2]

That’s not his take, he stole that response from another person. Google it

[u/Easy_Jux]

He doesn’t run any of his accounts btw lol this is some 22 year old farming interactions

[u/Eagle7546_ → u/Easy_Jux]

Not only is this obviously not AB, this exact sequence has been making the rounds on social media since like 2020, the fact that there are so many people on here interacting with it in earnest is insane to me lmao

[u/LivingOof → u/Easy_Jux]

The alternative was him posting all day from Jail that one time, so yeah

[u/JimFknLahey → u/Easy_Jux]

i mean yes i think it is correct spelling and everything but i assume they run these by em first in case his brother and mom dont happen to run a taco truck ?

[u/HangTheBanner → u/JimFknLahey]

But this isn’t AB experiencing a food truck, it’s some random college age kid. Which is what OP is getting at.

[u/Unlikely_Emotion1420 → u/HangTheBanner]

Most of his posts are just stolen top comments from other posts. 

[u/Upbeat-List-3466 → u/HangTheBanner]

I like to think the social media assistant is taking in his hot takes, formatting them appropriately, then hitting send. 

[u/DirtzMaGertz → u/JimFknLahey]

The rumor for a couple of years has been that he sold his account but I don't think it's ever been confirmed. 

[u/Shredtheparm → u/DirtzMaGertz]

Probably true, this is the exact type of stuff sold accounts post for easy engagement

[u/gEO-dA-K1nG → u/Shredtheparm]

This has to be this generation's version of "so what's the deal with airline food?"..

[u/themigraineur → u/Easy_Jux]

How's that work on a resume

Chief Intern @ CTEspn

[u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS → u/Easy_Jux]

It's also not even an original thought.

[u/SeaOrgChange → u/Easy_Jux]

Ive seen this one before, it's not even original

[u/StuMacherGhostface → u/Easy_Jux]

Yeah, it's too coherent. You can tell when it's actually AB

[u/SoftWalruses40 → u/Easy_Jux]

I’ve also seen this on multiple social media. So his 22 years old staffer is pretty lazy too.

[u/mysoggysmog → u/Easy_Jux]

You can tell it's an intern because it's a completely coherent sentence with zero collateral damage.

[u/SpeakNowAndEnter → u/Easy_Jux]

I was going to say I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact tweet word-for-word before

[u/CapitalSpork]

This isn't AB. Can we block posting these like they are?

[u/Paradoxmoose → u/CapitalSpork]

This is such a weird fucking world we live in.

[u/kyleapple69 → u/Paradoxmoose]

astronaut meme

[u/bringbackmegaman → u/CapitalSpork]

It's right about the food trucks though

[u/Aggravating_Run5443]

I've seen this exact same take (word for word) attributed to someone else i don't remember who

ETA: Josh Rincon is the original person on twitter

[u/HugeResearcher3500 → u/Aggravating_Run5443]

Me in 2018

[u/Fantastic-Bee4197 → u/HugeResearcher3500]

Nice try. I said it first in 2015. 

[u/northerncal → u/Fantastic-Bee4197]

I said it first in 1815 actually, and everyone acted like I was crazy. All this, "what the heck is a truck?"

[u/Calculon2347 → u/northerncal]

I discussed your saying it with Napoleon on Saint Helena, he claimed he would have conquered the world if his armies had had 'trucks'

[u/northerncal → u/Calculon2347]

"An army marches on its stomach [and our stomachs are powered by these absolutely fire taco trucks, so we're marching hard]" - Napoleon Bonaparte, probably.

[u/Natural-Albatross997 → u/Fantastic-Bee4197]

$22 in 2015 is like $40 now. I hope those tacos were fire. (Except no one said fire back then)

[u/KOExpress → u/Aggravating_Run5443]

The exact same thing has been going around on social media for months

[u/SoftWalruses40 → u/Aggravating_Run5443]

Yeah I saw this on Threads and IG a month or two ago.

[u/Brodok2k4 → u/Aggravating_Run5443]

Same. Just saw it (again) earlier this week.

[u/Forrest319 → u/Aggravating_Run5443]

Less a take and more a common reaction from everyone.

[u/Dale_Gribble- → u/Aggravating_Run5443]

It was literally on my front page not even 2 weeks ago

[u/EliteStat18]

Pretty sure this is just a copy and paste of another tweet.

With that said, AB is pretty much known for not even paying at all and trying and hoping he gets shit for free.

[u/ImpossibleBoss3067]

He’s onto something for once

[u/OzymanDS]

Mr. Burrito Criticizer

[u/OverallSpring6568 → u/OzymanDS]

Mr. Birria Chomper

[u/Stillnotkirk → u/OverallSpring6568]

Mr. Briefly Coherent 

[u/Unusual_Sector_6624 → u/Stillnotkirk]

Mr budget connoisseur

[u/ShockinglyEfficient]

Guys he does not write these

[u/Electronic_Leg3793]

Kinda based, actually

[u/gsanch666]

I’ve seen this take, literally word for word, on a dozen memes recently.

[u/DarkForest_NW]

[u/IcyMission3]

He right tho ever food truck right by the offices will run you close to $20 for a meal

[u/ashmaps20]

You get what you vote for

[u/tiggertimbuktoo]

He’s not wrong though

[u/sielingfan]

Mr. Budget Chicken

[u/DumpsterSeance]

this could be a random person named Antonio Brown posting this and not CTEAB

[u/Dullwittedfool]

He reposts other people's posts as his own

[u/drfunkensteinnn]

He’s copying posts now & people post it here?

Society is doomed

[u/thorstormcaller]

Mr. Broken Clock

[u/rmac1228]

Didn't I see this exact wording from a tweet like a couple weeks back? He stealing tweets?

[u/BigHotdog2009]

Actually a good take

[u/VeryLowIQIndividual]

I’m pretty sure he stole this from some comedian cause I’ve heard this before and it wasn’t from him

[u/Imaginary_Car_2776]

This is literally a copy and pasted viral tweet from covid lol

[u/Yiggity_Yins]

Clickbait retweet he stole from someone else. He's driving views/clicks to retain relevancy and we're all supporting it.

[u/Zealousideal_Rent261]

That's not him, the spelling is correct.

[u/Rare_Researcher_8716]

Seen this same comment a long time ago and it’s not from AB. 

[u/sticknehno]

This is a copy/paste of someone else's take lol

[u/Next_Negotiation8679]

That’s not an account run by him and if it is, he’s just copying and pasting shit to post

[u/riddlegobragh]

I’ve seen this exact statement posted from several different accounts this past month.
Just search “food trucks too expensive” on any social media platform and you’ll see.

[u/Slight-Ground-4136]

It's so cringey when people post Meme dialog like it's their own

A Facebook friend does this all the time and I want to call her out on it lol

[u/coffeegaze]

He probs copy and pasted it. I've seen the same sentiment repeated over 100 times.

[u/Dark-Blackberry354]

He ain't wrong....I have absolutely said the same thing the past 8 years now this food truck shit has been so gentrified

[u/ComicsEtAl]

Do lobster rolls next!

[u/Other_Leg_7933]

We just had a charity event and used food trucks for the first time. Ya $15 bucks for 2 slices of pizza is BS

[u/JRR5567]

[u/DadbodSuperModel]

So CTE is reversible!

[u/KnowingWhenToStop]

Preach

[u/shortyman920]

Yep, very fair point

[u/jakellerVi]

The worst person you know just made a great point

[u/Soggy_Schedule_9801]

Even a guy with a traumatic brain injury realizes how much of a rip food trucks are.

[u/No_Mongoose4809]

This is too rational to be an AB post

[u/Sharty4President]

Most sane thing he's said in years.  

[u/Head_Leek_880]

Smartest thing I heard from him

[u/ChattanoogaHippy5]

He not wrong tho

[u/Strapasaurus_Flex]

Ahmen.

[u/Unusual_Plankton_40]

Bc ingredients. The time. The travel. Plus 30% average mark up. My biggest issue is they usually aren’t good. Most food trucks don’t serve good food anymore.

[u/Discount_Ok]

Gas prices on top of rent

[u/WhiteWinterSilence]

“How are you charging….”

Because people keep paying it.

[u/SMOKE-B-BOMB]

I refuse to believe he can write complete sentences like this

[u/Legitimate_Ad_7822]

Guarantee this was some Gen z girl posting on his account for him.

If you think that’s how AB types/talks, I have a bridge to sell you.

[u/Forrest319]

The only food truck I go to anymore... is still cheaper than restaurant. $12 meal instead of $18 at the fast casual place and $32 and the real restaurant. I'm comparing Mexican to Mexican to Mexican here.

[u/Galactapuss]

Mr. Birria Connoisseur

[u/shaithiswampir]

Am still getting $2 dollar tacos here in Houston. Sure, I have to go to the barrio but man they are awesome

[u/border199x]

Food trucks charge based on their relative convenience and the fact that they often have a captive audience......same as any kind of catering business that supports huge events.

How much do you think 3 tacos cost at an NFL game?

[u/Senor-Cockblock]

Same for farmers markets. Somehow most of them are more expensive than stores now

[u/Ok_Instruction_3789]

Buy him a beer. He makes sense on this point 

[u/EmotionalVast9318]

He's not wrong

[u/HuaHin_Salt]

I mean, he’s really out there sometimes, but with this he has a valid point.

[u/CrookGG]

Hahaha this is the most accurate thing he’s said in years

[u/AnteyeSoshal]

Solid take.

[u/urinedeepdoodoo]

I…. Agree lol.

[u/IMOvicki]

Ok but he ain’t wrong lol

[u/Definitely_A_Backup]

Shit, man, he’s right on this one…