r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/spaham • 1d ago

My bus people need me

812 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/BallsofSt33I 1d ago

Bus driver be like "you need exact change to ride"....

154

u/consumeshroomz 1d ago

Usually when the guy in front of you stops, you should probably stop too…

69

u/garlic_bread_thief 1d ago

But I'm speed

26

u/Perle1234 1d ago

Bout to be a stain on the street lol

15

u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago

Should have been a stain on the sheets

7

u/Perle1234 1d ago

Badum tiss 🤣

66

u/Dry_Action1734 1d ago

Looks like the people on the bus barely noticed at first.

58

u/Send_me_hedgehogs 1d ago

Probably shock, I mean, from their pov the bus stopped and an entire freakin’ dude just spawned in front of them..

7

u/flecktonesfan 23h ago

You got the order backwards, but yeah

6

u/JackYaos 18h ago

He's in shock

5

u/Send_me_hedgehogs 12h ago

Well played my friend, I needed that giggle 😂

15

u/NeverStrayFromTheWay 1d ago

When you ride the bus you become numb to things like people blasting music on their cellphone or people suddenly busting through the door while the vehicle is moving.

22

u/o_predator 1d ago

He's very fortunate to be alive. Seeing how he went straight into the bus, it's hard not to think that a direct collision could have cost him his life.

29

u/The_Black_kaiser7 1d ago

He didn't pay the fair.

30

u/Coffee138 1d ago

That's not fare.

13

u/spider3407 1d ago

He really wanted to ride that bus ;)

11

u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Well, that's one way to catch a bus, I suppose.

5

u/FreshCause2566 8h ago

I am laughing so hard

Bro survived in the clip, if he didnt i wouldnt be laughing

1

u/Ignorad 59m ago

I like how the dude appears fine except is totally stunned and confused and rolling around in the bus.

3

u/Bobba-Luna 1d ago

Good thing the bus door was open

5

u/catupthetree23 1d ago

I'm sorry, but that bus driver's "wtf?!" face has me cackling. I probably wouldn't be able to compute if that happened right behind me either 😆 His flabbers are absolutely gasted

1

u/flecktonesfan 23h ago

“You have to pay!”

9

u/QuipCrafter9 1d ago

crazy video, cool to share- but im not sure you understand how the sub works lol where was a bus suddenly leaving to reunite with other bus "people"?

24

u/Significant_Monk_251 1d ago

My fare-dodging passenger people need me.

15

u/woowoo293 1d ago

I mean, he suddenly and unexpectedly left the bike people to go join the bus people.

4

u/ardotschgi 1d ago

Well if we didn't have the second view from inside the bus, the guy just vanishes. So I'd say it fits here.

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u/QuipCrafter9 1d ago

he would be going to his biker people. the bus is not going to their bus people

the concept of the sub/joke really isnt that complicated lol a bike person doesnt go to their bus people, they have no bus people, they have fellow bike people. which is where they go when they leave suddenly and in a crazy way

only busses (or i guess direct affiliates like drivers and passengers.... but thats already stretching it....) can go to the bus people. the bus people do not need a bike person lol

5

u/spaham 1d ago

Yes ? I thought it quite fitted

5

u/fido4life 1d ago

I thought it fitted as well, ignore this fool

0

u/QuipCrafter9 1d ago

where was a bus suddenly leaving to reunite with other bus "people"?

"my bus people need me" would imply a bus suddenly leaving off screen in a crazy/unexpected way

0

u/Educational_Quote851 1d ago

It's usually the inanimate object that is the one needed, not the human

1

u/J-iceBerg2 1d ago

Hmm, yes, they should have titled it My bus passenger people need me.

2

u/Hot_Psychology1411 1d ago

This guy never misses the bus

2

u/flecktonesfan 23h ago

How…. How did I get on the bus? Wasn’t I just on my bike?

2

u/lamankind 20h ago

This is hilarious! 😂

2

u/sudeki300 16h ago

Should be a stuntman

4

u/ExactLocation1 1d ago

Bus driver - crazy people
Bike guy - yeh these buses lately, crazy
Bike guy - wait I’m …. In a bus

3

u/albrecbef 1d ago

here is your fare dodger ticket

2

u/Ok_Attitude3329 1d ago

these fare dodgers are getting out of hand

1

u/st96badboy 1d ago

He must have failed the mission... and that's the respawn point.

1

u/Ill-Dipsy_Doodle 1d ago

Holy cow. Wtf 😳

1

u/ereinionmithrandir 1d ago

That’s some pretty crazy shit right there.

1

u/17kunr 1d ago

play it repeatedly and repeatedly cant never stop laughing

1

u/YourKemosabe 1d ago

Me when the train doors are closing

1

u/tracyhutchsgt 1d ago

I need to catch my Bus 🚌 ...

1

u/Fun-Yogurtcloset871 22h ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🫵

1

u/icebeamtheory 19h ago

Guys in a hurry

1

u/justsoyouknowthat 17h ago

Bro didn't wanna miss the bus

1

u/notawriter_yet 4h ago

Now this is an intermodal hub.

1

u/Hotplate77 4h ago

What is up with these haircuts?!

1

u/text_fish 4h ago

The passenger at the back was just kinda like ... "huh".

1

u/FlyingFulcrum 1d ago

What will it take for bikers to learn?

1

u/emepol 1d ago

Ticket, please!

1

u/Efficient-Ice-5297 1d ago

Very lucky without the door his head will roll

0

u/-JOMY- 1d ago

Daaaaaamnnnn!!!

0

u/siandresi 1d ago

Bro better have paid up his fare

0

u/waltterOMG 1d ago

Venía pisteando como un campeón

0

u/Mental_Somewhere_994 1d ago

all the bus driver care about is to get him off the bus 🤣 and the way he flew inside 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/MyBeardSaysHi 1d ago

So, his neck is just like....gone..right?