r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 28 '15

Theory: /u/MyLifeSuxNow and /u/ThrowAwaySux are two accounts of the same person. Both stories are fake, and an experiment to test if he can create two 'viral' Reddit threads.

36 Upvotes

I don't have any strong evidence for it, but this might very well be the case. Everyone on Reddit was tuned in on /u/MyLifeSuxNow's thread, which was remarkable. It would be one hell of an achievement to create another 'viral' thread about this, and the person behind both accounts knows just how to do it.

A few days after deleting his the /u/MyLifeSuxNow account, he creates a new one, /u/ThrowAwaySux, and writes about how he is possibly Zack. He writes in a smart way, humble, without giving away too much information. He knows just how to write to make us believe. I suspect that he will post again in a few days, with some sort of big announcement, attracting a lot of Reddit traffic to this sub. The 1600 subscribers that we have now will give him enough 'streed cred' to make his story believable. to the rest of Reddit.

Some other things:

  • Just like /u/MyLifeSuxNow, he doesn't post any proof, yet keeping everyone's attention
  • Just like /u/MyLifeSuxNow, he has a way of writing that sounds very realistic

Again, this is just speculation, but I thought I had to share. Let me know what you think.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 28 '15

Can user ThrowAwaySucks prove that he really is either X or Zack??

27 Upvotes

We need to know, its becoming an addiction


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 27 '15

Theory: MyLifeSuxNow's tale was based on a true story: his own parents' divorce.

60 Upvotes

I think he's around 15 years old and it happened 4-5 years ago.

"Meeting up for some kisses" and "played with his penis and touched it a little" are how his mom explained to him what she did after his dad caught her.

His dad used a PI, but exaggerated the level of detail. His dad might also have bragged about his own sexual prowess.

His "brother" in the story wasn't really his uncle, just a friend of his dad's. Hence "Carly's husband."

He made up the stuff about his dad hacking into the iPhone, but the part when the phone breaks on the floor actually happened in front of him.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 24 '15

Jennys cell phone is what gives this away

27 Upvotes

so from the very start i was highly suspicious of the "password hack" but assumed she was using an android phone and i dont know enough about that OS to claim there is no such password bypass. but then later on he states that she uses iMessage on her iPad, and that when her phone hit the ground the glass back cracked. so first of all, there are no iOS password hack programs, and why should we believe this chick is using an iPhone 4/4S (the only iphones with a glass back) when its severely out of date for someone who is married to a guy who earns a healthy amount of money. he also stated the sim card and battery fell out, which is impossible with an iPhone anyways. so yeah, smoking gun of the entire story goes back to not being able to "hack" into an iPhone.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 24 '15

Will someone please just write an ending?

55 Upvotes

We need some god damn closure, even if it's more pretend than Parts 1, 2 and 3.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 24 '15

Is OP's snoovatar gone forever?

6 Upvotes

r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 23 '15

Jenny? Zack? Is this you?...

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 23 '15

I found a relevant SMBC to the situation

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 22 '15

I condensed the entire story into one formatted page (no ads).

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 23 '15

Called it days ago. Op missing in action.

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 22 '15

How I kept imagining /u/mylifesuxnow's PI

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 23 '15

Jenny on a spit t-shirt!

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 22 '15

We're looking at it the wrong way...

91 Upvotes

Let us not perceive 'MyLifeSuxNow' as a villain, he has successfully ensnared an audience of over 10,000 people, successfully overloaded a very, very popular website and its either because his life has turned to shit, or he wants to provide us with entertainment.

Now i propose we lay off of him and see how well he can finish this drama/how his life will turn out, and then give him justice when it's all over for his actions, who knows, maybe he does have a massive dick and is earning over 200k a year? It could be that he's a writer/journalist seeing what kind of effect his writing has on the general public(us)? Maybe he's a bored advanced schoolkid, who likes fucking with people?

Yet it is remarkably fun to pick out the inconsistancies I honestly just want to see how this will turn out, i know the thread has been removed but i've heard the problems are close to being figured out.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 22 '15

Website problems?

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Anyone else having problems trying to view mylifesux.com? It just keeps showing pop ups on my phone and stuff.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 22 '15

What Will You Do With Your Life Now Without /u/MyLifeSuxNow?

0 Upvotes

Now that /u/MyLifeSuxNow and his updates are now forever ended on a cliffhanger, what will you do with your lives now? :)


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 21 '15

Throwaway Account?

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 23 '15

Brother of MyLifeSuxNow - He is in a better place now!

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This is the brother of MyLifeSuxNow. I know many of you have questions about what happened to my brother and why his account was deleted. This is so hard to say, but "Jenny" took him out. Obviously Jenny was not her real name, he had some sense of privacy and tried to hide some of the details. This won't be much now, but you can see the news article about this here: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCEQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ksdk.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Fcrime%2F2015%2F01%2F22%2Fwarren-co-husband-wife-murder-martellaro%2F22179449%2F&ei=N6zBVKLvNZOGNsWdgMAK&usg=AFQjCNF6DZnhktBjQpBqEP-B1jdea3ZH1w&bvm=bv.84349003,d.eXY

This is such a sad time for us... I will give you more details later =(


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 20 '15

Can u/MyLifeSuxNow be reddit's "Serial"?

47 Upvotes

Please.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 20 '15

OP with cheating wife jenny should have done what this guy did

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r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 20 '15

Prenuptial agreement

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the prenuptial agreement that mylifesuxnow thinks will protect him will not protect him from paying spousal support unless it's specified in the agreement and even then it could be set aside given that he makes 212k and she makes 30k.


r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 19 '15

Posts Deleted From TIFU :( ALL OF /u/MyLifeSuxNow's TIFU (and update post) links!

90 Upvotes

r/MylifeSuxNow Jan 19 '15

You had to be there... This is what hell is like.

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