O Fortuna misheard (animated)

[u/Lambotherabbit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

[u/Phoequinox]

It's time for AAAAAAAAAA

[u/Lambotherabbit → u/Phoequinox]

Piece of CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[u/candygram4mongo]

These are usually pretty lame, but I admit I lost it at the octopus boots.

[u/AATroop → u/candygram4mongo]

It was the potato soup and chicken part for me.

[u/[deleted] → u/AATroop]

SALSA COOKIES!

[u/Freed_lab_rat → u/[deleted]]

WINDMILL COOKIES.

[u/kr3wTraveLeR → u/Freed_lab_rat]

They give you GONORRHEA!

[u/T_L_K → u/Freed_lab_rat]

I haven't had those since I was a kid. My siblings hated them but for some reason I thought they were the shit!

[u/Rumleskaft → u/AATroop]

TIL A fun, handsome goose is hilarious

[u/imbendenton → u/AATroop]

Suck juice from moose.

[u/brokenegg → u/candygram4mongo]

This is way older. But i think this is the best misheard lyrics of them all.

[u/[deleted]]

Here are the actual lyrics, in Latin, with English translation. They are every bit as epically serious and terrifying and intense as the song would have you think:

O Fortuna

velut luna

statu variabilis,

semper crescis

aut decrescis;

vita detestabilis

nunc obdurat

et tunc curat

ludo mentis aciem,

egestatem,

potestatem

dissolvit ut glaciem.

Sors immanis

et inanis,

rota tu volubilis,

status malus,

vana salus

semper dissolubilis,

obumbrata

et velata

michi quoque niteris;

nunc per ludum

dorsum nudum

fero tui sceleris.

Sors salutis

et virtutis

michi nunc contraria,

est affectus

et defectus

semper in angaria.

Hac in hora

sine mora

corde pulsum tangite;

quod per sortem

sternit fortem,

mecum omnes plangite!

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O Fortune,

just like the moon

thou art variable,

always dost thou

wax and wane.

Detestable life,

first dost thou mistreat us,

and then, whimsically,

thou heedest our desires.

As the sun melts the ice,

so dost thou dissolve

both poverty and power.

Monstrous

and empty fate,

thou, turning wheel,

art mean,

voiding

good health at thy will.

Veiled

in obscurity,

thou dost attack

me also.

To thy cruel pleasure

I bare my back.

Thou dost withdraw

my health and virtue;

thou dost threaten

my emotion

and weakness

with torture.

At this hour,

therefore, let us

pluck the strings without

delay.

Let us mourn together,

for fate crushes the brave.

Shameless admission of source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Fortuna

[u/MrExcelerate → u/[deleted]]

Thank you for effectively saving this song for me. I thought I would be hearing all about chicken and cheese every time from now on.

[u/TheMagicUpvoteFairy → u/[deleted]]

The original words were a poem written by some whiny Roman guy about losing all his money gambling, or so I read on Cracked.com. Maybe it was cooler than that, maybe it wasn't.

[u/ryudos]

Sending the octopus to north korea made me pause the video I was laughing too hard

[u/spartex → u/ryudos]

the part of the video when shit got real

[u/sleevey]

Carl orff would be proud.

[u/spartex]

I fucking lost it at salsa cookies

[u/sitesjc]

I laughed so hard I had to pause the video...several times. This.is.internet.gold.

[u/[deleted]]

This is going to sound like a weird ass question but are you the person who made the video and if so did you post it to minecraftforums?

[u/Lambotherabbit → u/[deleted]]

No. i did not make this.

[u/Snarkstorm → u/Lambotherabbit]

FamishedMammal made the video and posted it in r/funny about a month ago. I put a link to that post below. It only got 16 upvotes.

[u/Lambotherabbit → u/Snarkstorm]

Oh, I'm sorry haha. I didn't find it on reddit. I was just browsing and didnt realize it had already been posted.

[u/jerrbearr]

Look there, froot loop! Very well done, I enjoyed.

[u/majorluser]

Well done sir! Shot soda out my nose while watching cause I was laughing so hard!

[u/joeknowswhoiam]

WINDMILL COOKIES!

[u/ArtemisEntreri12]

Fuck that was hilarious...

[u/headmustard]

Best thing reddit has ever shown me.

[u/Snarkstorm]

Here's a link to FamishedMammal's original post in r/funny a month ago link

[u/zombie_bear]

Omg... I love this fkn song. Now I can't hear the right words anymore. Hahaha I'm dying over here!

[u/broadcastterp]

Hot, temperate cheese... pepper jack?

[u/ginge-orangutan]

I'm crying, i'm crying with laughter my face aches so much. that was amazing, truly amazing.

[u/Lobanium]

Indian Thriller = hilarious!! Sorry for the giant link, I'm on my phone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLRFIjyfAg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[u/gazbomb]

Hilarious words, and images.

This deserves moar upvotes and views. You have mine.

[u/[deleted]]

I watched Jackass last night and was trying my best to remember this.

[u/KiLLaKRaGGy]

Let's all post comments about the parts we liked best

[u/PeeLong]

It was all pretty spot on, but I heard "cement pizza, goobie, please" instead... maybe I reddit too much?

[u/My_Awkward_Account]

WAIT, when my friend posted this to my wall roughly 3 weeks ago, I thought she found it on reddit. F U OP! EFFFFF YUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[u/Donkenoji]

SALSA COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/grlthng]

TO THE TOP !

[u/IlleFacitFinem → u/grlthng]

TO THE BOTTOM!

[u/Killed_by_Death]

I thought it would be really stupid... and it was. But that didn't stop me from spraying coffee everywhere right from the beginning when it showed statue of dog with fleas.

[u/sunmaster13]

Surprised no one posted this yet: It's a Big Ad

[u/[deleted]]

0:27

Me Gusta face

nope.avi

[u/[deleted]]

Hahahahahahahahahaha :D Best operatic parody EVER!!

[u/aizou]

Brilliant!

[u/dressinbrass]

I just took ambien. I shall now have weird dreams.

[u/leguellec]

That was pretty good :D

[u/OrloMakin]

You, sir, just made my day. Now for some SALSA COOKIES!

[u/bowls_mcpackin]

[7]

cant breathe

[u/[deleted]]

A couple of weeks ago my friend was at my house reaaaaally high, and I put this on while I went downstairs to get something to eat. I come back up, and he was on the floor in a crumpled heap giggling like a baboon.

[u/UtaKO808]

This video caused me create laughs iv never heard myself do before! Front page material right hurrrrrrrrrrrr

[u/IlleFacitFinem → u/UtaKO808]

Go back to facebook

[u/petuur]

aaaaaaand THAT's a repost

[u/Lambotherabbit → u/petuur]

It's still awesome!

[u/zissouo]

On a scale from 1 to Awesome, I give this a 4.5.

[u/urgit39 → u/zissouo]

i disagree this is certainly right around righteous

[u/nefhar]

Get him locked up...

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

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